make some business cards
make some business cards
i know that wouldnt stop some of my customers. custies dont give a fuck about your schedule they just want their fix. mother fucker called me at 5 in the morning the other day crying saying he was dope sick and needed me to front him some shit. like are you fucking serious?
yeah, thatll work out real well.
"YO BOSS, HERES SOME LOOT. IM GONNA SELL DRUGS OUT THE DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW. REAL TALK! DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!"
Tits
word dude. ive only had jobs where its absolutely alright to slang something out of. it beautiful because you can work part time and make as much money as you would working full time.. the only thing that sucks is that when you sell drugs you're on call 24/7 whether you like it or not.
sweet deal, my buddy just offered me $100 to punch a guy in the nose when i see him.
awesome!!!
Tits
thats what my dealer does.
I always jew my little brother on packies.
I get like, 20 dollars every time I buy the goon squad anything.
They'll be like "Can you get us a 30 of bud light and a half gallon of ruby?"
and they hand me like $55
I used to have a sick sweatshirt that said "Don't fear the reefer" with a grim reaper on it haha
I just remembered what I did last night. Out of 7 people there was a dirty hookah and 3 home made pieces from bamboo (pipe, bong and steamroller). We all were telling long stories about anything and everything. The only story I remember telling was the life story of Bobby Flay.
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Totally just found out theres a guy that goes to my school whos name is legit Loki.
WHATTTT. I hate him. lol. He's gonna love me.
do him in the butt
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