Sex Thread

[JETPACK!!]

thats not how i roll sbombs... i go for the chicks with self-esteem issues. they never say no, if i say "swallow my load" its swallowed. how the fuck does not wanting to lick a twat make me a fag? if anything licking a twat makes you a pussy whiped bitch that dosent have enough of a backbone to tell a bitch to fuck off when he wants her clit licked. dogs lick each others organs.. i dont.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Facial herpes, happening to more and more of America's youth.

[Slushi]

Is it true that if you don't use it.. you lose it?

[Baias]

I put bologna in the microwave and jerked off with it, this one time.

[JETPACK!!]

try a warm bagel with butter. or a warm tim hortons donut. OR a watermelon... also warmed up

[sketch3]

ohh for fucks sake, i like bagles and watrermellon, now wen ever i wanna eat them im gunna vision u humpig foodstuffs dressed in a gimpmask

[JETPACK!!]

just doin my part. enjoy the mental scarrings for life bud

[sketch3]

just doin my part. enjoy the mental scarrings for life bud

is that wat ur mum said wen u walked in on her with ur electric toothbrush up her vag?

[bowchicabowow]

Thank god my gf's vag tastes good and has only a light odor.

It was actually a good taste I was shocked! sweet and salty-ish. And no tuna smell.

And a tip fer eating out, not all girls like light clit play, my gf didn't react to it, but I had her moaning good when I just shoved my tounge up her hole

[RFI. SPit]

Oooooh best thread ever.


I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.

Man... me and kasm once had quite the long discussion about that haha

[cast LI]

lost my virginity in a parking lot up against the wall outside of a sweet16 a few novembers ago

[BIGel]

Thank god my gf's vag tastes good and has only a light odor.

It was actually a good taste I was shocked! sweet and salty-ish. And no tuna smell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...


AND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that great homie.

[SBOMBS]

yo igel spitout on some horny l-a latyina sluts

[voyse]

thats not how i roll sbombs... i go for the chicks with self-esteem issues. they never say no, if i say "swallow my load" its swallowed. how the fuck does not wanting to lick a twat make me a fag? if anything licking a twat makes you a pussy whiped bitch that dosent have enough of a backbone to tell a bitch to fuck off when he wants her clit licked. dogs lick each others organs.. i dont.

lol you must only get ugly girls

[a maze]

I'm still a virgin! Someone plz suck my peepee, LOLMAO

[SKriBL*666]

Back seat of my car.
She was bent over giving me the mouf on the pee pee.
Finger was all up in here.

She busts some ass. =(

I tell her i didnt hear anything

[nero112]

sex in a cinema is awesome .... n yeah use your tuonge alot in foreplay and your fingers ...n only yell tal-e-hoe wen ure riding her if she finds it funny

[a maze]

sex in a cinema is awesome .... n yeah use your tuonge alot in foreplay and your fingers ...n only yell tal-e-hoe wen ure riding her if she finds it funny

wow, I'm never gonna find a girl like that.

[nero112]

you gotta get right in the corner n go watch some jackshit movie that noone goes to eg.fred cluas
she the one i been with for a good while now ... basicly were in this bookstore n were sitting on the couch n sh's like mad horny cos im like whispirin some shit to her go to the cinema n in the back i was lickin her out for a good 45 mins n then we just went for it n hoped we didnt get caught ..sex in public(thumbs up)

[arsoni2]

you people are sick