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    "Ok lets see i was about 9, she was 10. ( I like older chicks) We were both piss ass drunk. So we decided to have sex like rabbits, it was great she sucked me for about 3 hours then we got on to havin sex for a countinous 3 days."

    seldomly do i laugh at internet text, but this shit had me crackin' the FUCK up.
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    i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
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    No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

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    who said that?
    Abor. Fuck yeah.

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    I liked 3OH!3 before a thousand little girls started listening to it.

    Boys like girls is better anyway
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    aoassis on page 4
    Quote Originally Posted by mtown View Post
    i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subconcious View Post
    No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

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    I was 17, the night before Valentines day, smoking weed and shit in this girls room, with my friend, his gf, and this girl who was the gf's friend.

    Anyway, got all loved up quietly, slept top n tail in the bed with her while my mate and his girl were on the floor. Started like stroking her feet and shit til she did back, both kinda like 'Yeah, somethings gonna happen'. After afew mins I went up to her side of the bed, starting kissing and shit, one thing led to another and it wason.

    Lasted like a few minutes at most, she wasn't a virgin and was surprised when I told her I was afterwards.

    Turns out my mate and his girl were awake too, they told me in the morning and it was like a big thing, me losing my virginity. Althougfh the girl was kinda ugly and alotof friends kinda took the piss.

    ALso, the following morning, another friend of mine woke us all up shouting outside the window. He had a rose for the girl I fucked, saying Happy Valentines and shit lol. Was pretty awkward.

    But yeah, I loved my first time actually, good memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper View Post
    Last year and it wasn't free.
    I'm the only one being real in here, yo. I was 18 and it wasn't free (cheap but wasn't free). She was kind of fat.

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    dude did she have blonde hair and a mole on her neck?

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    I don't know, guy. I was crying the whole time.

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    haha well did you notice anything else about her?

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    She had short hair and she didn't want me to see her from the front

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    dude that was silent chaos' mom she hates her face man

    im lyeing.. it was my mom poppa?
    Last edited by nero112; 09-24-2008 at 03:18 PM.

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    Your mom? She wasn't very good.

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    haha

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    Yeah, i'm full

    I just stuffed myself with white rice, grilled chicken, and sukini.

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    rice is the shiit

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    White rice ROX! Put some Kikkoman's Soy Sauce on that bitch.

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    soy suace and brown rice is the best nighu

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    Lolol at G-fat.

    I've never had brown rice. Am I missing out?

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    yes.. very much

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    black rice is the best... youll never go back. hah
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    you bitches need to stopeating rice and get some poooon


 

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