First Time You Had Sex

[vowels]

hahahhahhha wow if i new how to put that in my sig i would

when you clicked quote, to quote what he said, just copy what is already in the message box and then paste it in your sig

[CRN-one]

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

yes. scientific fact.

might as well cut it off, it's dead weight at this point, yo.

[nero122]

lets say alot of shufling in a bush n not so much alot of movment from the other side lol maby cos of the tranqs?

[vowels]

is a regret, she was ugly and her moms bed smelt because her mom is like 500 pounds

[daisyface]

vowels that sounds horrible

[JetBlack]

^^I like that brew too. Tastes kinda like fruit loops.

at 12-13 i was playing with pokemon cards

Pogs too.

[nero122]

damn iused to have beetl borg toy n i losted it :'(

[simple zen]

bump this thread, i was reading the old ass posts laughing my fucking ass off.

my first time was when i was 15, she was a virgin too. she cried and squealed and hated it. her parents were asleep next door, and for some reason, they didn't give a fuck i slept over. i didn't finish right then, she started slobbin', and i said "oooh baby that feels good" and she's like "do you wanna finish" i said "ooh yeah". so i proceeded to fucking her, terribly. i lasted a god damn long time though, probably because i was a shitty fuck. i said "where do i cum?" she goes "not in my mouth i know that much". so i grabbed a tiny plastic dixie cup in her room and came in that shit. she had a thick ol booty for her age. fuck that condom shit, i said fuck that i wanna feel what the hype of sex is about...

[Proper]

Last year and it wasn't free.

[-sense-]

got pretty dirty on a hard ruff bathroom floor. then on the toilet. then back on the floor.
hahaha. wow.

[simple zen]

you're fucking disgusting. bathroom floor? come on now... toilet?! jesus.

[Proper]

He's obviously lying.

[HëRbN]

lost mine in a shower, got pulled in by a drunk girl (my g/f) i was kinda drunk too, started off fully clothes but that didnt last long hah

[Proper]

Kay, why'd you erase your post? You black-ass.

[nero112]

i got raped by my uncle he did alot too me hence why i am sexually confused and have been very damaged

[.A.K.4.7.]

the first time i had sex was when i put my penis inside this girls vagina and then i had sex and then it finished and i had sex

[vegimite on toast]

^yeah that sums it up pretty well for any of those still unsure of what qualifies

you have to get inside BEFORE you squirt

[.A.K.4.7.]

or else u get sperm on your sheets and shit

[nero112]

and after about 2 or so weeks a good punch in the ovary is a good idea

[Scheme*119]

first time was in the woods, no condom, took me about 3 days to figure out where to put my dick, it was wack, pulled out mad early cause i was a scared little fuck and didnt want to knock her up, she called me the next day saying she was late, which as rediculous as it sounds being a day later, i still bugged the fuck out, turns out she wasnt pregnant(yeah)


then i broke up with her on her birthday



one girl i hooked up with made me vegan chicken nuggets after we fucked, thought that was worth mentioning