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    Red face Sex Thread

    Thread for the sex addicted pervs
    What are you into?...
    Talk about your sexual fantasys..
    Your fetishes...
    Tell us about your sex bloopers (we all have them)...
    Anything new you have tried latly and enjoyed?...
    Need any advice,tips? Ask here...
    Share some tips with all of us...
    Dont make up lies...Thats pathetic...

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    Well I got some tips on how to get a girl in the mood.

    1. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't
    2. Ignore her vag until you've had at least 15 minutes of foreplay.
    3. You can come close to it, wit hands, kissing wtv. but dont touch
    4. Avoid tickling unless she's told you she likes it, otherwise it can be a turn off.
    5. Kiss on her neck, softly but deeply. With a little bit of tounge, light sucking is okay to. Earlobe is also sensitive.
    6. Although it's really cliche, low light works wonders.
    7. If you lick her anywhere, dont make huge slobbery hard licks, just light moist ones.
    8. If it looks like it's leading to sex, tell her what you're gonna do it her in poet like detail.

    now go get 'em.

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    Fuckin hoooooooooes
    ^
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    I'm gonna punch you all in the kindey, so hard that it wraps around your fucking spine.
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    Yes! I love this thread. I was hoping the mods would approve.
    Was into BDSM but I kinda kicked it because I'm really not hardcore. Just more the bondage that I partake in once in a while.
    Oooo, sex blooper, more like an embarrassing moment which i've had my fair share of....This one time (at band camp) I was with this guy and his pitbull pushed open the door and started getting 'excited' so he was on the bed with us totally trying to get in on the action.
    Tried lately? Double pen. THAT was cool. pretty much tried everything else. Except the rim job. Not really planning on it either though.
    Advice for the wee ones:
    It takes about 20 minutes to get her warmed up if you want her to O-gasm.
    Sex is fun! Don't feel like you gotta try your hardest. Just relax, in the metaphorical sense, and do whatever feels cool. If you accidentally elbow him/her in the face (because i've done it) laugh it off, and keep going. Trust me, you get over shit quickly when he/she is hitting the spot.
    "Not you Jackjill... Everytime you masturbate, an angel sheds her wings..."
    - C3ZR ONE

    HAPPY PAGE 69 JACKJILL
    - G-Fat


    If you didn't know, jackjill is like the ambassador of sex
    - (SOS) Viruz

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    never try to please yourself, please her first than she'll return the favor.



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    So wise. But not always true. There are some selfish-ass bitches out there.
    "Not you Jackjill... Everytime you masturbate, an angel sheds her wings..."
    - C3ZR ONE

    HAPPY PAGE 69 JACKJILL
    - G-Fat


    If you didn't know, jackjill is like the ambassador of sex
    - (SOS) Viruz

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    back hand? haha but yeah the selfish ones are douches.



    abor; "...you know the dude...the dude on bombingscience with the xzibit signature?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Tasty View Post
    Dont make up lies...Thats pathetic...
    AWW GUESE THIS IS GUNNA BE MY ONLY POST IN HERE

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    hyahahah
    JACKN JILL U AMAZE ME LUCKY BASTARDS MUSTOV MADE U SCREAMED.......i hope.....i knopw i would...hihih....oh jack.....im sure if u got me near u ud want a rim job.....where they friends or 2 strangers to eachother??? go in on details......ima dream about it....hihihii

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    It was one guy. I said I tried it, so he used his thumb and his penis. Which still was amazing. I'm still trying to get the man to let me get another guy. but he ain't havin it. But we're still gonna try and get another chick.
    And no Sbombs....No rim job.
    You can drream about that.
    "Not you Jackjill... Everytime you masturbate, an angel sheds her wings..."
    - C3ZR ONE

    HAPPY PAGE 69 JACKJILL
    - G-Fat


    If you didn't know, jackjill is like the ambassador of sex
    - (SOS) Viruz

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    Penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowchicabowow View Post
    Well I got some tips on how to get a girl in the mood.

