p.s. you guys suck. i hate you all. see you when i wake up :P <3
p.s. you guys suck. i hate you all. see you when i wake up :P <3
so...anyone watch family guy?
"You are a fat toy who's moms a whore." -LACAN
sixthreezero
so uh anyone else a chronic masturbator?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vagrant
Meka ur inta the tramping lifestyle? My opinion of you just went way up.
Originally Posted by FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
just get laid dude
I believe it was leaks who I was talking to, where I reasoned that if you just walk up to random girls and flat out say "can I eat you out?" Or something similar, probability states that you're gunna get SOME yes's.
You just can't be afraid of getting slapped.
lmfao
the realm of difference is SO vast.
Just think if a girl walked up to a guy like..
"can i give you head"
I doubt thered be any objections...
but if a guy asks a girl theres room for violence hahahaaaa.
Naw you'll still objections from guys.
Some guys are so devoted to their girlfriend or wife that they would say no.
Either out of love or fear of getting caught.
But yeah, women would say no way more
nah i get laid plenty. i just happen to think despite every girls efforts my hand will always be my right hand man. oh and vag, pick up line that SOMETIME never fails: hey there doin good yer lookin good. think my balls fit in yer mouth?
Last edited by M3KA1!; 01-09-2010 at 08:12 PM.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vagrant
Meka ur inta the tramping lifestyle? My opinion of you just went way up.
The best line ever used on me ever was when I already have a boyfriend...but it was rad..
try it out..i laughed for days.
"do you wanna do something some time?"
"yo man I gots a boyfriend..."
"I have a goldfish."
"what?"
"oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
i like, fell in lust on the spot. hahaha. Its all about the clever ones i tell ya.
yo
i been in a dope mood all day cuz an awesome writer went outta his way to check out a spot i did. yay!
Holy shit! That was awesome! Hahaha
I'm definitely remembering that one
haha i am fucked up. my sleeping pattern is messed. so uh...good morning douches and dicks
i woke up to a blue sky an sunshine this mornin. always an awesome feelin. especially if you escaped another hangover.
i did NOT escape a hangover....ugh
sucks for you, i only drank a mickey though. so i didnt get drunk. i think that helped
"If I asked you for sex, would your answer be the same as the one to this question?"
The forests of Timber have changed.
But the owls are still around.
fourpitchers between two people and jeger shots inbetween
bars are too expensive, id rather grab a couple 40s of 8.1% or 80 proof than hit a bar an spend $5 on a pint.. if its cheap beer.
Fuck bars they're overrated
They're cool every once in a while but it's mostly just douche bags who get way too wasted.
Any of you Fags smoke crushes?
They're so bomb
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