Here is where you post your favorite pick up lines, funny ones, ones that you've tried and got shut down with, or have used successfully. Here's a few to start off. -Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! -Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! -Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. -Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. -Do you want to see something swell? Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! -Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
how about i order you a drink and my dick? your so beautiful from your neck to the floor.. im sexy ..i paint graffiti..how about i do your name or something.. (bitches love their name in graffiti) eh i tried maybe more later
do u smell that? girl: what? it must be u! girl: omg wtf! cuz ur the shit are u retarded? becuase i can tell that ur very special
ShIfTeD- hey is that a mirror in your pocket? slut- no why? ShIfTeD- because i can see myself in your pants
hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
I just shit my pants, can i get in yours? If you were my sister incest would be cool! Roses are red violets are blue, i have warts and so will you I lost my phone number can i have yours If you were a booger id pick you first :lol: