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[Pwnage]

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weirdest video i have ever seen litterally, this guy eats fucking catfood n ciggarettes lol u have to watch the whole video i know its hard but do it

[EST2007]

stop posting that same gay vid all over this forum

[crailtap]

that video was fucking retarded, and that was probably you or your dumbass friend

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[Th3t4]

if i offend, ignore

[rone]

Up the modnar.

The joys of living with parents:

So yesterday, I was getting ready for the new Trailer park boys, when my mom asks me if I can do her a huge favor... Well, my mind is already wishing I was out, and then she explained it to me. She wanted me to go into her work, hop over a few big shelving units, into the backroom, and get the keys because she locked them in. I wasn't very pleased, but I told her that after trailer park boys, I would help her out. So, trailer park boys comes on, so I follow tradition, and smoke a fat l. Well, after cracking up countless times over the new episode, it ended, so I get ready to leave. So we get there, and I'm looking at this shelf trying to figure out how I'm going to get over it, when she looks at me and says, "oh my god, I can't believe your baked." It went down hill from there. She would not leave it alone. She kept asking if I was alright, and if I needed help. She also kept bringing up the fact that I was rather high. So, I manage to get over these shelves, without breaking anything, and we leave. She then proceeds to tell me about how her and her sister got really drunk the night before, and how all the guys try and pick up my aunt. At this point, I was asking god for a gun, to shoot myself with, but little did I know, that was only the beginning. She then goes on to tell me that this fat guy she's "seeing", has a twin brother. She described him as "really hot", and he ended up hitting it off with my Aunt... My god, I don't think I've ever heard any one with more of a jealous tone, and the whole time, all I was thinking is you got the short end of the stick, deal with it. Well, after 20 minutes of jealour ranting, and me wishing for death, she then tells me, she thinks its funny that all the guys hit on my aunt, and not her, and that shes glad. And to top it all off, she decided to sing along to Keep on rockin in the freeworld by Neil young, without knowing all the lyrics. As for the moral, its really quite obvios if you think about it; only you can prevent forest fires.

"All I want is to have my peace of mind"

thata what im talking about

[Speedy]

I've decided to write and illustrate a children's book. And try to get it published.

[-BlackBeltBusker-]

always wanted to make a comic book series, never really had the ideas lol, might team up with my bro. i'm pretty good at makin stories up

[OOPS!]

I like to write on shit

[CrustOner]

Blueberry waffles are absolutely delicious. Anyone who says otherwise is a dick-munching Nazi.

[plumbererer]

crusty i had a blueberry scone and tea for breakfast this morning. you are preaching to the choir.

[OOPS!]

Blueberry pancakes are even better. That shit is dope as fuck

[plumbererer]

i was on a budget but still wanted to have the illusion of eating champion. can you blame me?

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[Con-Artist]

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[CrustOner]

"Genius only means hard-working all one's life ."

I disagree. It means working hard one part of your life and relaxing the rest. Or not working at all, and relaxing the rest. That would be genius.

[sincewhen]

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