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    Originally posted by kayos-s@Apr 29 2007, 10:51 PM
    ok last summer me and to buddies after work went out on my golf cart around out to my orchard and stuff and we had a idea to wip apples down at this persons pool area off about a 100 foot cliff, we did and we ran to get away before she could drive all the way around the hill and get us but our golf cart broke down and she caught us we appologized and that was that, then just last weekend me and another buddy after work decided to do it again but with eggs this time so we through about 20 eggs down while they were all sitting around by there pool they were staring up at us and yelling when we were out of eggs we jumped on my quad and zipped away, when we were almost at my orchard this random red SUV swirved infront of us and tried to cut us off , we knew that is was the house owner so we ditched into a random orchard at about 50 miles an hour on a quad anthought we had him, but he followed us it was a high speed chase dodging apple trees swirving, then we went into this forest and he was still following us we were swirving trying to get rid of him almost tipping and then we squeezed through this little path that the quad just fit in and he coudlnt fit! so we were scare to death and got away then our quad quit, good thing that didnt happen 2 minutes ago we would have been dead! what a phsyco!
    orchards,pools,and quads

    i your life is great paris hilton
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    when u get jumped come beack every nite whi ur homeboiis or juss pm me and i got ur back and we will go and fuck the mup and steal al there paint

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    Originally posted by syrup2+Apr 29 2007, 10:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (syrup2 @ Apr 29 2007, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kayos&#045;s@Apr 29 2007, 10:51 PM
    ok last summer me and to buddies after work went out on my golf cart around out to my orchard and stuff and we had a idea to wip apples down at this persons pool area off about a 100 foot cliff, we did and we ran to get away before she could drive all the way around the hill and get us but our golf cart broke down and she caught us we appologized and that was that, then just last weekend me and another buddy after work decided to do it again but with eggs this time so we through about 20 eggs down while they were all sitting around by there pool they were staring up at us and yelling when we were out of eggs we jumped on my quad and zipped away, when we were almost at my orchard this random red SUV swirved infront of us and tried to cut us off , we knew that is was the house owner so we ditched into a random orchard at about 50 miles an hour on a quad anthought we had him, but he followed us it was a high speed chase dodging apple trees swirving, then we went into this forest and he was still following us we were swirving trying to get rid of him almost tipping and then we squeezed through this little path that the quad just fit in and he coudlnt fit&#33; so we were scare to death and got away then our quad quit, good thing that didnt happen 2 minutes ago we would have been dead&#33; what a phsyco&#33;
    orchards,pools,and quads

    i your life is great paris hilton [/b][/quote]
    hahahha, yea, she does have a great life. but fur real, y would u do that shit, ur only causing pain to familys that just wanna chill in the sun.
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    my best was a nightmare

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    i got caught with 2 of my friends and it ruined my family , i freaked out so much i have nightmares of the cops , i wake up and go throwup
    im not joking

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    Originally posted by ILuvHoodRats@Apr 30 2007, 06:37 PM
    i got caught with 2 of my friends and it ruined my family , i freaked out so much i have nightmares of the cops , i wake up and go throwup
    im not joking
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    On 4-20-07 was my greatest get away, i went to go bomb some trains, with out any of my crew members cause i live right by a train station, i go up to the train, start my shit, and i see 3 pigs go under the bridge about 30 yards away from me. I start running and i go under a train that just started moving, thank god cause i needed to get to other side in order to get out of their sight, once i got on the other side of the train i was bombing i hoped on the latter and rode the train down to the next bridge, hoped off, and ran to my homies house..... h34r:
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    bbump
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    QUOTE (syrup2 @ Apr 29 2007, 10:59 PM)
    QUOTE (kayos-s @ Apr 29 2007, 10:51 PM)
    ok last summer me and to buddies after work went out on my golf cart around out to my orchard and stuff and we had a idea to wip apples down at this persons pool area off about a 100 foot cliff, we did and we ran to get away before she could drive all the way around the hill and get us but our golf cart broke down and she caught us we appologized and that was that, then just last weekend me and another buddy after work decided to do it again but with eggs this time so we through about 20 eggs down while they were all sitting around by there pool they were staring up at us and yelling when we were out of eggs we jumped on my quad and zipped away, when we were almost at my orchard this random red SUV swirved infront of us and tried to cut us off , we knew that is was the house owner so we ditched into a random orchard at about 50 miles an hour on a quad anthought we had him, but he followed us it was a high speed chase dodging apple trees swirving, then we went into this forest and he was still following us we were swirving trying to get rid of him almost tipping and then we squeezed through this little path that the quad just fit in and he coudlnt fit&#33; so we were scare to death and got away then our quad quit, good thing that didnt happen 2 minutes ago we would have been dead&#33; what a phsyco&#33;


    orchards,pools,and quads

    i your life is great paris hilton


    hahahha, yea, she does have a great life. but fur real, y would u do that shit, ur only causing pain to familys that just wanna chill in the sun.



