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    yah its a lil too big should atleast size it down.
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>But then again... I guess the moment you completely foget about a person.. That's when they really die..</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

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    Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Jan 7 2005, 03:18 PM
    yep...you will be nonstop fucked with...flying is the worst...the last flight I took while I still had my dreads was the worst...They gave me a big orange sign that said HOMELAND SECURITY and called ahead in line for me to be escorted out and into a small intergation room that made me nearly miss my flight cause of all the "swab tests" they did on my stuff...It was a pain...I was living on Big Island Hawaii and my hair naturally made dreads...and I just let it go due to where I was and the banyon trees inspiration...I dunno if i would ever dread my hair on purpose...some people just stay dirty when they have them...as for me and knotty dreads...never again.
    bee i feel that shit all the fuckin testing for bombs drugs ect shit was stright wack texas was SOOOO bad to go thought the austin airport people where dicks
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    It looks like alot of reading but these jokes are all really funny. I took the time to type this all for you, atleast have the courtesy to read them.


    A Texan walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down at the bar and starts to talk to the bar tender. Now he&#39;s sitting there bragging about how much money he makes off oil and how many head of cattle he has at his ranch back in Texas and how much of a big shot he is and how he&#39;s an honorary member of each state. So this goes on for hours and the bar tender is getting sick of hearing this guy talk so he says "Shut up and listen. Do you want to be an honorary Alaskan?" "Well sure" the guy responds "I&#39;m an honory member of-" "Shut up, do you want to be an honorary Alaskan or not?" the bar tender interupts. "Yes" replies the texan. "Ok then here&#39;s what you have to do. First You have to drink a gallon of whiskey. Second you have to kill a polar bear. Thirdly you have to make love to an eskimo women. Not necessarily in that order and you have 24 hours to do this and come back here with some proof and we&#39;ll make you an honorary Alaskan. We&#39;ll give you a certificate and tell the mayor and everthing." So the texan accepts and says "Well since i&#39;m in a bar I guess i&#39;d best to the gallon of whiskey first." So the bar tender brings out a gallon of whiskey and the texan downs it as fast as he can. He then stands up and passes out . A few hours later he wakes up and walks out of the door. "I&#39;ll, I&#39;ll, I&#39;ll be r-right back" he slurs. 15 hours later he returns and he&#39;s torn to shit&#33; He&#39;s covered in blood, his clothes are completely torn up, he&#39;s missing an arm and he&#39;s limping. The bartender is staring at him in disbelief when the Texan speaks up and asks "Where&#39;s that eskimo women you wanted me to kill?"



    Two men are sitting in a bar talking and one asks the other "So how&#39;d that date of yours go, ya know the one you had the other day?". " Oh just horrible" the second guy responds" Just awful". "Well why, what happened?" inquires the first guy "You&#39;ve always said you&#39;ve had great dates with this girl in the past?". "Well the food was good, the movie was good, and the dancing was good but when we got back to her place we started to fool around and just as we were getting ready to hit the sack she says to me "The only way you&#39;ll be able to have me is if you give me 9 inches and make me bleed"" he says. " Well that&#39;s awful. What did you do?". "Well I fucked her three times and broke her nose".


    A Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Newfie are exploring the new world of Canada. So they&#39;re having a good time when one night while they&#39;re asleep they are ambushed and captured by a group of natives. So they&#39;re taken back to their village and presented infront of the chief. "You have tresspassed on our sacred land and for this we are going to kill you. You will first suffer greatly then die a horrible death. Take them away" says the chief. "Wait&#33;" yells the shaman suddenly " Chief, it&#39;s our holy season. Should we atleast give them some dignity?" So the cheif considers it and says " You&#39;re right. We&#39;ll allow you to either take your own life or we will skin you alive and use your skin to make canoes." Well needless to say, the three guys are scared. "Well..." the Scotsman speaks up " I sure as hell don&#39;t want to be skined alive so i&#39;ll take my own life. Give me a knife". So one of the natives hands him his hunting knife and the Scotsman takes it. "For Scotland, in all its glory&#33;" he yells and plunges the knife into his heart. So they drag his dead body off. "I won&#39;t be quite as enthusiastic as he was, but i&#39;ll also take my own life. Give me a knife." says the Irishman. So once again he&#39;s handed a knife. "For Ireland&#33;" then he says something in gaelic and plunges the knife into his heart and he is also dragged off to have his flesh made into a canoe. The natives then round on the Newfie who says " Well I really don&#39;t want to be skinned alive. That would hurt like a damn. So I will take my life but I want a fork". Taken aback the natives all look at each other then hand him a fork. "I&#39;ll take my own life but you&#39;re not making a fucking canoe out of me&#33;" and he just starts stabbing himself all over with the fork.

