Diss The Person Above You-Freestyle Battle Cypher

[Riss]

Extra extra, it's Riss with that cheddar
some MC attend me
but they heads meet my knees because noone can do it better
you're fly like a flight of stairs
I always step up, get up, never under pressuere
the phattest MC since Big Punisher, fucking ya
dropping godly hot rhymes around the liposucked
it's like BOOM! SLAP!! and another fucker bites the dust
all y'all toys are headed for a dark place
like the ones Norf use to stimulate his prostate with
your heartrate is, the speed of neutrinos
like if a dorito addict should meet Al Pacino
ayo you're shivering, just look at your face ho
you seem a little tense like I'm Merkel and you're George Papandreou

[Norfsuthr]

Why do you think youre good, who the fuck knows
finger in buttholes and licking em youre not eating doritos
only thing like coke you know is speedos been on the net too long and got an ego
But I'm back smoothly chain smoking kids like cloves feeling like the punisher when I reload
looking for that ko go for blows to your nose and your out cold me and travolta sayin just breathe ho
For reals though I'll fuck you up like cars that got t-boned
youre foul like easy hoes so you let me sink this one like free throws

[hasemler]

Aight kids, it's like this, i light lids, killing mic's early like sids.

I'm back like kcab backwards, i steal jaws and rack words, never flash first, because i have acts to back verbs, im going in, hat first, bent bill before me, that's the jist of the story, im pissed yall bore me, where's the lyricism, descriptions to commandeer a vision? Extra extra who's next ta, sign on and see riss try and deflect a, blast of text from the massive jets, that propel my mind forth, burning all matter, leaving time scorched with my rhyme's torch? Im on some can't stop someone help me shit, too sick, far from healthy shit, top of the brain stem, i have fucked up thoughts but i cant blame them, just chain them, work them up and exchange them, it's simply inertia, i use my pain to hurt ya, every action has a reaction, so how will you be react to me smashing, undoubtebly thrashing, and trashing like this forum is a landfill, uh oh flatline, your heart is at a stand still, damn chill, i'm finished for the monent, because this moment i own it, your time you loan it.

[Tempo718]

wow yall ah hella sloppy
ya rhymes can neva top me
Im the mc to try an beat
cause I rhyme straight from the street
i could put ya onblast too fast
walkin home bare feet after tha last class
show up 2 school the next day with a poloroid pic
of your shit in a dumpster like suck my dick
I run your pockets anychance I can
quick as I can like the gingerbread man
look at your body its mad scronny
I could duff ya on deck im so brawly hardbody

[Norfsuthr]

Under rated spittin in stealth under the radar, calculating lines so my rhymes shine like a quasar, been at it for a while but no viagra I stay hard, spray tards with tranq darts break arms and clavicles, meditate in the train yard demonstrate muy thai, get my poise right rip the mic they say the boy's nice and they go with my flows, all about the top level like a roof plan so I'm burning on the go, roll up two grams, no tucan just follow your nose...

[KidReny!]

Aight kids, it's like this, i light lids, killing mic's early like sids.

I'm back like kcab backwards, i steal jaws and rack words, never flash first, because i have acts to back verbs, im going in, hat first, bent bill before me, that's the jist of the story, im pissed yall bore me, where's the lyricism, descriptions to commandeer a vision? Extra extra who's next ta, sign on and see riss try and deflect a, blast of text from the massive jets, that propel my mind forth, burning all matter, leaving time scorched with my rhyme's torch? Im on some can't stop someone help me shit, too sick, far from healthy shit, top of the brain stem, i have fucked up thoughts but i cant blame them, just chain them, work them up and exchange them, it's simply inertia, i use my pain to hurt ya, every action has a reaction, so how will you be react to me smashing, undoubtebly thrashing, and trashing like this forum is a landfill, uh oh flatline, your heart is at a stand still, damn chill, i'm finished for the monent, because this moment i own it, your time you loan it.

Nice.