    it wasnt a family and the guy and his old bitchy wife were both faggets soooo...
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    do you get your butler to tag shit for you

    CREATOR AND CREATURE

    CUNT ASS!!

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    no my personal assistant does em
    R.I.P CasrOne

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    Originally posted by kayos&#045;s@May 20 2007, 02:29 AM
    no my personal assistant does em
    course, and she also has a person to keep her weight down so she sometimes sends him out wit a can cause he can run fast
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    i was taggin an eletric box and i look up over my shoulder and tgeres this guy on his 2nd floor patio watchin me and i played it cool finished and walked away

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    qoute from sixcentz.com
    "sixcentz: Any good chase stories or funny stories related to painting you wanna share??
    dera: IM PROBABLY THE LUCKIEST WRITER OUT THERE . I HAVE ONLY BEEN CHASED A FEW
    TIMES. ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY . PEOPLE DONT
    WATCH ME. PLUS MY STRATEGY IS NEVER EXPECT THE OBVIOUS. I DONT STAND
    AROUND TOO LONG. I JUST WALK UP TO A WALL AND DO WHAT I GOT TO DO AND
    LEAVE.
    I SAW A HIGHSCHOOL FRIEND OF MINE THE OTHER DAY IN ASTORIA WHO IS A COP
    IN THAT AREA AND HE WAS LIKE " DAMN DERA STILL GOING AT IT" AND SLAPPED
    MY HAND. ANOTHER TIME SEOD AND I WERE BOMBING ON ROOSEVELT AVE AND COPS
    PULLED UP RIGHT BEHIND US. WE WERE DRINKING CISCO AND WERE DRUNK AS HELL.
    WE HAD THE CANS LINED UP ON THE SIDE WALK WHILE DOING FILLINS WHEN THE
    COPS PULLED UP. THEY LOOKED AT US AND LAUGHED AND DROVE AWAY. I WAS
    CAUGHT WHEN I WAS 15 BY THE LIRR POLICE AND 10 YEARS LATER I GOT INTO A
    CHASE WITH THE SAME GUY IN THE SAME SPOT HE CAUGHT ME PREVIOUSLY. ANOTHER
    TIME I LEFT MY 40 OZ ON THE CURB IN THE UNION SQUARE AREA.THE COPS PULLED
    UP TO THE CURB AS I JUST FINNISHED MY FILLIN. I USED REVERSE PSYCOLOGY
    AND RAN TOWARDS THEM. I GRABBED MY 40 AND JETTED. THEY BUGGED OUT AND
    DIDNT EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR.>
    "

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    man with a name like angel7slayer, im never goin to take you seriously

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    me and my crew were out bombing some buisness places when we saw a car drive up to us and started to talk on her cell phone we didnt hear cuz she had her windows up and we had to run 2 miles b4 we went back home cuz there were cop cars there and they were cleaning it after about 10 minutes of running