    Out in the middle of the desert in an old west town there&#39;s a bar reserved only for the toughest coyboys of the old west. So one day in walks a cowboy who is a little smaller than the others and dresses a little differently. So he sits down at the bar. "What&#39;ll it be?" asks the bar tender in his most menacing voice. "Hmmm.... Well.... I don&#39;t know... Do you have a fuzzy navel?" asks the little cowboy. "What?&#33;" yells the bartender. " Well then maybe a rum and coke? I don&#39;t know something sweet." cowers the little cowboy. "You queer?" the bartender asks "Cause we don&#39;t serve queers here". "Look" the little cowboy says timidly "I&#39;ve been out in the hot sun for days and i&#39;m very thirsty. I don&#39;t want any trouble, I just want my drink. I&#39;ll pay whatever you want." "Whatever I want? Fine. But i&#39;m charging you &#036;25 for this drink and you have to sit at the far end of the bar and I don&#39;t want to hear a thing out of you. You just sit, drink your drink, and then leave. Got it?" . "Yeah yeah that&#39;s fine" the little cowboy says so he takes his drink, pays the bartender and goes and sits at the far end of the bar. Not long after a gigantic cowboy bursts through the doors of the bar. 7 feet tall and 3 feet wide, all muscle. He slams his bull whip down at the bar, pulls the bartender over and says "I&#39;ve been out in the middle of no where, in the cow shit, in the dust, and the heat for three days. I&#39;m so thirsty. Give me the biggest mug of beer you&#39;ve got. Actually just put a hose in the keg and pour it down my throat&#33; I&#39;m so thirsty I could suck the balls off a bull right through his mouth&#33;" "Well moo moo bucaroo" pipes the little cowboy.

    What&#39;s the difference between pimples and a catholic priest?
    The pimples wait till you&#39;re thirteen before they come on your face.

    I&#39;ve got more but right now I have to treat my newly acquired Carpal tunnel syndrome.

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    Thanks for that uni...much appreciated.
    Who the fuck are you?

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    Just for you adamo. Just because you gave me links to those torrent sites.

    Who&#39;s that DJ in your sig?





    My wrist hurts

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    Its DJ Tiesto.

    Oh and www.torrentbytes.net is the new sick hookup. I think its at its user max for now but they raise it every so often...1 week old and 20,000 members.
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    I quite enjoy Tiesto.

    I also quite like www.torrentspy.com and www.torrentreactor.com

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    yea thanks for the info adamo...


    by the way tiesto is sick live i seen him 3 times in his prime of 99-2002
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    love ya too geebus

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    yea tiesto, i heard he was sick

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    Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 8 2005, 07:52 PM
    im getting sick of mateo&#39;s sig
    ya thats y i turned off viewin sigs....... shes hot dont get me wrong..

    my future ex.wife :wub:

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    Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 9 2005, 01:32 AM
    yea thanks for the info adamo...


    by the way tiesto is sick live i seen him 3 times in his prime of 99-2002
    i saw him here in Toronto 2 months ago for his first ever 6 hour set in North America...it actually went on for about 7 and a half hours. Undoubtably the best time i&#39;ve ever had my life. Just the right mixture of drugs and alcohol with Tiesto pumping in my face....i think my soul left me for a while.
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    man thats how paul van dyk and paul oakenfold left me back in 99 when they were still good but onw its all about the jungle BOH BOH BOH
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    love ya too geebus

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    The patron saint of mediocrity.

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    OH SHIT&#33; I remember those finger puppet things&#33;

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    I always got mine from the dentist
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    ahah hsome good jokes
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    i dont remember where i got mine........ i prolly still have them somewhere

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    Kobe Bryant&#39;s High School Jersey

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    i got a finger puppet, it sits on my pen on my desk

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    I have a shark finger puppet. It&#39;s pretty hardcore.



 

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