Randomism

[calmlikeabomb]

why would you eat rotten water melon

[Tony]

i dont think he ate it.

[calmlikeabomb]

oh.... I got confused usually when some one says we had I think we ate...

[skateparadise]

i think everything in india is backwords.... all the taxi drivers a american. all quickie marts are owned by americans... ect.

:lol:

[DEVILEFK]

this site sucks

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by DEVILEFK@Aug 18 2005, 01:30 PM
this site sucks

then leave <_<

[DEVILEFK]

aiites

[Ume]

you say it like you mean it, but youll come back, and we dont want that.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

so yah
i went to get my paycheck this afternoon
and got arrested......again
they ripped my pay in my face and told me i wasnt gettin a red cent
so me being so calm and relax, i punched the fucker in the face (YES i know, im stupid, but when you&#39;re in the moment, you dont know how to react)
so i have to appear in court for the 5th time this year

joy
fuck all you that dont have records :lol:
i envy you

[**MATEO**]

^ , are all mtl police like that?

[Tails0nE]

whoa that sucks.. they ripped your shit up...


but thats funny u punched him in the face... lmao

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

yah Cops in mtl are pricks
plus i got 2 female cops
you can have a 6&#39;5 300lbs male cop and he can be fuckin cool (cause no doubt there are some cops that are ok)
then you get a 5&#39;7 150lbs bitch
probably a Dyke

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

why were you denied your paycheck? i think i&#39;m misunderstanding something here. they ripped it up in front of you, and you punched the dude in the face? is that how it went down? that&#39;s mad fucked up.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i ll break it down for you guys so its simple to understand


i worked for a pawn shop for 2weeks but i quit cause i couldnt stand seeing people selling stuff just to cop a hit or feed their addiction
i felt like i was helping them with their problems, and i didnt wanna par-take in that

so i went to the office to get my pay, and the boss said he wants to talk to me before, cause he wants to know WHY i decided to quit
so when he said
&#39;&#39;jte donne pas ta criss d paye, sa fini la, po content appelle o normes du travail&#39;&#39;
translation
&#39;&#39;i aint giving you your pay, thats it. you aint happy call the better buisness bureau&#39;&#39;

i saw black, and i lost it (i admit i have a very short fuse and i lost it fast)
so i socked em one in the jaw and the cops where there with me cause i needed police escort to get my pay because i recently recieved a threat that i would get wrecked
so for my protection and there protection, my lawyer suggested i call a cop before goin

so i basically punched the guy in front of the cop


so now im takin it to small claims court for my paycheck

i ll keep you up2date
peace

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

damn homie, that&#39;s fucked.
you are one righteous motherfucker, whoa, i&#39;ll give you that.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

this clip is fuckin hilarious
Greg The Bunny

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i saw a jc penney commercial earlier this evening that used Black Sheep&#39;s "This or That"
that got under my skin a little bit. kinda like the cell phone commercial i saw recently that used Eric B. and Rakim&#39;s "Juice"
good songs, but they don&#39;t belong in tv commercials

[calmlikeabomb]

anyone else hate thos dam jamster/text message order comercials all over the internet and tv....I mean who the hell need a ring tone of sir mix alot going "you know you wann apick up this ophone, when you sit there home alone.." or some shit liek that or those text message parties...what the hell who the hell buys this crap?

[JadedSketches]

emo kids do.

except theirs says "come on pick me up,i slit my wrists,the pain is unbearable,i like pain,im a poet"

[calmlikeabomb]

hahahaha