Jokes...

**SL!P** · 11-07-2004 12:59 PM

Originally posted by DNA+Nov 6 2004, 12:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DNA @ Nov 6 2004, 12:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD@Nov 5 2004, 08:17 PM
no i just want gesus's wide ______ in my ______every night..............

are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:

na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face

r u a chick?? [/b][/quote]
We can only hope..., if not, some therapy and a pint of raw ether can cure that!!!

P.S.: Also, last time a checked if you wanted someone with dreads and a "gurly" face, why not just like another chick???

**whOaHT** · 11-07-2004 04:39 PM

This thread is goin to the dumps, lets save it!

Q-Why doesnt jesus play hockey?
A-Cause he keeps on gettin nailed to the boards

Q-Why do mexicans have big noses?
A-Because they'll have something to pick in the winter

Only in America......can a pizza get to your
house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes and candy up front.

Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braillelettering.

EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?

**mad** · 11-07-2004 06:38 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<_<

and im done for tonight
till tommorw

**whOaHT** · 11-07-2004 06:46 PM

why so sarcastic
WHY
cya tommorrow ya bum :P

**joust** · 11-07-2004 09:57 PM

some of that shit doesent work. Sunlight one is science if forget exactally what something to do with diffrent pigments. The black box material is extremly heavy, the plain couldent lift off the ground. Rush hour because everyones rushing to get home.

**bruce** · 11-07-2004 10:07 PM

Originally posted by joust@Nov 7 2004, 10:57 PM
some of that shit doesent work. Sunlight one is science if forget exactally what something to do with diffrent pigments. The black box material is extremly heavy, the plain couldent lift off the ground. Rush hour because everyones rushing to get home.

the hell? yor analyzing jokes with science? yor that one kid who always ruins a good joke .

**GeSuS_KRiST** · 11-07-2004 10:08 PM

Originally posted by LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD@Nov 5 2004, 08:17 PM
no i just want gesus's wide ______ in my ______every night..............

are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:

na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh man thats funny

and sL!P if u want to fuckin talk shit shut up and battle me

**SL!P** · 11-08-2004 01:46 AM

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST+Nov 7 2004, 11:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (GeSuS_KRiST @ Nov 7 2004, 11:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD@Nov 5 2004, 08:17 PM
no i just want gesus's wide ______ in my ______every night..............

are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:

na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh man thats funny

and sL!P if u want to fuckin talk shit shut up and battle me [/b][/quote]
Actually to be quite honest, the chick was talkin more shit than i was... On a further note i wasnt talkin shit about you, i was making a mockery of what LIL said...

Sorry for the confusion...

If i were you, ide be more offended by the "gurly face" comment, but then again thats just me...

**GeSuS_KRiST** · 11-08-2004 01:49 AM

oh i took it as u were talkin shit about me but she aint even seen my face theres only one girl on this site that and i doubt its her sorry man im goin thought alot of drama right now i was tried to be set up by what i thought was a goodfriend and the feds along with relationship problem doesnt make to well

**SL!P** · 11-08-2004 01:53 AM

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Nov 8 2004, 02:49 AM
oh i took it as u were talkin shit about me but she aint even seen my face theres only one girl on this site that and i doubt its her sorry man im goin thought alot of drama right now i was tried to be set up by what i thought was a goodfriend and the feds along with relationship problem doesnt make to well

Well the heat isnt on my ass but i got alot of the same shit goin on... Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats my motto...

Glad to clear up the misunderstanding...

**GeSuS_KRiST** · 11-08-2004 02:01 AM

no problem but yea

how much is it for a pirate to buy corn?
a buckanear

**whOaHT** · 11-08-2004 06:37 AM

Originally posted by bruce+Nov 7 2004, 11:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bruce @ Nov 7 2004, 11:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-joust@Nov 7 2004, 10:57 PM
some of that shit doesent work. Sunlight one is science if forget exactally what something to do with diffrent pigments. The black box material is extremly heavy, the plain couldent lift off the ground. Rush hour because everyones rushing to get home.

the hell? yor analyzing jokes with science? yor that one kid who always ruins a good joke . [/b][/quote]
for real!

**Atom** · 11-08-2004 12:21 PM

q:What does nike and the kkk have in common?

a:They Both Make Black people run faster

**sika_2002** · 11-08-2004 01:25 PM

that shit was fucking good,

**GeSuS_KRiST** · 11-08-2004 01:35 PM

whats the diffrence between batman and a blackman?

bat man can go out at night without robbin

**Kayone707** · 11-08-2004 03:00 PM

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Nov 8 2004, 12:35 PM
whats the diffrence between batman and a blackman?

bat man can go out at night without robbin

hahaa. hella good. i havent heard it before

**Tony** · 11-27-2004 03:12 PM

how many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers

how many feminists does it take to chnage a lightbulb?

16, one to change it and 15 to form a support group

how many computer programers does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, thats a hardwear problem.

how many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one, but she has to do it wile you're eating dinner.

how many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two, one to screw it in, and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.