T-minus 10 days until house arrest. The first week on it is my birthday, at least I've got my woman coming over with a 40 of OE and her fine ass. Gonna have a live jam before it though.
Yo, Tony, my cross Canada plan may be fucked again this year cause of this shit. By the time I am off it will be August and I'll have three weeks before I move to the maritimes with my girl. I may just take a flight out to Vancouver to say whattup and paint some shit. Fuck everything between Toronto and Vancouver this year.
Just got a $200 cheque, gonna buy 20 rolls of industrial saran wrap and set up a fucking wall in my backyard.
Today I was on the phone with my girl, she was being really quiet and her mouth was cloppin ( like when you chew gum with your mouth open) or ( taste something with a passion to experience the full flavor) and i'm like wats up babe why you so quiet.... so she goes, " my mouth taste like moth balls" ....................................... I hung up
btw: what up with all this syran wrap walls. please go in to detail
Last edited by DEMPO; 04-18-2012 at 10:50 PM.
*SAVE 5 POINTZ*
F.Y.E. KRU (Fuk You Expekt)
You shady bunch of boner kills.
I've missed ya.
Keep Some Fucking Honor, Never Snitch.
What kind of leeway you got on that house arrest? You get to go to the store and shit at certain times of the day or what? Or do they make you stay with a family member or some shit that takes care of that shit for you?
I predict many dick calluses in your future guyguyer, id invest in some top notch hand moistener.
Last edited by MASTAH_RIBCAGE; 04-19-2012 at 06:11 AM.
I'll be gettin chaffed dicks over hand callouses. The only leeway is that I can go to work and go pick up necessities at a store. Not sure entirely, they haven't told me fully yet. Paint will be a necessity though.
Yo Dempo you place two poles in the ground at a distance from each other and wrap saran wrap around the two poles until you have a cheap clear wall. It's pretty cool actually
It gives you an idea, but without the fancy art idea to it. It's cheaper than plywood any day and looks cooler in the end.
I'm likely gonna end up jerkin off and working out most of the time.
"You have three seconds to count to ten. 1one23two456three...oh I'm sorry"
"How many feet are in seven feet?" "..............................." "Lets skip that question."
that actually plays on television?
i guess anythings better than frasier