i dont fux with anything like that. bit of lsd here and there or some boomers. Thats enough for me.
just got cable and interwebs today. mmm sup fags
fuck lsd. fuck boomers. fuck having cunts try and steal me outta my dimension. happened once, i enjoy the one i rule now.
cable is useless!.. except for stargate. stargate's dope.
im listening to music, playing chess.
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eh shark week is pretty entertaining. However, I just got like 13 classic vhs tapes. the video input on my tv is shot so I cant play sexbox...vhs tape is all that works. I also grabbed this magnetic boardgame in the market...shoots n ladders...chess/checkers. Im becoming a senior citizen lately. Its 930 on a Friday and where am I? Oh just in bed already with the lover...who got a dui and now we can't go to the bar..smoking myself into a coma.
your chick sounds intense. tell her to wise up and be more careful. where im at, they fucking hang you by your toes for dui offenses. id rather walk off my drunk home then all the horrid shit that comes with a DUI in my area. interlock?rediculous fines? jail time? fuck outta here.
EDIT: almost forgot. i got accosted by 2 fat chicks and a rather aggressive homosexual man today at the super market. i feel bad for girls and how like a pack of dudes try and holler and be aggressive. this was that inverse.
Last edited by plumbererer; 08-05-2011 at 08:59 PM.
beware the beast man for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
MDC familia.
lol...we were supposed to stay at a friends til it turned into a drunken outrage at 3 am...an eye poke and two fish hooks later...pissed. We dipped and got fucked. Loves ma had to bring me home...half hour drive after I failed a breathalyzer test...then I had to break into my own apartment because my roomie was sleeping. Good times.
and good luck with your market escapades. Getting hollered at sucks.
fuck hollerin, ill shoot em a smile an say whaddup. huntin for pussy is for people who cant hunt for dreams. i love some fresh lips, but i aint one to hunt out any chick till one caves. shit seems a bit weak in my eyes. living vicariously through sex. hmmmm...
yo shere khan, i heard youre a big heterosexual man with a huge weener! haha. juss playin.. or am i? you could have a small weener...
Last edited by plumbererer; 08-05-2011 at 11:27 PM.
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yeah thats the thing tho. i was putting oil in the ride while i waited for my errand runner and like they were sitting there hollering at me and shit cat calling and i was like gtfohere i aint tryna talk right now i got shit to do. and like even if i were to take it serious they were acting like fuck heads being loud and annoying and shit and then their partner was hella flamboyant asking about my meat and if i got a bush shit like that. i was just like hella caught off guard creeped out more than angry. so i listened to what they had to say then was like later. then they followed me out of the parking lot. to be honest i think they were trying to orchestrate a fourgie with a random stranger in the super market parking lot, which when you think about it if thats how they roll who knows what kind of VD they be harboring with such willy nilly free love antics.
beware the beast man for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
MDC familia.
Yo, I dont sleep.
indeed.
White people are crazy when it comes to dealing with animals lulz.
+ It's my 39th hour of being awake, and now I'm tired + I finally ate something, a bowl of ricebubbles
Last edited by NiL; 08-06-2011 at 08:40 AM.
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i know you dont have a wiener. plumberers being a cunt encrouching on my post.
ruger. next time dont listen to em. if they got nothing worth hearing. shouldnt pretend to listen.
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it looks like shes going to tke a bite out of flubbers back
when i was 17 i had a mental breakdown. Forgot about my life completely. Just talkin shit that didnt make sense at all. Got taken to hospital then they took me too the childrens hospital which had a phych ward. Got interviewed daily by two doctors 6 ''student'' doctors just watchin me a person who worked behind the desk.my mum was in the room once. I tryed to run out but when i got out of the ward into there waiting room all the doors where locked so they took me back in and i waited it out. most of the day I was sittin next to a black dude who was chasing his hand around singin to himself 24 7. So i seemed pretty sane after a week and they let me go. Fuckin doctors just make shit worse
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