Girls
Discuss situations your in to get a girl. Ill start
So at school theres this girl at my school that ive like for a while now, ive talked alot to her, i told one of my boys and he Now says he likes her and is trying to go out with her. What the Fuck do I do
sounds like you're in high school?!?! middle school?!?
anyways, im drunk..... i just approved your topic so some of the more "mature" BS users can give you some advice.
starting with me.
fuck it! go after her, 9 times outa 10 ANY high school relationship is NOT going to last. have fun while you are still young. whats the worst part that can happen?
she denies you and gives you no play? who cares. life goes on. high school life means shit once you get older. Again, just go for it before your friend does. If he gives you drama for it, shake him off your friends list. that aint no homie.
he pretty much summed it up. what you dont do now, your gonna wish you did later. trust me
go for it dog, balls to the wall. and if homeboy wants to cloud your day with some drama, sock him in the mouth
get the girl then do graffiti on her and post pictures
Originally Posted by El Chupacabre
Sounds like a plan? Sounds like a plan.
No More Weekly Toy Battles.
word. dont waste any opportunities man, i did and i regret it.
fist.
well there we go. spit game and take it slow, but not too slow!
i already said it but here we go again
punch him in the fucking neck and tell him to step off.
MIXTECHS.CA
^ BAHAHHAHA.
I co-sign that comment.
if hes your boy he'll step off with not you better get to the throat punching.
ps. LOLKobe.
MIXTECHS.CA
if hes your boy then hell go out and get another one so you can both get hammared and gangbang...
yeaaahhhhhh
^this guy knows what hes talking bout
past experience??
syrup in my cup maayne hold up.]
well that's a pretty shitty friend. when i was in high school i really didn't have girls "i liked", they were just girls i wanted to take back to my parents house, drug her with ghb, and keep her under my bed for a couple of days.
so rape as many chicks as you can now, because when you're old and your dick is all wrinkly, you're going to be too occupied with a wife and kids and a big important job to be raping 17 year old girls.
im gonna pass this on tae you.
its passed down from every father tae their son in glasgow. and seein as a probably pumped yer maw at some stage i feel i needa step up to the plate here.
"Go Forth And Get It Pumped"
Bad BAD YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE! But basically "all is fair in love and war" go for it make the best of it atleast at the minimum get a handjob out of her is my advice. Now as for your friend...Tell him to back the fuck up before he gets smacked the fuck up
disclaimer: I do not commit or condone any illegal acts, nor am I affiliated with anyone that does, regardless to anything that I post.
a penis pump? dude he's in highschool.
but for real, you should pull your friend aside, basically say, "bro, that shit's not cool. you know that". and if he says anything along the lines of "eat shit" then split buddy in his shit. simple as that.
I think he ment get a hand job lol
disclaimer: I do not commit or condone any illegal acts, nor am I affiliated with anyone that does, regardless to anything that I post.
This kid 'CaughtSlippin' has no style. If you don't have enough to get a girl, you won't be able to hold up the relationship.
LOL LOL LOL
no i meant like have intercourse with her lol.
pump is like common scottish vernacular for "have sex with lol".
LOL u guys!
OMG this thread is such LOL. like i just showed my friend and he totally lol'ed as well. LOL!
roflcopters i luv you *****
disclaimer: I do not commit or condone any illegal acts, nor am I affiliated with anyone that does, regardless to anything that I post.
haha cmon guys, i knew what he was sayin. he just meant get it fuckin done. hook it up and tap that shit.
On the real though, hit it or quit it. Either step ya mack game up and get the girl. Dont let it be something that you regret. like when i was in high school i stayed with this crazy bitch for like 2 plus years. most of which i was on some sort of drug, but thats beside the point. There was a good friend of mine, who was female lol that i had the biggest crush on the whole time, well i saw her not that long ago and had some drinks with her, turns out she liked me the whole time and i didnt do shit about it. She was cooler than my girl at the time, had much nicer tits than my girl, was skinnier and all around better but i didnt do shit about it. So do shit about it. dont regret it later.
If i ever get single,which i love the shit out of the girl im with now so im not worried about it, but if something happens and i become single like for good, not just my girl trippin, then guess who the first girl im chasin down is... yeah. So get the one your after.
SomeBodyKnows
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