Jokes...

[GeSuS_KRiST]

personally i like to walk up to cripled people and call them crazy legs or speedy ask them if they want to break dance battle and if they make a rude comment ill jsut say fine ill be the bigger man and just walk away ....sorry i had to throw in on the asshole comments

[Asshat]

Scary Movie 2...

Hahahahahaha.

Unless you thought of that yourself, I'm not gonna argue it, because I've made shit up before, and it turns out it was in a movie, and they'll be like HEY YOU GOT THAT FROM THAT MOVIE. Then I have to argue with them.

Bitches.

[DNA]

Originally posted by whOaHT@Nov 3 2004, 09:01 PM
loll you sick bastard i love ya :lol:

or go to a blind man and ask em for the time
or go to a def guy and ask if he heard who won the football game
or go to a guy with a deformed hand and say
''buddy, need a hand''


:lol:

HELL HERE I COME

wtf. a deaf guy cant hear u asking who won the foot ball game.dumbass

ok so here is a joke this kid told me yesturday.

a vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood.
so the bartender gives him the cup of blood and he goes and sits at a table.

a second vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood.
so the bartender gives him the cup of blood and he goes and sits at a table.

a third vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of really hot.
so the bartender asks why he wants water and not blood.
so the vampire pulls out a couple of used tampons and says "TEA"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

[jade]

wud the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire........






see u next month!

[DNA]

shut up, u killed it

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by Asshat@Nov 3 2004, 09:35 PM
Scary Movie 2...

Hahahahahaha.

Unless you thought of that yourself, I'm not gonna argue it, because I've made shit up before, and it turns out it was in a movie, and they'll be like HEY YOU GOT THAT FROM THAT MOVIE. Then I have to argue with them.

Bitches.

yea i was ina wheel chair for about 5 months i got alot and made alot fo those joke

[Tony]

my google search for "jesus in a wheel chair" turned this up:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

HAHAHA thats awesome

[joust]

shiza hahahahahaha

[LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD]

Originally posted by Tony@Nov 3 2004, 10:36 PM
my google search for "jesus in a wheel chair" turned this up:

*BUMP*
Gesus were u live got a gurl?

[sika_2002]

haha, thats sweet

[LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD]

Originally posted by Tony@Nov 3 2004, 10:36 PM
my google search for "jesus in a wheel chair" turned this up:

wish i was her *sigh*...........sika r u a gurl?

[Tony]

Originally posted by LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD+Nov 5 2004, 05:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD @ Nov 5 2004, 05:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tony@Nov 3 2004, 10:36 PM
my google search for "jesus in a wheel chair" turned this up:

wish i was her *sigh* [/b][/quote]
god someone needs to get laid.

[LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD]

no i just want gesus&#39;s wide ______ in my ______every night..............













are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:


na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face

[xylene hug]

^^^

OMG you had sex for money?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;
we&#39;re like twins&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[xylene hug]

^^^

OMG you had sex for money?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;
we&#39;re like twins&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:



wrong thread&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; but still&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[DNA]

Originally posted by LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD@Nov 5 2004, 08:17 PM
no i just want gesus&#39;s wide ______ in my ______every night..............













are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:


na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face

r u a chick??

[LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD]

yes, duhhhh&#33;

[sika_2002]

Originally posted by LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD@Nov 5 2004, 07:53 PM
sika r u a gurl?

nope, male all the way. sorry to dissapoint ya

[Asshat]

This whole thread is starting to confuse me.