oh im sorry next time ill post "10 toys that vagrants heard of that makes you gay."
number 1, dildo.
oh man. that means i'm sooo gay.
i never knew
Fuck man...Finally I'm better. I caught the 24 hour bug on my birthday and stayed in my bed all day No date or anything. Worst birthday ever. Today I'm going to try for a birthday re-do.
I just can't stop coughing. I've been up since 4 am...so gay. Its because I went to bed at like 7. This cough medicine is doing NOTHINGGG.
cough is DONE. Thank goodness for natural remedies...some steam from turmeric and boiling water did the trick beautifully.
Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-18-2010 at 08:22 AM.
its a beautiful cool breezed no clouded sunny day. and i get fucking called in on my day off. a 9 hour fuckin shift for minimum fuckin wage. im gettin hustled so fuckin hard cuz i should be makin at least 3 dollars more an hour cuz of what i do. the urge to rob people for a living is growing so strong right now.
shitty, at least you can enjoy the hot weather. im sittin in a fucking cooler for 9 hours cuttin shit and making fuckin kebabs. stabbing my hands with skewers that have raw chicken an beef on it. prolly gettin hep c cuz of it. then gettin critized by some bitch in another department for having no kebabs to sell cuz fuckin customers get in line buy them by the half dozen.
that settles it, im now gonna scheme a get rich quick scheme an run to europe to paint until i go insane/die/go broke
...and thats when guy started gay porn
yo i already told you faggot. my name aint a dick so keep it off your fuckin lips. seriously
damn someone in utah got sentenced to death by firing squad dude.
talk about havin a bad day.
he chose the firing squad, though
Since I murder for hire, rapid fire's what I require
Makin nigaz perspire, so send a message through the wire
cause violence is contagious, it got me bustin gauges
The '95 Larry Davis and I'm wettin nigaz for wages.
dont you guys think its fuckin lame when someone talks about some lyrics and someone googles them and pretends to know what youre listening to?
Death by firing squad is so tight. Thats what I would do...or a public hanging or something..like a theme party..I dress like a witch and everyone has to dress like they're from back in the day. ahaaaha.
Right. You only die once...make it sweet.
Theres been a lot of suicides around here within the past couple years. The craziest was when this guy drove his pickup into the lime quarry. The truck looked like an accordion...so did the guy.
Last edited by Loki X Sho; 06-18-2010 at 01:18 PM.
I would request a firing squad... with cannons.
I'm feelin' it.
My friend got struck by lightning and died for a few seconds. When they measured the electric energy in his body at the hospital they told him he should be dead. The burns from the electricity searing through his body looked like stigmata, man. So gnar.