I came back to proceed to kill your fundementals
Left for a minute and your under the impression that you got skills
Ima bring you faggots down a level to remind you who's the only
Master of the rhymes, your Wooki I'm Kinobi
Oh please back off now son, your being sensless
Conquering the server and I'm doing it relentless
Yall *****'s think ya dope just cause you did coke that was a capful
Oh bitch please, Im gettin fly off of RedBull

BARANGADANGADANGADANG SWAG!

[Norfsuthr]

Looks like originality is absent, ab rhyme schemes are cat in the hat shit but i dont want beef just jump into traffic. The fact is I'm dope like smack in your veins, have you rackin your brains for words to combat this magic. You got redbull? lemme have it, Im fallin asleep reading this. If you're a master then bring it bitch, cause you cant fuck with this like two penises, smart asses everywhere but few geniuses, "yo chupo" tell me what the meaning is

[Tempo718]

ayo papi chulo you coo tho since I smash on ya momz an all
member at ya wedden in the bathroom stall
we was goin hard she was like oh my god
then you open tha do an said .... mom?
as I had her round ass in ma palm
as alam an alla dat to ma momz word
me an her was goin obserd everybody prolly herd
the noise commin out about that
that really was some shit so wack
had to say I sorry an if ya wan I pay ya back
she only said $50 wen she got swoop off tha track
never got to hand her tha bread
cuz when she saw you she ran up out the bed.
I dont blame ya ass for turn around and goin yo way
after I had no choice but to point the gauge in yo face
look its nothin we could jus leave it at that
jus let it me kno that ya boy could attack

[extinct]

you cant even spell door right,
you think your hood,
e-thug bitches can get off the floor aight,
I got your girl locked up,
an I alone hold the key,
BITCH why the fuck am I doing this.
unless said ALOUD this is just poetry.

[Tempo718]

dude yor bogus as hell sayin how i canot spell
your bitchass comments repel as I propel some gun shells
go back to chuckie cheese these nukles dont fuq wit me
but if ya wana see u jus migh begin to bleed an then continue to proceed
too need a ambulance ideed cuz i got too much speed like u didnt believe
but what one precedes can neva fuck wit dese nuts

[parasiticruffian]

Nice.

I came back to proceed to kill your fundementals
Left for a minute and your under the impression that you got skills
Ima bring you faggots down a level to remind you who's the only
Master of the rhymes, your Wooki I'm Kinobi
Oh please back off now son, your being sensless
Conquering the server and I'm doing it relentless
Yall *****'s think ya dope just cause you did coke that was a capful
Oh bitch please, Im gettin fly off of RedBull

BARANGADANGADANGADANG SWAG!

to take course of the above said action to proceed you would actually have to have a win thats true indeed
you still obviously believe your own lies thats why you fail to fundamentalise in real life
In real life your avatars a wookie your mom looks like Whoopie you could never whoop me
the difference between you and me is the difference between a bouncer and a bookie
typin on your keyboard all night and you still couldn't get pushy
so full of yourself all that redbull must be goin to your head take that coke straw
and try drinking that redbull instead

[Aster.one]

First time doing this so here it goes

Shi7 this guys such a toy he writes "i love little boys"
When you out painting trains you maken to much noise,
Got your headphones in, bumpin to the beat,
What you dont know is you be atracting hella heat,
The cops roll up in there crown victoria,
They start kicking your ass worse than than a crack whore,
They throw you in the cruser and bring you to the precinct*,
When the cop turns and asks is this shi7 "BEAST" ink,
You stop and think how the f*ck did he know that,
Turns out he wrote in the throwback,
He thinks your shi7 should stay in pencil,
And shoots you in the face because bullets are despencible.

[KidReny!]