    1. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't
    2. Ignore her vag until you've had at least 15 minutes of foreplay.
    3. You can come close to it, wit hands, kissing wtv. but dont touch
    4. Avoid tickling unless she's told you she likes it, otherwise it can be a turn off.
    5. Kiss on her neck, softly but deeply. With a little bit of tounge, light sucking is okay to. Earlobe is also sensitive.
    6. Although it's really cliche, low light works wonders.
    7. If you lick her anywhere, dont make huge slobbery hard licks, just light moist ones.
    8. If it looks like it's leading to sex, tell her what you're gonna do it her in poet like detail.

    now go get 'em.
    this boy knows what he's talking about... for real.
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    salo i just saw your location, and its the first time ive ever wanted to type one of these:

    <3

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    Oooooh best thread ever.

    I'm a necrophiliac.
    Addicted to recieving head.
    I used to have sex upwards of 4 times a day, but it slowly slipped lower ..and lower..
    I'm not interested in pleasing the woman. Once in a while I'll lick her out, but only if it's 'cause I want to do it.
    I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.
    I never use condoms.
    I like blood. Biting. Scratching.
    I like letting the bitch know she-is-one while we fuck.
    I like it when they wear special outfits for the occasion.
    I would never fuck someone over 19 unless I knew they were either virgins or close to it.
    English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
    I'm a pornoholic.
    I've jerked it exactly 487 times since I started writing this.
    Last edited by Rots takes your Daughters; 01-17-2008 at 05:22 PM.
    Molesting Dead Children



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    its true.
    i saw roten's penis yesterday.
    Quote Originally Posted by geneparmesan View Post
    the new movement.

    Roten For President.
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    Rots, you are a fuckin maniac. I don't know whether to slap you or shake your hand...and that is a great feeling.
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    Anyone can get sigged. We already went over this.

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    nice thread.and thanks for the tip bow chicawbowo.and damn rots you sound like a freak
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    rots i got a special nurse outfit for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roolete View Post
    salo i just saw your location, and its the first time ive ever wanted to type one of these:

    <3

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    Just wait, I'm making that trip to Canada.
    Molesting Dead Children



    Quote Originally Posted by sex without condoms View Post
    its true.
    i saw roten's penis yesterday.
    Quote Originally Posted by geneparmesan View Post
    the new movement.

    Roten For President.
    Quote Originally Posted by trowel View Post
    Rots, you are a fuckin maniac. I don't know whether to slap you or shake your hand...and that is a great feeling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Slushi View Post
    Anyone can get sigged. We already went over this.

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    ahhh...if u order me in from qc ill help u outy on a hard 3x threesom
    please say yesss........................a thumb.....u shoulda stuck at least a dido in ur pussy and his cock up your ass....anyhow.....we have this popular idol from the 80z 90z wich had a show called passepartout......and the show ran for like 30 years....it was this one man with puppets...i fucked his daughter 6 hours with short spliff/wine breaks , atm all the way...she was so sluytty....i came in her eye an shit....i tell that story to everyone ii meet.....so proud of myself....if she goes one eye blind ill know it mightve been me....hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rots takes your Daughters View Post
    English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
    AHA GIRLS DO LIKE SEX AT A YOUNG AGRE ROUND HERE,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rots takes your Daughters View Post
    Oooooh best thread ever.

    I'm a necrophiliac.
    Addicted to recieving head.
    I used to have sex upwards of 4 times a day, but it slowly slipped lower ..and lower..
    I'm not interested in pleasing the woman. Once in a while I'll lick her out, but only if it's 'cause I want to do it.
    I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.
    I never use condoms.
    I like blood. Biting. Scratching.
    I like letting the bitch know she-is-one while we fuck.
    I like it when they wear special outfits for the occasion.
    I would never fuck someone over 19 unless I knew they were either virgins or close to it.
    English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
    I'm a pornoholic.
    I've jerked it exactly 487 times since I started writing this.
    488, 489...

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    That reminds me. Women should learn to drink jizz or enjoy a facial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sex without condoms View Post
    its true.
    i saw roten's penis yesterday.
    Quote Originally Posted by geneparmesan View Post
    the new movement.

    Roten For President.
    Quote Originally Posted by trowel View Post
    Rots, you are a fuckin maniac. I don't know whether to slap you or shake your hand...and that is a great feeling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Slushi View Post
    Anyone can get sigged. We already went over this.


 

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