Good Afternoon

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

I finished my probation and gained full-time employment today. I'm also getting really social with a new hunny I met last week whose on the same sober tip that i'm on. Court tomorrow and I have my first shift, lookin forward to it. It's beginning to look like the makings of a great week, which is good because last week fucking sucked! That detective whose been on my case phoned my mom again tonight, that's fucking garbage. She hid the number on me because I was about to phone this cock sucker back and tear his ear off, my shit's already going through court, and he's still harassing me? I'm gonna fucking complain to the civilian police commission about this as well when I file complaints for when they chipped a third of one of my teeth off.

Bumpin some Beatnuts, Alkoholiks and Big Pun prior to going to sleep.

[Pickton's Pigpen]

props to you man! thats so sick to hear.

[Baron]

ah 22's, fooled me. Thanks! worked my first shift today, and it ended early since there wasnt a "lot" of packages... I thought it was a lot, loaded over 400 boxes today just myself, and there was like 10 of us working. I thought Id be able to imagine how its gonna be towards the end of this month and in december, but I really have no clue... pandemonium

Im gonna take a nap

Go postal.

Edit
Props Guyer I'm glad to hear you're doing well. I've bought some much fucking beer today along with a local Christmas home brew from a locally owned shop. The guy that owns the shop went to the same high school as me and has been home brewing for 10 years and threw in a bunch of extra shit for me (before he knew it was my 21st). This next brew has honey, cloves, cinnamon, vanilla and a creamy malt, I'm pumped.

Would anyone be down for a brew thread?

[plumbererer]

this sharty i used to fuck back in the day had the fucking nerve to tell me she never watched ancient aliens and doesnt know who giorgio tsoukalos is. bitch got deleted off my friends list.

[IlikePie]

you guys work in the same place? lol

If I found out I was working with Ribcage, I'd probably rape him in the face.

Good shit Guy, good to hear shit is going well for you.

[HankHill]

Shot through the heart, and your to blame
You give love a bad name

[ribcage]

If I found out I was working with Ribcage, I'd probably rape him in the face.

I do like a good face raping

[4menace2society0]

One of the New England area's king's, dont get much iller

[Pickton's Pigpen]

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.... I don't know the chin rule tho.

[ribcage]

lmao im pretty sure chin contact crosses into the gay zone. which sucks since pie's dick is so small its practically all balls...

watched a bunch of movies today. 11-11-11, which was actually a pretty cool movie, took a drink everytime they said 11 until like half the movie was over, lol couldnt drink fast enough. Real steel, fuckin hugh jackman and some white kid, fighting robots.. i thought it sucked, but uh lady friend thought it was great. Started watching the rum diaries but my fucking neighbor either moved his modem or unpplugged that shit so the wifi cut out.

[Tempo718]

I was just thinking, what a good job that'd include hip hop everyday ( serious answers plz ) might possibly be aside from teaching cause my abilities are'nt really up to standard to teach but anybody got somethin im stumped.

btw, I drive a big ass forklift at work for the record... its almost bigger than a monster truck an could probobly pick one up with ease. lol
so all those pallets and cans of boxes yall move around sometimes I drag em around and all that jazz.

[IlikePie]

Listen to hip hop in your forklift. Problem solved fuckass.

[4menace2society0]

lololol
yesss

[Tempo718]

mannn I work at the airport wit it right, and when I was up at JFK the managers was coo about headphones n' all that but here at O'hare they on some safety standards sometimes
( like when the big boss around ) but that only once in a while. When I can jam, snooze or smoke a blunt at work almost everyday it not all bad.

[GuyGuyer of Guyland]

The store owner of my work asked me if I had my license today, I responded "To kill or to drive?". He laughed and threw me the keys to his fly 2009 Lincoln Mark LT and bought me lunch.

I've also come to the conclusion that a lot of women I see on a daily basis could use the triple D for a night. Dinner, date and dick.

[FuckMcNasty]

mannn I work at the airport wit it right, and when I was up at JFK the managers was coo about headphones n' all that but here at O'hare they on some safety standards sometimes
( like when the big boss around ) but that only once in a while. When I can jam, snooze or smoke a blunt at work almost everyday it not all bad.

Its funny, the way you come across on here led me to belive you were still in school

[Slushi]

The store owner of my work asked me if I had my license today, I responded "To kill or to drive?". He laughed and threw me the keys to his fly 2009 Lincoln Mark LT and bought me lunch.

Didn't think this shit even happened in real life

[TastyMcNasty]

The store owner of my work asked me if I had my license today, I responded "To kill or to drive?". He laughed and threw me the keys to his fly 2009 Lincoln Mark LT and bought me lunch.

thank you for making my day

[4menace2society0]

The sheriff's been creepin back and forth past the crib for an hour and a half now, 5th time hes come by and going nice and slow
so sketched right now, dont know if i should be fucking packing everything up and dipping or what

[Baron]

Sit and chill. Stow your sketches, pictures and paint in case they have a warrant and lay low for a couple days.