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    The Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

    3/4 cup Butter
    1/4 cup Lard
    1 cup White Sugar
    1 cup Brown Sugar
    2 Eggs
    1 tsp Vanilla
    2 cup Unbleached Flour
    2 1/2 cups Oatmeal (thoroughly blended)
    1 tsp Baking Soda
    1 tsp Salt
    1 tsp Baking Powder
    12 oz Milk Chocolate Chips (one bag)
    4-6oz Finely Grated Chocolate Bar
    1 1/2 cup Chopped nuts (very optional)

    First some note on the ingredients. The oatmeal should be run though a blender until it is very fine. The chocolate bar that you need to grate is the kind you buy to eat on the way home from the grocery store, use your favorite, but you will need to buy a pretty big one. Chocolate also grates easier if it is nice and cold.
    For the recipe, start out by creaming the butter and lard (you can vary the ratio of these a little) with the sugars. Add in the eggs and vanilla. Combine the flour, baking soda, salt, baking powder, and oatmeal, then mix it into the batter. Thoroughly mix in the grated chocolate bar, then add in the chocolate chips (and nuts if you like.)
    Bake as usual, at about 375 degrees for roughly 10 minutes depending on the size of your cookies.

  2. #1282

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    somebody sent this to me, i forget where the place is, somewhere in the states






    fuckin huge

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    thats just asking for a heart attack.....kinda like deep fried twinkies...

  4. #1284

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    just some funny shit

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8. Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

  5. #1285

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    can you find out where that place is and if theres a chian and if not the exct location so if im ever aroudn i can go there and buy some or just og there and make fun of the obese ppl
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;



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    You couldn&#39;t pay me enough to eat that thing&#33;

  7. #1287

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    id pay 20 bucks to eat it. id be full for a day lol id take so many pics of me eating it then make huge bill boards and put them in all these countries with starving kids
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;



  8. #1288

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    it costs about &#036;24 american

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    i found the thing for it

    " A 6 lb. Burger. Where&#39;s the beef? It&#39;s at a Pennsylvania pub that serves the world&#39;s biggest burger - weighing in at NINE lip-smacking pounds&#33; That&#39;s no whopper - you can actually get this meat monster for &#036;23.95, loaded with all the fixins" : Two whole tomatoes, a half-head of lettuce, 12 slices of American cheese, a full cup of peppers, two entire onions, plus, a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard. And we wonder why americans are getting fat..... "

  10. #1290

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    id pay that much, where in pensylvania next time i go down to philly maybe ill drop in buy maybe 2 or 3 shit imagine hwo long it would take to make it anc cook it. or if they dropped it lol or if someone sent theres back liek 3 times lolol
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;



  11. #1291

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    Some of what happens when suckers become heros...

    The midas touch


    Incomplete burial - body drop


    Lifetime career in customer service
    Semetic Genetics


  12. #1292

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    Thoe gold and silver robot guys are crazy.

    Im 50Cent.

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    that burger is crazy...who the fuck would eat that....if you can do it....props...then sorry about your death from heart attack...


    ATA...ETL..TDG..2004..

  14. #1294

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    Capoli`s has some big pizza shaped burgers.
    Semetic Genetics


  15. #1295

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    capoli&#39;s is the shit

  16. #1296

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    lol i membered some ppl jump and get so scared when they suddenly move... its so obvious its a real person i dont get why they jump and wheres is thats guy lil cp for his money?
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;



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    i saw that gut in toronoto... i was wating for the bus he came on.... he was silver though?????
    dont get high off the fumes....

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    yah the silver guy i saw him at jays game and bunch of places there a bunch of em....


    that isnt one of them but oh well
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;



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    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> do you always have to piss in everyone&#39;s cheerios SLY?
    You&#39;re such a late bloomer anyways&#33;</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

    whOaHT
    FUCK YOU ASSHAT&#33;




 

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