ah nothing like the morbid scent of a rotting corpse as you search for you bike pump.
ah nothing like the morbid scent of a rotting corpse as you search for you bike pump.
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F.Y.E. KRU (Fuk You Expekt)
I just got fired because I ande out with a co-worker the other day. Fuck my life. But it was great while it lasted #NoRegrets.
-just your average neighborhood Spiderman
*made
-just your average neighborhood Spiderman
I know a girl with a yolo tattoo on her foot,
what if she dies and gets reincarnated as a duck with yolo written on it
That's my kind of blog. I found one a while back, where this guy takes pictures of all the locations he shits at. No cock pictures or anything, just the bathroom while he's on the throne, and on occasion whatever reading material he finds around his chambers.
In other news, the rabbit is still somewhere in my garage, most definitely dead now. Waiting for the maggots, flies, or smell to help me locate it.
The cat ate the bunny's face off? Look for blood. Also, please stop feeding your cat bath salts.
Just picked up another shift so by the end of this week I should have worked ~65 hours. That overtime pay will be nice.
World's #1 Least Intimidating E-Thug
reminds me of http://cooltattoogirl.tumblr.com/
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I like to sing THIS as I poo...
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F.Y.E. KRU (Fuk You Expekt)
Dude I love the troll lololol guy
-just your average neighborhood Spiderman
Last night I over at this girls place and she had her cat (who is apparently in heat) in the room. While knocking boots the cat proceeded to sprint around the perimeter of the room and eventually jumped on the bed to claw and bite the ever living shit out of my foot. Nothing kills the mood like being attacked by animals.
World's #1 Least Intimidating E-Thug
Are you mad? That'd put me in the mood forreall. No need to hide squat, make her squeel!! Hell, if it's her mom ask if she wants in. That opens up many possibilities.
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