Jokes...

[E-Terror]

what has two thumbs and dosent give a shit

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by NICCSACC@Jul 29 2006, 05:40 PM
why are black peoples palms white?

cuz when god sprayed em black they had their hands on the hood of a cop car.

Hahaha.

[sloppymouthsex]

whats pink red silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes

whats pink red sizzling and scratches at the window?
a baby in a microwave

[clockworkfuse]

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

a hooker can washt heir crack and sell it again:O

[KaL1]

uhh i cant think of any now soo

tulsa is a slut backwords and a slut backwords is 500$

[segway]

lemme go slip on my lollerskates so i can train for the lolympics

[scOpeOne]

Originally posted by Im_gonna_skullfuck_you+Jul 29 2006, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Im_gonna_skullfuck_you @ Jul 29 2006, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*570 Ambush@Jul 29 2006, 04:51 PM
when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.

now arent you just as cool as AIDS [/b][/quote]
why was helen keller a terrible driver?

she was a woman

[afek]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I&#39;m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this&#33;".

[myl]

now this is a true story right here...has to do with dead baby jokes. this guy i work with told me this story. his friend took some chick out on a date and shit and he started telling her dead baby jokes. little did he know, the chick had a miscarraige not too long before that. no lie this really happened.

[afek]

eww that would suck

[Ume]

womens rights.

[dotone]

gay marriage

[some guy from NCI...]

This guy goes into a restaurant looking to play the piano there whilst people eat.

So he asks to see the managager, the manager comes down, and they chat about the job.

The manager asks if he could hear the guy play the piano.

So the guy sits down, and busts out some really good jazz music, everyone starts dancing and really impressed by this pianist.

The manager asks what the songs called, the guy says "its called, &#39;i came all over my wife tit whilst I had my fingers up her ass&#39;"... Tha manager looked quite shocked and said ok well why dont you play me another one of your songs.

The guy sat down and started playing some amazing blues, the chefs in the back were crying because the music was so moving... The mangager asks the song name and the guy says &#39;its called &#39; I fucked all the virgins in a catholic school&#39;&#39;... The manager looked shocked again and said

&#39;look, I&#39;ll give you the job because you&#39;re really good... but you&#39;re not allowed to tell anyone the names of your songs ok?&#39;

The guy said ok and started work the next day.

As he was playign away and everyone was dancing to his songs, some fit lady came up to him. This amazing lady with nice juicy breasts and a plump booty. She leant over him and started strokin his leg whilst he was playing... naturally, he had to go and beat one off.

So he ran to the toilets and had a quick wank, then he ran back to the piano and continued getting groped by the lady...

The lady looked at him oddly and said &#39;umm... excuse me... do you know your dicks hanging out and cum&#39;s dripping on your shoe?&#39;

The guy smiled at her and replied, &#39;know it... I wrote it &#39;

READ IT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Dont think the joke is too long&#33; it aint&#33;
Funniest joke in teh w0rld&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Paint Magic]

lmao ^^^^

[Struk]

haha woord&#33;

[anarchy]

hahaha

[afek]

Your mom&#39;s so fat she can&#39;t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball&#33;

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

Originally posted by zink&#045;dt..@Jul 24 2006, 08:55 AM
how do you get a 1 arm blonde out of a tree........










....wave

pure gold man&#33;

[zink-dt..]

why do women have small feet?











so they can get closer to the kitchen sink&#33;













why do women get maried in white?


















so they can match the kitchen appliances&#33;

[Clear Fruit Nectar]

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