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    Storys of drunken happenstance or audacious advance.
    Share with us your adventures while intoxicated with tramp juice.


    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meatgrinder &amp; cherubic meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Vegimite on Toast
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Gesus
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>and we shall have an emo holocauhst [sic], headed by adolf meekus. only hes got two balls and wont shoot himself </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
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    I sucked a guys dick why under the influence of alchohol......

    Only kidding my fleeceable audience.
    We used to train surf and go out mugging after drinking almost 3 litres of White Lightning


    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meatgrinder &amp; cherubic meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Vegimite on Toast
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Gesus
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>and we shall have an emo holocauhst [sic], headed by adolf meekus. only hes got two balls and wont shoot himself </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    sketch3

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    I&#39;ve ended up in different cities having no idea why. I&#39;ll leave it at that.

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    ive just gotten hurt trying to skateboard when im drunk.and ive only gotten drunk maybe 3 times and they all sucked,getting drunk is over-rated.

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    Originally posted by atxbomber666@Nov 7 2004, 04:22 PM
    getting drunk is over-rated.
    I hate you.

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    getting drunk is the best... getting drunk+high = better than the best lol

    i&#39;ve woken up in different places at different times, then walking for no reason to another unknown place until i got back to my place...

    meekus, you&#39;re a faggot, you know you sucked the guys dick, silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

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    Originally posted by atxbomber666@Nov 7 2004, 05:22 PM
    getting drunk is over-rated.
    Correction, getting drunk when your only 12 is over-rated.


    On the thread tip, a tree gave my buddy a black eye last night.

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    these kids were callin me a wigger so i threw a 3 litre cup of rootbeer into their moms car when she was in the store

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    i fell asleep in my friends garden pool,

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    Originally posted by Car2nist@Nov 7 2004, 04:33 PM
    getting drunk is the best... getting drunk+high = better than the best lol

    i&#39;ve woken up in different places at different times, then walking for no reason to another unknown place until i got back to my place...

    meekus, you&#39;re a faggot, you know you sucked the guys dick, silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
    silly homophobic, homophobics are dumbass stupid fucking republican bush supporting assholes
    <span style=\'font-family:Impact\'><span style=\'font-size:21pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'>MY PENIS IS ONE INCH&#33;</span></span></span>

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    you right wing fascist
    p.s Drunkeness is bliss


    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meatgrinder &amp; cherubic meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Vegimite on Toast
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>meekus 4 lyfe </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    Gesus
    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>and we shall have an emo holocauhst [sic], headed by adolf meekus. only hes got two balls and wont shoot himself </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>
    sketch3

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    Homophobics suck. My girlfriend is half ghey. ^.^

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    o man, shotguned a 40 and smoked about a quarter throughout the day then i got hit in the back of the head with a rock, passed out on the sidewalk and woke up with a bitch cop over my head and paramedics opening my eyes

    o man, im glad i smoked all my dope before i passed out
    *905*


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    i like smoking all my dope :&#092;

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    edit
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    drugs are bad&#33;
    R.I.P SLY
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    (_)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

    ive only been drunk once and i fell asleep


    i didnt liek it so i dont drink anymore

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    and one time a tagged someones car and smashed there windows

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    one time i threw a piece of spark plug through the back of a lexus truck....but i wasn&#39;t drunk

    </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE (ehobo &#064; Feb 23 2005, 09:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'> i no whats going on here he likes dicks </td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

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    Yooo do that dude hwo said he passed out ...HOW THE FUCK DO U SHOTGUN A 40...glass drill or something lol...........


 

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