http://omegle.com/ Put all yer Omegle patter in here daftys. im gonna hunt out the conversations i had saved n pap them in here aswell. heavy fun n games. Big Up Your Bad Self Proper!
this is the best one ive had by far You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: Hey You: are you aware you just lost the game Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU Stranger: DAVID? IS THAT YOU? You: hahaha howd you know? You: whats going on? Stranger: Educated guess Stranger: People have been looking for you man You: thats impressive You: yeah like who? Stranger: Every other anon You: so whats new with you lately? Stranger: Well not a lot dude, i've been really happy lately Stranger: what about you? You: same old Stranger: fair nuff You: why have you been so happy lately? Stranger: women Stranger: true love is a great thing You: youd beat the shit out of me if you knew half the things i did with your woman Stranger: Oh I think I would Stranger: What's her name though? You: you dont know how many times ive masturbated to her You: were talking about... right? Stranger: are we? You: ummm i believe haha Stranger: inb4 404 in that case You: EXACTLY! You: I FUCKED HER SEVERAL TIMES IN THE ASSHOLE! Stranger: not even I get to do that! You: hahah im just joking with you bro Stranger: I know You: DUDE You: i have a really really deep secret i need to get off my chest Stranger: tell me man Stranger: you accidentally the whole thing? You: brb one second You: phone Stranger: OH GOD Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO WAS PHONE? Stranger: TELL ME You: no it was just mom You: but for real.. Stranger: oh i see Stranger: tell me You: im too embarassed to say this face to face Stranger: right You: shit Stranger: poop? You: i dont know if this is the right time to tell you.. Stranger: I think it is Stranger: Actually I have something to tell you too Stranger: but you go first You: trust me this is BIG You: you go first Stranger: I think yours is bigger than mine so i think you should go first You: no you go first PLEASE haha Stranger: well Stranger: i lynched a ****** last week and he bled out in an alley, no one knows i was there Stranger: i didn't mean to do it but everyone else was just so into it Stranger: i have trouble sleeping at night Stranger: your turn dude :/ You: hahah You: i am a homosexual You: david is a homosexual You: there You: i said it Stranger: WHAT Stranger: NO Stranger: THIS CANT BE You: no jokes Stranger: DAVID IS NOT A FAGFAG Stranger: THIS IS NOT TRUE You: yeah You: not even joking Stranger: you're a homosexual irl dude? Stranger: i respect that You: thanks, i knew you would understand You: i dont know, im just so confused lately Stranger: i'm a bisexual myself Stranger: it's better to just embrace it You: actually? You: i respect that dude You: i think i might have a little bi in me too Stranger: Stranger: so you didn't really mean that about raping my girl did you? You: maybe Stranger: You: haha joking You: nah i wouldnt touch that ugly piece of shit with a twelve foot pole Stranger: fair enough Stranger: true beauty is on the inside You: but i did fuck her once or twice Stranger: when? You: about 3 months ago You: you were out of town You: i forget why Stranger: it must have been in the ass then dude because i broke her hymen 6 weeks ago You: i dont even remember, i was completely drunk Stranger: oh that's fair enough Stranger: Before I go Stranger: are you gonna be posting this on /b/? You: wait You: do you want to know another secret? Stranger: Sure You: this isnt "david" or whoever the fuck you thought this was. im just some random kid fucking with you Stranger: WHAT You: yep Stranger: YOU'RE NOT DAVID? You: sorry dude You: i have no clue who you are You: who david is Stranger: HOLY FUCKING JESUS'S BALLS ON FIRE You: hahaha sorry man i couldnt resist Stranger: either you're a really good troll or you're ignorant as fuck dude Stranger: I respect that Stranger: have a great night/afternoon/ whatever time zone you're in Stranger: Thank you for the nice chat You: peace
"Put all yer Omegle patter in here daftys." does that translate to "put all your omelet platters in here dawg" [Broken External Image]:http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4681/omeletandfruit.jpg
Stranger: иди на хуй Stranger: пидрила Stranger: грязная You: You can talk english? Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная Stranger: я тебя не понимаю Stranger: иди на хуй Stranger: мразь You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me. Stranger: you mather bich Stranger: fuck fuck fuck Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: 8=D You: wanna meet in rl You: ? Stranger: yes You: iight You: whats your address Stranger: show me ur photo at first You: okay You: hold on ill uplad one Stranger: female? Stranger: ?? You: yeah Stranger: good Stranger: i wait foto You: http://www.boston.com/news/globe/west/Missing-Girl-blog.jpg You: they took that pic last time i ran off to get some dick You: dome guy i met on here Stranger: fuck Stranger: bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...I dont know Stranger: are you alive? You: I think so Stranger: ok You: ... Stranger: are you us? You: no Stranger: ca Stranger: ? Stranger: where then? You: are you us... Stranger: american Stranger: I meant You: you mean do you live in the us? You: yes lol Stranger: oh You: im not a robot and I live in america You: and I hate america Stranger: texas? You: florida You: where do you live? Stranger: oh Stranger: so you're not wanted Stranger: dead or alive? You: ...actully I have a warrant Stranger: warrant? Stranger: from? You: do you write? Stranger: write what? You: poems Stranger: yes Stranger: 3 yrs ago Stranger: I did Stranger: shall I send? You: about? You: you should Stranger: what's ur name? You: no name You: poem Stranger: I'd like to dedicate Stranger: to you Stranger: do you not like Stranger: to be dedicated? Stranger: okay doesn't matter Stranger: poem is about nature Stranger: are u ready? You: waiting You: ::so excited:: Stranger: I want to free. Like a bee. On a tree. Making a honey comb. Like people build a home. Stranger: how's that? You: thats it... You: that fucking suck You: peace
conversations with this is funny sometimes. I was showed this site a couple days ago on a forum. Like not even 3 days ago.
