Yo.. Yo... Yo..
You're fat
like a fucking cat
My rhymes is dope
You still live at home
Your rhymes are lacking
My favorite pokemon is slaking
.. sorry guys, I'm white.
Yo.. Yo... Yo..
You're fat
like a fucking cat
My rhymes is dope
You still live at home
Your rhymes are lacking
My favorite pokemon is slaking
.. sorry guys, I'm white.
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. VarnadoOriginally Posted by ribcage
dude i smoked so much i don't se nor black nor white
My lungs are on fire i gotta go drink some sprite
I feel like a fuckin stranger in the nite
Singin' like frank sinatra in the day light
If i say white power i wouldn't be right
beacuse if you are white we have mo might
i feel like a racist just saying those upper two lines
And i got to fight cuz i got no more rhymes
Fuck i just got it, the guy either trolls or whines
Well im fuckin' tired let's go fuck some.... chimes?
Cow Kru Siroki Brijeg
Welcome to the Balkan
Fuck some chimes??, is this mechanicality
Magic maladies, cook rappers and taggers post technicality
You get home from your shift, back to bed ya girl is dragging me
better stick to tagging b, cus your rap style is lagging see
Write rhymes and graffiti outlines, im makin moves
come thru my hood wit wack tags, we rob ya paint and take ya shoes
Cus Wash Heights NYC, Be where i reside
After i finish dese lyrics, there'll be no place to hide
.... And Boom Goes The Dynamite
Need Beats?
www.soundcloud.com/presspley or www.presspley.bandcamp.com
Well shit, I'm a lover not a fighter,
oh hey did you know your girl was a biter?
After you told me about her, I had to hit her up.
Spend the day talking to her and I knew she was down to fuck.
She said I made her so wet,
that our plans were already set. Saturday she came down, and I popped up,
whipped out my dick so hard, gave her an upper cut.
Hahah homie, you know she likes it rough?
She was riding me so hard she couldn't get enough!
But I gave it to her good,
no dirty shit, nothing hood.
Just good ol' fashion sex on the floor,
after we were done, she was begging me for more.
She got on her hands and knees
started crawling towards me saying, "please nick, please!"
So I asked her about you giving her, her fix.
And she said "compared to you, DIRTYTIPZ doesn't even have a dick.
But he tries to spit, rhymes and verses all the time.
Half of the time it only sounds like whines."
Her voice was getting on my nerves,
so I shoved my cock in her mouth and gave her what she deserves.
Look now I know you aint fuckin with my homie bilnek
cause youre shits soundin dead but you aint been killed yet
so why the fuck you makin noise and causin racket
take a step back kid, I'll put you in a kasc-et
your weak with the words theres no way to mask it
im laughin at how you're quick to hate but easy to manipulate
yea I know I'm fly something like a cockpit
but you're just a hole for a lotta dick take it out now you gotta grip
if you think youre anywhere near my altitude get ahold of yourself
before i drop to your level crush you like cars beneath boulders that fell
pray for this man the one for whom they're tollin the bell
talkin about cookin rappers and robbin like youre hardcore
reply to me with a quote and get slammed like a car door...
I've been listening to lil b's new shit tonight, I think it influenced me
edit
Looking back it seems pointless like safety scissors
my flat black voice is lost in voids and fissures
the unspoken name as old as adam and eves
attempting feats to bold for kidnappers and thieves
walls in the public eye we leave burned like michael westin
another judge will try to feed sentence so I've learned my lesson
eat my word get indigestion, throw it up
plant IEDs and wait for impression, blow them up
the infidels in citadels of jurisdiction
cast spells of blue magic to inhibit the vision
it's hard to fuck shit up with cops on my dick like circumcision...
Last edited by Norfsuthr; 09-03-2011 at 02:25 AM.
