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    now i dotn want to offend peoplez but:



    what do you call an invisable PAKI ?????????
    ??????????????????????????????
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    ???????????????????????????????????????????











    A fart
    R.I.P Waster12

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    who was the world's most famous jewish baker?...hittler...


    what the difference between a jew and a pizza?...a pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven...


    how many jews fit in an ashtray?...all of them...

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    how many muslims does it take to fill up a fonebox?




    depends on the amount of dynomite.HAAAAaaaaa..... no

    pluss to anymuslims its a joak no beef.

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    What do you call a fat heroin addict with no legs????.........................................R olaids

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    :lol:
    ''Justify this rage that's roaming over
    Empty all your world, empty out your soul
    To sacrifice it all for the sake of others
    And no one gives a fuck that my life is over''

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    Originally posted by Estec-2wo@Oct 2 2006, 07:42 AM
    What do you call a fat heroin addict with no legs????.........................................R olaids
    i heard that before but it was magic johnson in a wheelchair
    pee pee five one doo doo


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    who is the world's most famous jewish baker?...hitler

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    yah you said that like 4 posts ago!



    the chinese people have a new energy drink, its called watahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    ''Justify this rage that's roaming over
    Empty all your world, empty out your soul
    To sacrifice it all for the sake of others
    And no one gives a fuck that my life is over''

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    What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
    a quarter pounder.

    what goes 100mph and crosses the Sahara desert?
    an ethiopian with a mcdonalds coupon.

    how did the ethiopian know she was pregnant?
    half her tampon was eaten.

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    What did god say when he made the first black man?

    "fuck i burnt it"

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    Sorry, I'm not racist but this is funny

    What do humans and jelly beans have in common?
    Nobody likes the black ones

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    What do you do when a muslim knocks at your door?

    Look through the letter box and say "how do you like it?!?"

    ^^ i doubt many will get that


    Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

    To see what was one the other side


    How did the blonde die from raking the leaves?

    She fell out of a tree

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    two muffins are baking in an oven
    and one muffin says
    DUDE! HOLY SHIT! WE ARE IN A OVEN!
    and the other muffin says
    DUDE! HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!
    MY MOTTO FOR LIFE...NO REGRETS...THAT AND...EVERBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

    Quote Originally Posted by MAST View Post
    which has led most of us to shit. we just don't know how to rightly use our intelligence. or is there even a right way?

    and how the fuck did will smith take a cab from west philly to bel air?

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    Long but pretty good

    3 nuns are talking about the local preists sins after church service one sunday. The first nun explains how she found nude magazines in the preist drawer , the other two gasp. The third nun says what did you do with them?
    The nun responds, " I threw them out ". So the second none says , well I found condoms in his drawer and I was quite upset. The third nun breaks into a sweat and nervously asks the second nun what she did with them. The second nun says , " Well so he could learn some responsibility I poked holes in them ". The third nun says " o fuck I'm pregnant. " and runs away

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    Two blondes walk into a building , you think one of the retards would have seen it. ( hehe )

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    what do you call a samoan after you push him off a couch.

    falefalloffasofa (say it fast)
    (fah-lay-fall-off-a-so-fa)

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    dont get it....
    but then again
    idk shit about somoans...
    that might be it
    MY MOTTO FOR LIFE...NO REGRETS...THAT AND...EVERBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

    Quote Originally Posted by MAST View Post
    which has led most of us to shit. we just don't know how to rightly use our intelligence. or is there even a right way?

    and how the fuck did will smith take a cab from west philly to bel air?

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    i guess you wouldn't understand if you didn't grow up around one that has an accent.

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    what do you call a paki diy person? ahmed - a - shed

    what do you call a paki tight rope walker? balan sing
    SEYAR ONE
    Quote Originally Posted by C-SONE View Post
    Y'know the best thing would be like you do a full burner with ya chick sitting there then when ya finish you hold her up against the wall and root her on ya piece.


 

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