Good Afternoon

[lakim shabazz]

AHHHH yeee this was my shit in grade 6 ACTLIKEYOUKNOW PUTOS!!!!

[4menace2society0]

ei!! Ei!!!! Uh ohhh!!!!!

lolololol

[lakim shabazz]

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

next time I'll post a Nelly track.



EI!! EI!!!! UH OHHH!!!!!

Yo, her momma got azz too.

[aiko]

ahah what is this shit

[plumbererer]

Yo, her momma got azz too.

dont front when this shit came out it was hot as fuck. all yall player haytin on these dope rapz.

[plumbererer]

That's actually me babe.

i wish. i told her take me to her crusty dwelling and show me where the layups are and id buy her forties and space juice. no response yet.

[lakim shabazz]

[4menace2society0]

just started using google earth 3 days ago
scoping spots from space like a king

[plumbererer]

got a 45 y o tattoo artist chick on POF on deck. she is all like im not down to fuck on her profile then i message her and she is like i would fucking ride you like a dime store pony. needless to say i came early like the pair of clown shoes that i am. continued suggestive messaging and might have something on deck for this weekend to hang out. dont know if i should just try to fuck or like get in with her and be friends and maybe try to apprentice or some shit. that would be exquisitely ideal.

[MASTAH_RIBCAGE]

ima make an account. I need to think of a clever username though...

[4menace2society0]

smash that trick, maybe get some cheap tattoos if shes decent
but i wouldnt go through her at the shop unless she's been there for a min
too apprentice that is

[plumbererer]

yeah basically im catching the vibe if i got something cool to do with her for a date, she is down but she was all like my weekend is light with clients so thats like a passive aggressive out to use if she aint feeling my plans. yeah i just found out right now so ill see whats hood doe when it comes to her tattoo game. she makes it sound like she is down to pound right off the get go and me being a young stallion only makes her wrinkled mound more soppy and wet than usual. 45 years old guise. this is the white whale to my ahab.

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

got a 45 y o tattoo artist chick on POF on deck. she is all like im not down to fuck on her profile then i message her and she is like i would fucking ride you like a dime store pony. needless to say i came early like the pair of clown shoes that i am. continued suggestive messaging and might have something on deck for this weekend to hang out. dont know if i should just try to fuck or like get in with her and be friends and maybe try to apprentice or some shit. that would be exquisitely ideal.

Fuck a friend, fuck her and if either of you wants to be friends after go from there. The fuck's a POF anyways?

Hard liqour and gangster rap, if that don't work punch her out and fuck the unconscience body.

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

The only thing a woman with age can do is ride a dick proper, put her on top and let her go. If she's that age and still single without a kid she just wants to fuck. Ain't no strings or nothing, she's way past the emotional attatchment level. Don't fucking put your heart on that shit, fuck your anger out and make her buy you a drink

IF she's getting the heart string playing like a harp then be the fuck out. There's a reason she's on a site looking to fuck. Strap up or check for a clean clinic card for an STD

[Baron]

What guy said.

The girl I've been sleeping with for a couple weeks now invited me out to dinner and with out thinking or asking I kindly obliged. Soon after I realized that it was dinner with her mother and her sister, which isn't a problem because I do well with making a good family impression. Unfortunately the night before this girl gave me a monster hickey on my neck and I only remembered en-route to the restaurant. What a fun time.

[4menace2society0]

[Tony]

[lakim shabazz]