The quality on this thread is slowly going down. I peep in sometimes just to see, and I have yet to see anything that makes me want to instigate a battle.
hey, im gonna start anew because i am original
to say yalls is rappers is a move that id call criminal
critical condition, thats what im about ta leave ya in,
and you'll need to get a crowbar to get these nuts off of ya girl's chin
im just attacking these "emcees" so please dont get confused
to come against me? pu-leeze, ill floss your teeth with my pubes
and fuck your skull with my dick, your shitty flows make me sick,
ya better get good real quick, or meet your face to this brick
of lyrical shit i spit, it will make more than a click, when your cranium splits.
nowwwww, i start to wonder why i bothered to write this,
when i know the next diss coming, will be flaccid and lifeless.
you battle my words that were born out of greatness,
and you have to top my shit, i bet you really fucking hate this
but dont blame me for your lack, of vocab and flow,
i guess you just didnt know, that im unbeatable.
your're just some lame average joe, and im like, made out of gold
@kidreny shut the fuck up wigger, you over here lurkin wearin hilfiger like a fake nіgga
yous a rich boy pussy gettin no nookie, last thing you fuckin fucked was a hairy wookie
...and it was a man, with no fuckin plan, he went fist deep in ya with his fuckin hand
God damn I cant take that fuckin smell, and he was underaged, see you in hell
Dont even think we goin there for the same thing, Ima be up in there for eating you mothers mutha-fuckin brains
And your mothers pussy, we go way back to highschool fuckin and playin hookey
But thats not all I eat, crows, toes, and hoes be just as sweet, .......been eatin em daily in the fuckin streets
But thats me, we dont got the same taste, you be quick to snitch like its a damn race
Its a damn race, to the faggot finish line, but you aint got to worry, take your fuckin time
It was the race^^^, that kept you gone, its the only reason why you aint post in sooooo long
yeah you came in last, but you still won, have you consider suicide, do you have a gun?
Kid-reny the half penny patriot, go on now nіgga eat a fuckin DICK!!!
...no hate lol
O holy shit we got a post ninja swoopin in, I read his rap without a fuckin grin
Cause he has no bars, when im finished with you you'll have twenty scars
But o shit wait I dont want to waste my time, with a pussy ass nіgga little bitch like freek-nine
he thinks im the average joe, when in reality I be pushin pounds of blow
Pounds of snow, is what hes burried in, killed him then stayed the night at a sheraton
Say what?! you think you made out of gold?! I stay gettin mo cash than you since I was a day old
Straight out the womb, with no silver spoon, I be gettin money like dynopark tycoon, I got more money then in Imhotep's sandy tomb
O shit, you never played that game? God damn nіgga no wonder you so lame
Last edited by ribcage; 09-05-2011 at 05:32 AM.
Looking back I remember you being accused of lowering said quality. Not to say I'm helping the matter, but I'll get better eventually.
no bars but ten cars i got in my garage, from ten yards you'll see stars from under my barrage.
youll get scars when i cut you up for my collage, glue the pieces back together like a decoupage.
normally i wouldnt bother with this crap but you call that shit rap and i just cant let that happen,
so i spit back and i deconstruct your whack shit and and hit you with my fat fists cause you deserve a slappin'
you say you sell pounds of blow and make mad cash, well ima call you out on being fucking fake ass,
you say im not gold, i say that you are fake brass, and if you say im wrong ill leave you in a brace, cast
comparing us is like quake to call of duty, your disses go right through me, like im real and your just 2D
and if your girl is hot then i will call her a cutie and stick it in her booty, then kick her out cause im rude, B.
but if shes ugly and only has like, two teeth, then best believe i aint going anywhere near her coochie.
you say you got game, i say that that is bullshit. ribcage, why dont you go home and take another crack hit.
or get your fucking back split, when i go fucking apeshit, you should find some safety cause i dont think that you can take this!!!
