Good Afternoon

**GuyGuyer of Guyland** · 06-30-2012 05:02 PM

Just picked up 30 beers, a 26 of scotch and a 2 in 1 massage oil/lubricate. Got my girl on the way. It's gonna be a fly night

**MASTAH_RIBCAGE** · 06-30-2012 07:20 PM

yee.

I just got off work, made 80 bucks cash today. Boutta go to the store, gets some sweets and a 12 pack. Fuckin get faded and go to bed early, got work at fuckin 7am tomorow

**the b0y who destroyed the** · 06-30-2012 07:37 PM

yo dods whats flappan faxing?

**4menace2society0** · 06-30-2012 11:28 PM

blaq poet just followed me on twitter today
queensbridge representin

**Shere Khan** · 07-01-2012 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by plumbererer

you guys are a bunch of dickfags.

yeah why the fuck am I here?

nah but on the rizzle what up faggles

Blaq poet is troof. good stuffs.

**GuyGuyer of Guyland** · 07-01-2012 03:19 AM

K, the fuck. I only have 5 beers left. Still have my half a 26 of scotch but my girsl came over with a 26 of vodka which is gone. My homie came over but whatever. Three heads killed 25 beers and a 26 of vodka and still craving. Just went pool hoppin an shit. Smashed a bottle into a metal pole and cut my hand good, smeared it on my homies face and he's got battle marks like a football game a gwannin now. Welcome to the pre-Canada day jam eh?

What's good Loki?

**Shere Khan** · 07-01-2012 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by GuyGuyer of Guyland

What's good Loki?

notta killa. just kickin it. checking out all of the gawd awful or garsh darn beautiful graffitis i have been missing out on by neglecting BS.
still romping life like woah eh?

**ZIK_ONER** · 07-01-2012 03:41 AM

The duck walked into the store..

**GuyGuyer of Guyland** · 07-01-2012 03:46 AM

Actually, not really. I'm on house arrest, shits been pretty whack. My girl has been holdin me down well though, keepin my head together. Tonight is just a good night. Haven't really left the house other than for work in the past two motnhs, How you been homie?

**GuyGuyer of Guyland** · 07-01-2012 06:04 AM

Yo, this hoe got mad funk

**aiko** · 07-01-2012 10:47 AM

like stinky funk? c uz that cat don't look like it can dance

**Tony** · 07-01-2012 01:03 PM

aiko's mom works as a stripper at a bar/hotel in Aldergrove.

after work she gets picked up by her boyfriend in his pontiac grand-am, and then they go back to his place and have hot trailer park sex.

she's has secretly been turning tricks in the hotel rooms for extra cash, and sometimes even in the bathrooms at the bar. aiko knows this but he needs the money for community college so badly he is willing to turn a blind eye to his moms disgusting and whorish ways. she really just wants to make a good life for her son, she feels that she owes it to him after being so reckless with her body as a pregnant woman. the future looks grim for both of them despite her best efforts, but maybe one day a big spender will come in and drop the tip she's always been waiting for.....

**IlikePie** · 07-01-2012 01:05 PM

Last night went pretty bad. I think I get a bit too violent when I'm drunk

Hahahaha oh god Tony, I love you.

**plumbererer** · 07-01-2012 08:38 PM

so. fucked that 45 yo tattoo artist twice. slept over her crib, she tried to keep me there all day to hang out. not as glamorous as id thought. my phone died and everyone thought i was dead or kidnapped. that was awkward. oh well. now im just concerned because i fucked her a second time without a condom and hope she didnt/cant get pregerrs. there is always a reason why people use online dating sites, and its because they arent fucking normal people. just in case any of you cats are wondering.

**4menace2society0** · 07-01-2012 08:39 PM

word shit man jumping in without a jimmy is risky buisness but whatevs
how was she?

**plumbererer** · 07-01-2012 08:43 PM

her puss was immaculate which leads me to believe some girls just intentionally dont clean their cunts. she had a bush and i was kind of digging that/am digging that right now. hahahahaha i put my finger in her ass and she was like YIPES and i was all like B).