Scheme is gay.

 

yeah i'll second that.

but cat piss glows in the dark. i forget where i heard that.

 

ill third it

 

I completely disagree.

 

crack is wack.....





pot is not?

 

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado


Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

 

you cant lick your fucking elbow
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youre probably trying to do it right now..lol

 

moving hurts

i have a boner

im watching porn

 

Sharting is completely possible (don't ask me how I know).

 

If you throw candy in front of a fire truck in a parade, little kids WILL go after it.

hahahaha, I love the airhorn on our trucks.

 

one time, proper, pee in the shower, and montana painter all met up up and gave eachother handjobs, they all totally closed their eyes though and pretended that it was a girl jacking them off and that they were just playing a butter churning video game, so it was totally no homo

 

It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing.

 

You are more likely to be struck by lightning than you are to be eaten by a shark.

 

enzymes are biolodgical catalists

science coursework *****hs

 

it's illegal to poach kangaroos in arizona

human existance can be recorded as far back as about 100,000 years, and the dinosaurs went extenict about 65 million years ago... which means we could have evloved and went extinct around 425 times since the end of dinosaurs to present day... really makes you realize how insignificant we are...

 

male sea horses give birth

 

the ninja turtals would fuck over the powerrangers

 

maybe shredder, the ninja turtles were herbs, SHELL SHOCK.

 

you can never lick tha moon