O gawd that shit was truly awful, your rhymes are wack you should grab a palmful
Of deez nutts, you couldnt get w/ my chick, but she prolly fuck you in the butt
With a fuckin strap on, your shit will be so fucked up you'll need a tampon
Cause your a pussy, your more queer the kidreny, and hes a wussy
you should take a minute and step back, go get an education while I smoke my crack
Come back when you've learned how to rhyme, and maybe I will spend a little more time
-Shittin on you, your rhymes are dog poo, when you open your mouth thats when the shit spew
Like everyone else, your a hater, hard till you get wet like a now and later
Hard till you get broken like a piece of glass, you think your tight, nіgga please, kiss my ass
Wanna talk about pussy? your girl delivers blows like uppercuts, nothin sensual just fuckin sluts but I switch it up like nuckin futs
a new direction, aimed for risk and danger like no protection, this gladiator told to kill those who reckon, dominator of the ring since I stepped in
native to this game like a redskin, in my mind it's lucid like aquafina that I'm runnin with tards like the ringer, they fail like in physics to grasp my linguistics
like an asian parent the way I hit kids, in the fields of nam I learned the art of war, leavin no corpses I'm a carnivore, dreaded by emcees like the carter four
and that's not a compliment to lil wayne.
you herbs on the internet battle tip
need to fuckign quit
cause it makes you look like a bitch
stepoutside and spark a cipher
yous your mind as bic and flip your script
freestee or writs
step in my zone ill have you running away from the microphone
have you like e.t and phone home
All of you are misguided
Biased Opinions to where nothings two sided
Know take a deep breath
be Zen
Fill your souls to new depths
We're all Kin
One love my brother
single Partisan positions taught by your mother
corrupting this thread
poison filling every word spread
Nation under fire
civilians under the red white and blue tire
Set the good mood
Because I just dissed all of you
for your bad karma attitudes
fool needs to cool it
before you get rolled and die, not talkin six sided
it's your idea of kinship thats fuckin misguided
I'm the bullet but you're quick to bite it
I'm quick to purge the board like im on a diet
strike of the 4th reich with ethnic cleansing
I find my zen killin kids sippin tea with ginseng
Do i need to draw it out like hentai?
you're the padawan I'm sensei
holdin you over a cliff like MJ
thats another out the park no fenway
Damn, this kinda sucks haha.
Touche, Good sir
But Unfortunately my emotions cannot be stirred
I'll swallow your hatefull bullets whole
Absorb them with the innocence of a million souls
I don't need it visualized
but you need a lesson
My rhymes are vitalized
by the blood of my veins son
You say I'm a padawan
bitch, I'm yoda
I'll mow your head like my lawn
Make you spit out soda
I'll rip your heart like your dr.jones
I won't feel sorry, because your really all alone
Now I just riddled your rymes like Al Capone
And sent you back crying to your home
I loved the first line Norf, and the 7th one. 6th one made you seem like a natzi
Yo fuck you, you're none
im number one
yeah fuck you.. Im done
I'll go 3 rounds with shrooms girl, divide my kids into portions teach her a few things like strange contortions, Those lines cut me deep but it's cool- she dont like foreskins.
And you don't want me to get into rank and number but I'll give you a hint you come from the land down under. See your second post would be a double dip recession, but you can try again like bush for a 3rd election...
Y'all suck more than streetwhores with debt like the hellens
I bust off starting war like the elegant Helen
my flows more liquid than the US trade market
I'm fly like 747's you stay Clark Kent
you're all fucked like italians paying harlots to fuck in they armpits
my mouth's insane in the brain you can't block it
not even with millitary aid from the states isrealian troops and rockets
and UN reports whitewashing the sea blockage
I stay outta the limelight like discussion of public importance
smile when I see weak MC's run they mouths like Usain Bolt and
when electorates are voting
I'm poking holes in facades, peeking in
then passing it to you when the sewage starts leaking in
coloring you brown like Gordon
I'm like an early 90's Michael Jordan
Tiger Woods, Roger Federer
the best MC you'll ever meet etc.
born ill like child predators
in 2010 they built me a pediestal
called the Bujr Khalifa in Dubai, United Arab Emirates
that's how it went I'm the best heavensent is less
so instead of just trying to spit you better join the rest of us
who thinks that you're hopeless and I'm the dopest to ever bust
Boom!
lol
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