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    Quote Originally Posted by 0lick View Post
    hahahhahhha wow if i new how to put that in my sig i would
    when you clicked quote, to quote what he said, just copy what is already in the message box and then paste it in your sig
    i'd rather live than live forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slushi View Post
    Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
    yes. scientific fact.

    might as well cut it off, it's dead weight at this point, yo.
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    "Oh, so now you have a conscience over the girl you played flip coin for." -H

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    CRN-ONE just raped this thread.
    Violently.

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    lets say alot of shufling in a bush n not so much alot of movment from the other side lol maby cos of the tranqs?




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    is a regret, she was ugly and her moms bed smelt because her mom is like 500 pounds
    i'd rather live than live forever

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    vowels that sounds horrible




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    ^^I like that brew too. Tastes kinda like fruit loops.

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    at 12-13 i was playing with pokemon cards
    Pogs too.


    Drop beats...and bombs too. Both are good.
    V-Unit fo LIFE NUGGAS!

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    damn iused to have beetl borg toy n i losted it :'(




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    bump this thread, i was reading the old ass posts laughing my fucking ass off.

    my first time was when i was 15, she was a virgin too. she cried and squealed and hated it. her parents were asleep next door, and for some reason, they didn't give a fuck i slept over. i didn't finish right then, she started slobbin', and i said "oooh baby that feels good" and she's like "do you wanna finish" i said "ooh yeah". so i proceeded to fucking her, terribly. i lasted a god damn long time though, probably because i was a shitty fuck. i said "where do i cum?" she goes "not in my mouth i know that much". so i grabbed a tiny plastic dixie cup in her room and came in that shit. she had a thick ol booty for her age. fuck that condom shit, i said fuck that i wanna feel what the hype of sex is about...
    Quote Originally Posted by mtown View Post
    i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subconcious View Post
    No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

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    Last year and it wasn't free.

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    got pretty dirty on a hard ruff bathroom floor. then on the toilet. then back on the floor.
    hahaha. wow.

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    you're fucking disgusting. bathroom floor? come on now... toilet?! jesus.
    Quote Originally Posted by mtown View Post
    i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subconcious View Post
    No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

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    He's obviously lying.

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    lost mine in a shower, got pulled in by a drunk girl (my g/f) i was kinda drunk too, started off fully clothes but that didnt last long hah
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    Kay, why'd you erase your post? You black-ass.

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    i got raped by my uncle he did alot too me hence why i am sexually confused and have been very damaged

    MDC

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    the first time i had sex was when i put my penis inside this girls vagina and then i had sex and then it finished and i had sex

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    ^yeah that sums it up pretty well for any of those still unsure of what qualifies

    you have to get inside BEFORE you squirt

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    or else u get sperm on your sheets and shit

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    and after about 2 or so weeks a good punch in the ovary is a good idea

    MDC

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    first time was in the woods, no condom, took me about 3 days to figure out where to put my dick, it was wack, pulled out mad early cause i was a scared little fuck and didnt want to knock her up, she called me the next day saying she was late, which as rediculous as it sounds being a day later, i still bugged the fuck out, turns out she wasnt pregnant(yeah)


    then i broke up with her on her birthday



    one girl i hooked up with made me vegan chicken nuggets after we fucked, thought that was worth mentioning
    Abor. Fuck yeah.

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