Handicapped flow ruffian stay with the limpin
Diamonds on my neck and I aint even pimpin
I aint afraid of these class act fag actresses
I put a mic in they hand and tell em put they money where they mouth is
We could go bar for bar and I come out winning
Charlie Sheen in this bitch, like OJ I be killing
Fuck DJ Khale you show you *****s who the best is
Watch this, I kill em all, just gimme 5 seconds
Step back from the master thrown im the crownless king
Clawless cats are more useless than a yoyo with no string

[Aster.one]

Look at this bitch kidreny at least he can admit his life aint worth a penny,
He be gangster cause he cant even spell right, "i belong on a THRONE*",
I think more like shot and THROWN in a dumpster, i think you sir are a fag who should be wearing tights,
Dancing on stage in a flaming rage, at the people laughing at your gay face,
I think you need to slow down, and take this game at your own pace..

[KidReny!]

I dont give a fuck about ya pussy ass bitch
Fucked ya girl last night and she left with me an itch
She fat as fuck, so I didnt want to feed her
The bitch eats so much that she at Justin Beiber
***** Im Carson Daily, I'm Reggie Miller
Dope on my nuts I'm the cocaine dealer
65 bitches and they call me Reggie Miller BASED GOD!

[Aster.one]

Lol look at this kid, thinks hes rich shit,
My girl bad, badder than yours, she be one smoken hot bitch,
Oh and about that itch, musta got it from your sister,
i f**ked her and left with my dick covered in blisters,
Before i fucked her she told me you kissed her, toung and all,
She said she sucked your dick and balls, son you a joker,
thats why your girls at my house letten me poke her,
We do that shit 3 way, well you at home rubben one out to 3 gays!

[RustedHands]

Lol look at this kid, thinks hes rich shit,
My girl bad, badder than yours, she be one smoken hot bitch,
Oh and about that itch, musta got it from your sister,
i f**ked her and left with my dick covered in blisters,
Before i fucked her she told me you kissed her, toung and all,
She said she sucked your dick and balls, son you a joker,
thats why your girls at my house letten me poke her,
We do that shit 3 way, well you at home rubben one out to 3 gays!

okay..So if i was at home jerkin to 3 gays,
why the hell would I give a damn about my ex and a 3 way, While im sitten at home watchin my ex in a 3 way!!
Im crazy get off the wrong exit on freeway,
let go of the stearing wheel, pop the clutch and start to freebase!
show up at ur moms house and hide in the bush for three days..
wait for that bitch and ur little sister to walk out, pop out and proceed in a threeway!
blisters on my dick ur moms got a rough tounge, ur sister licked my ass while she high fived with ur mom..!
I took a shower in ur crib and then cuddled with ur mom,
ur little brother walked in so i intoduced him to a bong,
he said mommy wheres daddy she said "Fuck that *****s Gone!"

[Pickton's Pigpen]

fresh king crab and lobster.... i eat that.


a white kid rapping... i be that.


two and a half men..... i watch that.

[lord_plankton]

me, very cool, gimme your number ill message you
a virus, and a porn pic of your sister eating a my dick

[parasiticruffian]

Handicapped flow ruffian stay with the limpin
Diamonds on my neck and I aint even pimpin
I aint afraid of these class act fag actresses
I put a mic in they hand and tell em put they money where they mouth is
We could go bar for bar and I come out winning
Charlie Sheen in this bitch, like OJ I be killing
Fuck DJ Khale you show you *****s who the best is
Watch this, I kill em all, just gimme 5 seconds
Step back from the master thrown im the crownless king
Clawless cats are more useless than a yoyo with no string

you already told me what you be drivin so dont start rappin to me about diamonds
real hip-hop aint about shine - though you definitely bring the whine - thats credit due
wake up already and believe it, i believe that it's true, even a fag actresses aint afraid of you
so think twice before tryn to take me bar hoppin cuz we can go round for round - shots and pounds
either way you'll end up - face down - so hold that head in shame - oj and charlie? even your name drops are lame
everything you say is the same on this thread, how much longer will you remain- i'll never drop the beef
you aint a king but, you've got a crown in your teeth you couldn't plan an instrument that had only one string
compared to you clawless cats are really really mean