    FUCKIN PIGS


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    Originally posted by angel7slayer@May 20 2007, 05:39 PM
    qoute from sixcentz.com
    "sixcentz: Any good chase stories or funny stories related to painting you wanna share??
    dera: IM PROBABLY THE LUCKIEST WRITER OUT THERE . I HAVE ONLY BEEN CHASED A FEW
    TIMES. ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY . PEOPLE DONT
    WATCH ME. PLUS MY STRATEGY IS NEVER EXPECT THE OBVIOUS. I DONT STAND
    AROUND TOO LONG. I JUST WALK UP TO A WALL AND DO WHAT I GOT TO DO AND
    LEAVE.
    I SAW A HIGHSCHOOL FRIEND OF MINE THE OTHER DAY IN ASTORIA WHO IS A COP
    IN THAT AREA AND HE WAS LIKE " DAMN DERA STILL GOING AT IT" AND SLAPPED
    MY HAND. ANOTHER TIME SEOD AND I WERE BOMBING ON ROOSEVELT AVE AND COPS
    PULLED UP RIGHT BEHIND US. WE WERE DRINKING CISCO AND WERE DRUNK AS HELL.
    WE HAD THE CANS LINED UP ON THE SIDE WALK WHILE DOING FILLINS WHEN THE
    COPS PULLED UP. THEY LOOKED AT US AND LAUGHED AND DROVE AWAY. I WAS
    CAUGHT WHEN I WAS 15 BY THE LIRR POLICE AND 10 YEARS LATER I GOT INTO A
    CHASE WITH THE SAME GUY IN THE SAME SPOT HE CAUGHT ME PREVIOUSLY. ANOTHER
    TIME I LEFT MY 40 OZ ON THE CURB IN THE UNION SQUARE AREA.THE COPS PULLED
    UP TO THE CURB AS I JUST FINNISHED MY FILLIN. I USED REVERSE PSYCOLOGY
    AND RAN TOWARDS THEM. I GRABBED MY 40 AND JETTED. THEY BUGGED OUT AND
    DIDNT EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR.>
    "
    Your a douchebag on youtube and on bombingscience, go away. you fucking toy, and stop printing in caps lock

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    I do small town work, cause that&#39;s where I live.. you know, "Less than 20,000" Pop. and shit like that. Well I&#39;m the only writer here now that my friend moved to Oregon, so I have alot of canvas. I had been working on this wall behind a credit union for about a week, really peicing it out. I wanted it to look nice and I had the opportunity to do it steps at a time and keep coming back. Well, I&#39;m guessing the credit union saw it and got some cops involved..

    I get there and I&#39;m redoing my outlines and shit.. and I got flashlighted from the parking lot, roughly 75-100 feet behind me. So naturally.... run. I jump-climbed the wall that I was painting (only about 5ft.) and landed on the other side to find that shit completely covered in ivy and hanging bushes and stuff. So Clean wall on one side, bushes on the other.. When I saw the bushes, I had one of the best ideas I&#39;ve had in a long time.. I dove into them.

    So I&#39;m laying here.. face down almost completly covered in ivy and green with my right shoulder pushed agaisnt the wall. About 30 seconds after I dove into the bush, guess who comes over the wall. Cop. He jumped off of it... got his footing, and ran through the backyard in pursuit of suspect that was twitching with joy in a bush behind him. As soon as he was out of sight I jumped the wall again cause I knew he&#39;d realize he wasn&#39;t chasing anything soon, picked up the 2 cans I had left, dated the peice, and ran.

    I won&#39;t ever get to fully finish it I guess, but it has a story behind it. And now I go to the next town to paint. Haha.


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    okay......... where to start........................

    I was out bombing wih my boy EWOK and as we are pulling off top to bottoms and soforth, who should roll by but bobby cox, mayor Koch, and Mayor Sung, with some CCK silver guards. I grab on Ewoks legs as he uses 2 cans of montana to jetpack us out of the layup, and as we are in the air, we are encountered by a helicopter. I jump at the helicopter and cock slap it, and it falls out of the sky and blows up, killing Koch, Sung and Bobby Cox. I then find myself falling through the air, but luckily i have my magic lamp in my bag, so i give that motherfucker a good rub and a genie pops out, and grants me 3 wishes.
    I thought long and hard, and decide that my first wish should be a parachute, as i am falling out of the sky, so i say to him "yo Genie, give me a parachute, Bredrin" so he clicks his fingers and BAM, a parachute opens up above me and delivers me safely to the ground. When we are on the ground, the genie trys to esape down the alley, so i cock slap that motherfucker and Ewok pins him down. We then use a crowbar to extract his magical bone-marrow and i put it in a jar, and then we waste the genie and bury him in the woods.
    On our way home, some guy pulls up in a van and trys to grab my nostrils, so i break his fingers and use my jar of Genie magic to turn him into a pile of FatCaps, which Ewok puts in his bag. We then proceed to my house, so we can eat some chicken sandwiches, but Ewok gets attacked by ninjas, who are much too strong for him, and he gets kidnapped and trapped in the big ninja tower, so i am currently planning to break him out on the weekend. Anybody who is interested in helpin me rescue Ewok please get back to me. Oh, and anybody who wants to buy half a jar of Genie magic, i will accept Paint and Markers as a trade.


    This honestly happened... :blink: :blink: :blink:

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    Well I never had to run because I do my job good...
    I`m silent, quick and invisible
    And I hope I never have to run,...

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    you sure do suck at graff though.
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