The Herbal Remedy Thread!

[Vagrant]

Gather 'round children. I have a story to tell.
So last wednesday night I had been weedless for about a week, as I was unable to reach my dealer, and was heading to a fav bar to do some drinking with the guys. I rode my 2003 Honda Ruckus scooter, my main mode of transportation in summers.
As soon as I pull of my street and onto a main avenue there is this car riding my ass, reving its engine, and honking. I kept riding and thinking to myself "who the fuck is this asshole? I'm not going to let some prick ruin my night." I figured it was some kid making fun of my HOG. After a few blocks I look back at the car, glare at it, then move to the side. He comes up along side and it turns out to be non-other than my dealer. "Pull over brah, I've got some dank shit let's smoke!"
So I pulled over and parked my scooter and hopped in his car. We smoked and it was delish. I mentioned how I was out of weed and was trying to get ahold of him to get a new 8th. Turns out he had one bag on him and I scored it. He followed me to the bar so I could withdraw cash for the bud. 35$ for an 8th of decently dank weed. A sale that he made by nearly running down a customer.
I learned a valuable lesson that night. Not ever car that rides your ass, honks, and revs is a prick. Sometimes really good things can happen

[n_noodles]

fuck outdoor its all about the ins

[blaje]

smoked some dank shit last night, I'm hacking up a lung right now though

[Tokenkaligreens]

haha funny story vagrant, just got a scooter recently its like a el bello but not lol with a gy6. shits fun to ride and cant beat the gas milage.

[Loki X Sho]

mmmm got a new bowl lastnight..i named it Helden, its german for hero haha..cause that thing saved my life.

[Vagrant]

I should post some pictures of it in the rides thread. I painted the whole thing satin black, and bolted on some army surplus ammo boxes for custom saddlebags. The right side box is covered in band stickers and various bumperstickers.

[mtown]

i'm so baked right now,i smoked 2j's but i didn't feel anything because i had ritalin so i;m high now

[PeeInTheShower]

k that made no sense...

you know, if i know that i'm going to jail for violation of probation, i might as well take a dump in the cup and give it to my probation officer. i mean shit, why not? what are they going to charge me with? "failure to take drug test properly?"

[dior]

i made a triple perculater its dope i get 4 hits outa it and since i didnt get high this weekend my friend is gunna get me og kush nxt weekend

[JackieChanRollin]

k that made no sense...

you know, if i know that i'm going to jail for violation of probation, i might as well take a dump in the cup and give it to my probation officer. i mean shit, why not? what are they going to charge me with? "failure to take drug test properly?"

I lol'd.
You should do it, just to see the look on his face.

[Loki X Sho]

i wish i had just one bowl rght now to calm my raging hangover hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MAST]

i'm gonna fiend for that shit in the morning as well. i went to a show tonight and could just smell the skunk and opium in the air and almost cried.

[Loki X Sho]

Yeah dude I went to a show tn too and I got too drunk to function like a normal human, then fucked myself over and now im definitely gonna yuke it

[MAST]

hahahah i feel ya. i didn't get too drunk tonight cause i've got shit to do tomorrow, but i've got a case of beer30 awaiting wednesday when i finish exams. then it's a week and a half of getting shitttttttty with everybody before i leave.

[yall heard of me]

k that made no sense...

you know, if i know that i'm going to jail for violation of probation, i might as well take a dump in the cup and give it to my probation officer. i mean shit, why not? what are they going to charge me with? "failure to take drug test properly?"

i kno u some punk from dade, you goin to the second floor and they guna put u in the box right after u pee jusr refuse you idiot they guna put u in anyways

[unreal180]

why is every1 all up about bowls over in america iv had them befor and there just shit.
buckets and pull throughs are the way to go but you cant beat a nice joint

[mtown]

just the normal joint is nice enough,or a secret agent if your walking through the city

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

k not everyone in america
i barely ever touch bowls
only blunts i find joints a waste because they burn SOOO fast

this is a nice lil .6 blunt for my wake n bake right now

[Loki X Sho]

Yeah same here Im a blunt lover haha. I have a few bowls but they barely get use. Joints do indeed burn way too fast, I never smoke em. I cant even roll joints that good, but I can roll a nice green game haha!

[La Coka Nostra]

my garbage can in my room is filled with green game boxes.
probably go through about one a day.

i'm out of weed though, and i'm too lazy to go pick up more.
i scraped my bowl the other day at work, so i got this resin ball that weighs .5.
shit's gross.