Randomism

**ILL** · 01-20-2005 02:44 PM

^^^hahahaha lmfao :lol: :lol:

**Whoa** · 01-20-2005 03:00 PM

:lol: retard

that dog is dope
he shall be Pogo's Partner

together they will conquer the world

ETX WHAT WHAT

im not tryin to laugh at the situation Bee, dont take it that way!
like i said, if the cops dont do shit....take manners into your own hands!
i was getting death threats by my ex's current boyfriend, i was intimidated cause the guy is a pshyco, so i called the cops, they needed proof n all
so i said fuck that, i called up my uncle
next day i got a email saying that he was sorry n all
:lol:

my uncle should help you
he's an Angel

**BeeOne234...** · 01-20-2005 03:18 PM

posted.

I spoke to his cousin and he told me that he saw him smash a ladybug on a picnic table
and then put it into one of those bubble things from the bubblegum machines...
That made me laugh...just picturing him scooping bugs into
little plastic containers...stalker style.
I'm not gonna lie, I am scared, because I know him....
But trust he will not touch me. Ever.

I travel way too much for him to keep up with me anyway...
i lose myself from time to time...

anyway...we can change the subject now...
My dog would like pogo as a chew toy haha...

**Whoa** · 01-20-2005 03:21 PM

fuck no

RUN POGO RUN

:lol:
god my dog looks so dumb, but he aint
he can open doors, he barks at them and someone opens it
TAKE THAT JAMAICAN DOG
:lol:

**Flow** · 01-20-2005 03:22 PM

Ladies, don't let the lack of owning a penis stop you from having winter fun in also.
http://pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/snow.html

**Whoa** · 01-20-2005 03:27 PM

:lol:

took me 24 beers to write thanks
i forgot how i wrote flow

**BeeOne234...** · 01-20-2005 03:28 PM

yeyyyy hahaha flow you just cured the 1% of penis envy i ever had...haha...
let me just add...who takes the time to make these kinda sites?
...man, we the people have wayyyyyy too much time on our hands.

**Whoa** · 01-20-2005 03:32 PM

Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Jan 20 2005, 04:28 PM
yeyyyy hahaha flow you just cured the 1% of penis envy i ever had...haha...
let me just add...who takes the time to make these kinda sites?
...man, we the people have wayyyyyy too much time on our hands.

for real
and it takes more time to make a whole site dedicated to bored people
www.bored.com

some fun things though

anyways im off to watch judge mathis

:lol:

that guy is so funny

YOU MUST OF BEEN HIGH ON CRACK

**dez1** · 01-20-2005 03:44 PM

CLICK THIS FUCKING LINK!

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**Havoc411** · 01-20-2005 03:45 PM

i had an IT leadership meeting today and i missed MacGyver today. goddamnit, if anyone watched tell me what happened. i love that show

**MAST** · 01-20-2005 03:50 PM

edit

**aCId II nz** · 01-20-2005 04:19 PM

i fucking lost every thing ihad on my comp cos its a fuckin bastard prolly cos i look at dirty sits and then it gets fucked up

ching ching

donkey brain

**Whoa** · 01-20-2005 06:08 PM

some McFunnies

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing..........................
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!