Randomism

**Whoa** · 03-20-2005 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Havoc411@Mar 20 2005, 09:01 PM
you see some weird shit bombing along tracks

what the fuck is that thing?

the bones n all, damn
that shit's freaky

**Alchohlics_Anonymous** · 03-20-2005 08:43 PM

^haha ya it is. weird ass shit along that line.

**aCId II nz** · 03-20-2005 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous+Mar 21 2005, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alchohlics_Anonymous @ Mar 21 2005, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whoa@Mar 20 2005, 07:11 PM
:lol:

that kid as NO friends

^^^^ :lol:

oh and havoc, that shit was mad weird!! i was there when he flicked it. and then a lil down the tracks i found a huge lock of hair. weird ass shit.

but anyways...

i have a random story to tell. let me start from the beginning...

well, my friend calls me up and tells me hes at IGA (local supermarket and GREAT place to chill and skateboard)
so i go, when my dad drops me off, they call me to go around the back of the complex. so i hope a wall in this atrium thing and right behind it is a huge ass dumpster. and inside they found a LIVE chicken! so we finally get it out using a long metal rod, and once out, we pick it up (it was sick or domesticated cuz it didnt try to bite us or anything) so we bring it into the atrium where we skate, and we decide to get some bird food for it, so we go inside, find some bird food, and put some on the ledge its sittin on. and a guy we all know who works at IGA comes out and starts talkin to us. and we have this random chicken. (he knew we had it cuz we brought it into the store :lol

so were all talkin and shit and petting the chicken (it was real friendly) when all of the sudden, we hear tires screech and i look over to see a car spinning out from the parking lot, windows down, with someone with a paintballl gun hangin out, so we all start runnin for cover cuz there only 25 feet or so away (fuck, i dont wanna loose an eye! and yes, i DO play paintball, i know what its like, plus kids in my city shoot at you with fuckin marbles, and that KILLS! so i didnt wanna take any chances

) so im scramblin around and hidin behind a ledge. they shot at us about 10 times. and no one but the fuckin half dead, disease infested chicken got shot! the smallest of the group, and probably the closest to death of us all got shot. luckily it was the thigh or else that fucker would be dead! so theres paint everywhere, and we all check ourselves (luckily they were paintballs and not marbles) and we find out the chicken was shot. so were just back to chillin, wonderin who the fuck that was. while 10 minutes later 2 cop cars roll up and question us and shit. we told em what we knew. and asked them too take the chicken or at least call animal control. there exact words were "i dont give 2 shits about the chicked" i think they were more pissed bout the shooting and the fact that we were all chillen there skateboarding. so they leave, and end up comin back 2 times to kick us out from skating. wut a fuckin great day it was. my friend still has that damn chicken too. hes keepin it, cuz we all grew to love that chicken. and i will till i die. :P [/b][/quote]
thats a cool story........every body has such interesting lives... and i dont

**Whoa** · 03-20-2005 08:57 PM

i work for an IGA

the INTERNATIONAL GARBAGE ASSOCIATION

fuck them

give me mah money

**SALVO** · 03-20-2005 08:58 PM

thats a cool story........every body has such interesting lives... and i dont

Because you sit on your ass and masturbate all day.

**Whoa** · 03-20-2005 09:00 PM

Originally posted by SALVO@Mar 20 2005, 09:58 PM

thats a cool story........every body has such interesting lives... and i dont

Because you sit on your ass and masturbate all day.

:lol:

**infer one** · 03-20-2005 09:00 PM

i work for cherryhill manor(nursing home) in the kitchen, *****s is sweatin me foreal

**Whoa** · 03-20-2005 09:05 PM

Originally posted by infer one@Mar 20 2005, 10:00 PM
i work for cherryhill manor(nursing home) in the kitchen, *****s is sweatin me foreal

ever try to slip some narcotics into the old people's food?
or hide a ol man's alzheimers pills

:lol:

im mean
no but im just playin
i love old people

**infer one** · 03-20-2005 09:07 PM

hahaha na i never fucked with em' but thought about taking some of their pills, i sometimes deliver to rooms so ya know, elevator is the funnest part of the day, i ride it up then down then up before i deliver

**Alchohlics_Anonymous** · 03-20-2005 09:08 PM

^see?! thats ummm...kinda interesting?

**Whoa** · 03-20-2005 09:08 PM

i love elevators!

once i got stuck in the elevator at this office building

BEST DAY of my life :lol:

**SALVO** · 03-20-2005 09:11 PM

The elevators on my campus take forever, and I hate it when these assholes get in the elevator at the first floor and press the button for floor 2....they're always fat too, so its like..."take the stairs fatty!!" One of these days I'm going to say that, its just a matter of time.

**infer one** · 03-20-2005 09:16 PM

i had to use an elevator with a old guy who had shit his pants during the ride, it was horrible, i was on 6 floor going to the basement and he was on floor 9, ahhhhhhhhhh