wtf did you just say?
Sounds scary. I'm a freak about my health...super anxious and paranoid about everything that has to do with my body...one little bump would send me into a nervous breakdown...when I'm sick I'm such a pussy...but at the same time I'm a self or herbal healer...so I don't use gross medicine for anything. I make my own medicine...unless its wicked bad.
Goodluck man...I know a couple kids who only have one testicle due to complications of some sort...Imagine that.
I've been listening to the same song on repeat for an hour now...its the epitome of me.
and I don't mean to make you nervous too, guy. You'll be fine...
its probably just a sperm deposit from lack of getting laid ahahahaaa
Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-02-2010 at 09:44 AM.
so im being optimistic thinkin its not cancer an i dont need to have one of em removed.
yeah, i woulda thought it woulda been a sperm deposit or some shit.. but i busted a nut last night an it didnt do shit, it just hurt more afterwards. who knows
an im not nervous, if it is cancer. i deserved it from fuckin with cigarettes, marijuana and spraypaint. sooo.... what else could i expect?
Last edited by GuyGuyer of Guyland; 06-02-2010 at 10:33 AM.
"Testicular torsion occurs when a testicle rotates on the spermatic cord, which provides blood flow to the testicle. This rotation cuts off the flow of blood and causes sudden, often severe pain and swelling. Testicular torsion is most common in males 10 to 25 years old, but it can occur at any age.
Testicular torsion generally requires emergency surgery. If testicular torsion is treated within a few hours, the testicle can usually be saved. But waiting longer to treat testicular torsion can cause permanent damage and may affect the ability to father children. When blood flow has been cut off for too long, a testicle may become so badly damaged it has to be removed."
well damn, that sounds about right. doctor in 2 hours! yay me!
im off to see the doctor, the wonderful family doctor! because because because!! because i gotta save my balls! doo-doo-doo-dah-doo!
(wizard of oz theme)
if i lose a nut i wont be a happy camper. real talk. ill be bitter and spiteful towards everything forever. but itll prolly help me on my paintin game... beign so bitter an all.
not that id like that to happen
question for americans: how long do summer holydays last there?
for highschool students, i mean. i need to know it and wikipedia says nothing about that.
Summer vacation is about 3 months long.
hahahah I found a mickey mouse bobblehead in my room while cleaning, I have a good friend
who everyone says he looks like mickey mouse cause hes got a big ol smile. Me and my girl are heading to his work to saranwrap it to the hood of his car like a hood ordament...man 'embracing' my "sobriety" has lead me to this
Good luck, Guy.
Last edited by FlippingChickens; 06-02-2010 at 06:15 PM.
i just gotback, and thank fuckin god its nothign serious. my shit did knot up but got unknotted.. so its just swollen as fuck right now. an the lump was because the shit ontop of the testicle that produces sperm was swollen as fuck from the twist.
the shit on the left side, thats whats swollen as fuck
so i got some pills an it should be good in a week
no surgery, no cancer, no removal.
now i will never speak of this again and front like it never happened... i stay two balled for meow
whats good hood?
Last edited by GuyGuyer of Guyland; 06-02-2010 at 07:06 PM.
How did you tie your ball in a knot?
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i have no idea yo, the onyl physical shit ive done in the past 5-6 days is had one game of golf..
i honestly have no idea
if you smoke..or just do drugs...its probably it..because both times the pain occured i was mad fucked up,so idk im guessing it that
i smoke weed, i spraypaint, i drink and i made fun of my homie for havin one nut.
its prolly just karma gettin me back for callin him a uni nut
A KNOT....Wow well I guess that cool......You get to keep you shit soooo.....I would have lol'd if i found out my shit was in a not
no you wouldnt have, you woulda bugged the fuck out. told a bunch of people tryin to figure out what to do. phone a doctor. have him touch your ballsack in an unpleasent way then get some pills to calm down the swelling