Bitch didn't even cry. Ain't that some shit.
Anyway, I didn't ride in the trunk, and the beach kinda kicked ass. Beaches are so funny, just because there's cleavage everywhere you look.
you kids and your less-than-full-time jobs are so cute
You're such a lame-o.
Beaches are funny. I always think about that when I'm on the beach.
Half naked people all gathering as close as they can to a body of water, cooking themselves in the sun.
I was putting tanning oil on the other day and I was like..dude, this is inhumane.
Its like buttering up a turkey and sticking it on a rotisserie to bake for hours. lol.
I went from having no job to just under full time, I can't wait to start raking in the checks.
World's #1 Least Intimidating E-Thug
sun tan lotion causes skin cancer, and yes, i am 22.
ive decided to try and get into university. because apparently itll raise my status and ill be sexier to women... right?
but then drop out the day of the final for the Bad Boy points
nah not really.
so i've reached a dilema. aight so i'm supposed to be going out with that girl tonight. and i could most likely see a relationship coming from it. but.... this fucking drop dead sexy girl i used to smash just hit me up saying we should chill. i'm not down with being unfaithful at all so if i go on a date with this girl and it goes good i cant, in good faith, go chill with that other chick. uhh but i want it. this girls body is all sorts of banging.
yeah I've been reading up on that. You can get sun screen that doesn't have that cancer causing shit in it though.
And you're right haha. I think its attractive when a dude has motivation for life. I only date motivated guys these days...I'm going back to school this year after two years of nothing. I can't wait. I want a boyfriend whos on the same page.
And no, vagrant. lol. No...wrong answer. Bad advice.
And atesk...you know the right thing to do.
SEE this is what I'm talking about lol.
i already dropped outta college. didnt get me any bad boy points. ill just periodically run into people in my old classes an theyll like be "I KNOW YOU" an ill be like "who the fuck are you?"
i dont need much more bad boy points, too many are warning signs for chicks
guy - i got drunk and some guy was talkin shit to my sister so i beat him up
girl - youre so brave! etc. etc. sex
this is good. but in my case its more like
me - i got drunk an hung off some i-beam 25 feet over traffic painting graffiti swearing at people and then i had to run from cops
girl - ...so are you gonna buy me a drink? no? fuck off then
goin on a date this with quality soundin girl will take a turn off the road your on into another road which could be better an happier yah dig?
its like those old "choose your ending" goosebump stories
theres a good choice and bad choice. the bad choice always ends the story 3 pages later after some lame bullshit ending in which you typically die on some fucked up unbelievable shit
LOL thats not true.
I hate guys that fight nowadays. Yeah when we were in high school, cool..but seriously, No.
I would never date another graffiti artist
But I would hit and quit.
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clearly vagrant dosent know what its like to date a hot slut
you like keepin your mental the way it is? stay the fuck away from relationships with hot whores.
Yeh thats how I feel about boyfriends too.
I'd prefer if they don't know..but then they always think I'm being sketchy and cheating on them when I go write with the homies.
and the words dating and slut shouldnt even be used in a sentence.
I HATE GUYS lol. yeah whores are nice but there are some girls who wold give you the fuckin world...
and you'd pass that right up for some townwide tail.
It really is a shame.
im an asshole if it makes you feel right
i can be a nice guy who would treat a woman how she should be treated, give her the world. etc etc.
but id rather be an asshole cuz in my eyes, most chicks arnt worth me being nice too. i know a few. but im not datin them, so i dont need to be nice