please read the book 'Real ultimate power'
about the author:
" Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants."
Last edited by Loki X Sho; 09-08-2009 at 04:41 PM.
The patron saint of mediocrity.
the tom cruz penis fingers.
tired of the struggle.
thats why a ***** hustle.
got money on my mind bitch.
aint no time to cuddle.
Last edited by Loki X Sho; 09-13-2009 at 06:59 PM.
ya;ll r so random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"whats a dazzling urbanite like yourself doing in such a rustic setting like this?"
(530): shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
(1-530): just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
(530): yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.