Stranger: heyy You: ho Stranger: ur a ho You: ho ho whore Stranger: indeed You: im as sick as a aids infested pedophile Stranger: eeww thats sick You: correct You: im wachin reno 911 Stranger: ive heard of that Stranger: what is it You: it makes fun of cops You: the show Stranger: oh yeah You: do u live in da usa Stranger: no Stranger: i live in da uk innit You: i used to know some one from there he was cool but his mum was a dirty kunt Stranger: thats nice You: yep how old are u Stranger: 16 Stranger: u? You: 14 i like pussy Stranger: eew Stranger: mingin i guess they didnt like pussy?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: hi im 19 f usa Stranger: 22 m rus Stranger: what your name? You: rasputin spuztnksky Stranger: ) Stranger: what your name? Stranger: yanki You: vladamere yankovichameredeitre Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: sometimes i masterbate to rick astley, whos ur dirty secret crush? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: whats crack-a-lacking Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: so you wanna cyber You: yeah Stranger: ok im a girl Stranger: 16 Stranger: u a guy? You: yeah You: 17 Stranger: ok you start You: i dont know how You: im an iVirgin Stranger: shit Stranger: me too You: you want me to shit Stranger: lol no Stranger: thats just my reaction
hahahaha You: DO you live in africa You: ? Stranger: no Stranger: i dont live in africa You: Do you know where I could pick up some slaves then? You: I keep looking for people from Africa You: But I never find them Stranger: oo :/ You: and I have a shitload of corn that I need harvested Stranger: i understand You: Know where I can gind some ******s then? You: Deaf ones You: preferably You: so they can't talk You: Ya kno? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nobody likes me
Connecting to server... Stranger: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Center Your conversational partner has disconnected. The fuck? Stranger: heyy You: You ever killed a cat before? Stranger: no You: Cus my friend wants me to Stranger: why do u ask You: But i Just can't imagine how You: Like I skinned it already and stuff You: So the hard parts out of the way Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: C:> command.com You: what... You: are you kidding me? Stranger: <3 You: are you cerial? Stranger: cereal* Stranger: **super ceral You: this is the internets sir Stranger: ceral* You: spelling does not count Stranger: You: your cereal? You: are you... Stranger: ghandi You: FUCKING HOSTILE dadada daaaaa da daaaa You: dadada daaaaaaa da daaaa You: chuga chew chuga chew Stranger: ...-.- Stranger: -.-. You: enter kickass solo... Stranger: ...-...-...-...- You: to see To bleed Cannot be taught You: in turn You: your making us You: da da da You: da da da You: da da dada You: FUCKING HOSTILEEEEEEE pantera doesnt sux... no one wants to have fun on that site. theyre all like ASL? ASL? omg! WTF!
You: im naked You: u? Stranger: I danced the creeeew You: what the fuck Stranger: I am a Brazilian dancer, very bitch You: nice brazil looks nice You: u a girl Stranger: U $ 10 a dance done by the web cam You: how bout for free cause im nice ? You: u there Stranger: U $ 10 or anything ... so very tasty, you will love You: how bout15$ and you shove a broom up your ass You: and scream Stranger: stick a broom in the ass for $ 100 You: what thats outrages but ill by do you use paypall and give me a sample how do i know your not a guy Your conversational partner has disconnected wtf