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    Seriously. Seeing how NONE of them want to give me service in my town.
    Do you know how sucky it is to not have service...not even a droplet of service...
    Dead zone status...people die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyGuyer of Guyland View Post
    it was a poor figure of speech, i wouldnt actually rape a chick. nevermind my homies little sister. but yeah, i can see how that made me look bad
    i got you. i was just wasted and reading too far into things.

    holy fuck i'm hungover. i killed a 24 pack to my face last night. not a good idea. my head is screamin at me right now. i fucking owned all night at beer pong tho

    edit* get with verizon loki. at&t coverage is bullshit. just got some shit so now i have full service at all times in my house. used to have like one bar here. now i'm all good.
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    if I found a genie lamp my 3 wishes would be for You, Guy, and No Clothes.

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    I have verizon already....and still no service. I live in a dead zone for atleast 4 miles all around.


    I just saw a television ad for Trojan Fire and Ice condoms. What the mother?
    It doesn't sound like anything I want near my area.
    Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-06-2010 at 12:22 PM.

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    lmao like icey-hot for your cock
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    Ouch man..thats what you do to people you aren't fond of, lol.

    I guess if you're that much of a sadist...
    but I think I'd rather be directly burnt with like, hot wax, than have icy hot va j j.

    I love tiger balm on my back...even when my back doesn't hurt, I still put it on. haha.

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    oh boy loki's into that kinky shit. you just made at least 3 members nut their pants talking about being burnt with hot wax.

    dude wtf?! my tv is stuck on the spanish channel. it wont change channels at all. the remotes will fuck with everything else but wont change channels.
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    Fuuuuuuuuu
    I'm too good at sex and eating vaj to be single.
    I feel as though I am not living up to my potential.

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    ^^^^ ahahahahaha awesome!!!


    I've loved the internet the last week or so, it'sbeen like a goldmine of lols
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    So, try harder. Get out more. Meet new humans...
    People that cry about being single aren't really doing anything to change it.
    You need to go to different places and do different things to meet different people...
    put yourself out there more. Ya gotsta.

    yuck, thunderstorm while home alone in a haunted house.
    Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-06-2010 at 01:09 PM.

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    Ugh. I hear that enough. I go out. But I'm afraid I'm not a very outgoing person right off the bat. I'm shy
    That's not my point though.

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    Well, on the inside I'm so shy, but I use my sense of humor as an ice breaker everytime. Or I just blatantly ask, "Hey do you smoke weed..." and when they say yes, I drag them in by rolling a really good blunt.

    I'm actually really scared right now
    All these stupid tornado warnings...and I'm home alone.
    And it looks like its night time right now...2pm and black outside. Ahh :'(
    I'm retreating to the cellar!

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    Yeah. I just need to get better at talking to people I don't know
    I was never very good at it.
    Be safe, lokes! Pass the time with tokes!

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    I'm the same. I stutter when I talk to new people. Its like my head moves a mile a minute and my mouth is moving at a snails pace. I dont know why I get nervous...I really could care less what people think...

    That squall/brutality lasted for like 10 minutes and now its normal outside. I'm such a pussy. Wow.

    I hate days where I sit on bs post whoring my life away. FUCK.
    But I can't leave until my aunt gets home. Phooey.
    I'm playing with evil spirits tonight, muahahahaa!
    Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-06-2010 at 01:31 PM.

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    you just gotta learn to be more outgoing. i've always been a farely shy person. but i spent months backpacking around europe not knowing anybody. if you dont learn how to strike up conversations in that situation then you're gunna be a lonely ass camper. being shy is sort of a fear. you got to overcome that fear.

    edit* so my mom's wearing some sort of bells somewhere on her person. not sure where she has them but theyre driving me crazy. my head is straight bumpin right now so i'm sitting on the couch tryna recover from last night and all i can hear is bells dancing around in the other room.
    Last edited by AteskOne; 06-06-2010 at 01:32 PM.
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    I know what you mean loki.
    Usually when I start talking to someone my mind shuts off or maybe it just feels like it because I'm so used to listening to myself think. But in a bullshit small talk convo, it's like auto pilot.

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    You guys! So get this! Around last Halloween, I got super trashed and ended up fucking this girl. We're good friends and shit, and hang out kinda often. So her mom has always been like halfway jockin', making jokes how we're going to get married and whatnot. Well last night, I got with the mom Not only is she a milf, but technically, she's a 36 y/o grandma. Gilfstah!
    Fuck You

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    Congratulations. Thats gross.


    Eh, I'm not really afraid. I'm just naturally anxious. Thats why I smoke a lot of pot. Add pot to any equation and I'm cool. Then thats autopilot haha.

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    Pot is the endall solution to everything.
    The 35 y/o I fucked last december is pregnant with her exboyfriends baby. They got back together and knocked her up.
    .
    Hella points for fucking that chick-you-fucked's mom though.

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    I have an inner ear infection or something
    I can't hear shit and now I'm running into things

    ontop of that my hand is gnarled up from the other day
    Quote Originally Posted by the cannabis evangelist View Post
    cum to my trailer park an call juggalos gay,
    every motherfucker whos down with the clown will stomp ur ass

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    dude my friend was supposed to be spending a couple months in new mexico. he got there on his birthday. within 6 hours of him being there he got bit by a fucking rattlesnake. right on his pinky finger. the kid had to cancel the trip and come home. now he's preparing himself mentally to have the finger amputated. shit looks fucking gross tho. looks like a burnt hotdog.

    Quote Originally Posted by IlikePie View Post
    You guys! So get this! Around last Halloween, I got super trashed and ended up fucking this girl. We're good friends and shit, and hang out kinda often. So her mom has always been like halfway jockin', making jokes how we're going to get married and whatnot. Well last night, I got with the mom Not only is she a milf, but technically, she's a 36 y/o grandma. Gilfstah!
    ahaha bonus points.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vagrant View Post
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