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Omegle [Speak To Strangers]

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  1. C H E N Z O

    C H E N Z O Elite Member

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    http://omegle.com/

    Put all yer Omegle patter in here daftys.



    im gonna hunt out the conversations i had saved n pap them in here aswell.


    heavy fun n games.



    Big Up Your Bad Self Proper!
     
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2009
  2. klic

    klic Elite Member

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    this is the best one ive had by far

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: Hey
    You: are you aware you just lost the game
    Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
    Stranger: DAVID? IS THAT YOU?
    You: hahaha howd you know?
    You: whats going on?
    Stranger: Educated guess
    Stranger: People have been looking for you man
    You: thats impressive
    You: yeah like who?
    Stranger: Every other anon
    You: so whats new with you lately?
    Stranger: Well not a lot dude, i've been really happy lately
    Stranger: what about you?
    You: same old
    Stranger: fair nuff
    You: why have you been so happy lately?
    Stranger: women :)
    Stranger: true love is a great thing
    You: youd beat the shit out of me if you knew half the things i did with your woman
    Stranger: Oh I think I would
    Stranger: What's her name though?
    You: you dont know how many times ive masturbated to her
    You: were talking about... right?
    Stranger: are we?
    You: ummm i believe haha
    Stranger: inb4 404 in that case
    You: EXACTLY!
    You: I FUCKED HER SEVERAL TIMES IN THE ASSHOLE!
    Stranger: :( not even I get to do that!
    You: hahah im just joking with you bro
    Stranger: I know :)
    You: DUDE
    You: i have a really really deep secret i need to get off my chest
    Stranger: tell me man
    Stranger: you accidentally the whole thing?
    You: brb one second
    You: phone
    Stranger: OH GOD
    Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO WAS PHONE?
    Stranger: TELL ME
    You: no it was just mom
    You: but for real..
    Stranger: oh i see
    Stranger: tell me
    You: im too embarassed to say this face to face
    Stranger: right
    You: shit
    Stranger: poop?
    You: i dont know if this is the right time to tell you..
    Stranger: I think it is
    Stranger: Actually I have something to tell you too
    Stranger: but you go first
    You: trust me this is BIG
    You: you go first
    Stranger: I think yours is bigger than mine so i think you should go first
    You: no you go first PLEASE haha
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: i lynched a ****** last week and he bled out in an alley, no one knows i was there
    Stranger: i didn't mean to do it but everyone else was just so into it
    Stranger: i have trouble sleeping at night
    Stranger: your turn dude :/
    You: hahah
    You: i am a homosexual
    You: david is a homosexual
    You: there
    You: i said it
    Stranger: WHAT
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: THIS CANT BE
    You: no jokes
    Stranger: DAVID IS NOT A FAGFAG
    Stranger: THIS IS NOT TRUE
    You: yeah
    You: not even joking
    Stranger: you're a homosexual irl dude?
    Stranger: i respect that
    You: thanks, i knew you would understand
    You: i dont know, im just so confused lately
    Stranger: i'm a bisexual myself
    Stranger: it's better to just embrace it
    You: actually?
    You: i respect that dude
    You: i think i might have a little bi in me too :)
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: so you didn't really mean that about raping my girl did you?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: :(
    You: haha joking
    You: nah i wouldnt touch that ugly piece of shit with a twelve foot pole
    Stranger: fair enough
    Stranger: true beauty is on the inside
    You: but i did fuck her once or twice
    Stranger: when?
    You: about 3 months ago
    You: you were out of town
    You: i forget why
    Stranger: it must have been in the ass then dude because i broke her hymen 6 weeks ago
    You: i dont even remember, i was completely drunk
    Stranger: oh that's fair enough
    Stranger: Before I go
    Stranger: are you gonna be posting this on /b/?
    You: wait
    You: do you want to know another secret?
    Stranger: Sure
    You: this isnt "david" or whoever the fuck you thought this was. im just some random kid fucking with you
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: yep
    Stranger: YOU'RE NOT DAVID?
    You: sorry dude
    You: i have no clue who you are
    You: who david is
    Stranger: HOLY FUCKING JESUS'S BALLS ON FIRE
    You: hahaha sorry man i couldnt resist
    Stranger: either you're a really good troll or you're ignorant as fuck dude
    Stranger: I respect that
    Stranger: have a great night/afternoon/ whatever time zone you're in
    Stranger: Thank you for the nice chat
    You: peace
     
  3. dior

    dior Senior Member

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  4. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    Stranger: иди на хуй

    Stranger: пидрила

    Stranger: грязная
    You: You can talk english?
    Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная

    Stranger: я тебя не понимаю

    Stranger: иди на хуй

    Stranger: мразь
    You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me.
    Stranger: you mather bich
    Stranger: fuck fuck fuck

    Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.
     
  5. Werse

    Werse Elite Member

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: 8=D
    You: wanna meet in rl
    You: ?
    Stranger: yes
    You: iight
    You: whats your address
    Stranger: show me ur photo at first
    You: okay
    You: hold on ill uplad one
    Stranger: female?
    Stranger: ??
    You: yeah
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: i wait foto
    You: http://www.boston.com/news/globe/west/Missing-Girl-blog.jpg
    You: they took that pic last time i ran off to get some dick
    You: dome guy i met on here
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. GraffitiZoo

    GraffitiZoo Banned

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    ...I dont know

    Stranger: are you alive?
    You: I think so
    Stranger: ok
    You: ...
    Stranger: are you us?
    You: no
    Stranger: ca
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: where then?
    You: are you us...
    Stranger: american
    Stranger: I meant
    You: you mean do you live in the us?
    You: yes lol
    Stranger: oh
    You: im not a robot and I live in america
    You: and I hate america
    Stranger: texas?
    You: florida
    You: where do you live?
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: so you're not wanted
    Stranger: dead or alive?
    You: ...actully I have a warrant
    Stranger: warrant?
    Stranger: from?
    You: do you write?
    Stranger: write what?
    You: poems
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: 3 yrs ago
    Stranger: I did
    Stranger: shall I send?
    You: about?
    You: you should
    Stranger: what's ur name?
    You: no name
    You: poem
    Stranger: I'd like to dedicate
    Stranger: to you
    Stranger: do you not like
    Stranger: to be dedicated?
    Stranger: okay doesn't matter
    Stranger: poem is about nature
    Stranger: are u ready?
    You: waiting
    You: ::so excited::
    Stranger: I want to free.

    Like a bee.

    On a tree.

    Making a honey comb.

    Like people build a home.
    Stranger: how's that?
    You: thats it...
    You: that fucking suck
    You: peace
     
  7. -Wings-

    -Wings- Senior Member

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    conversations with this is funny sometimes. I was showed this site a couple days ago on a forum. Like not even 3 days ago.
     
  8. dior

    dior Senior Member

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    Stranger: heyy
    You: ho
    Stranger: ur a ho
    You: ho ho whore
    Stranger: indeed
    You: im as sick as a aids infested pedophile
    Stranger: eeww thats sick
    You: correct
    You: im wachin reno 911
    Stranger: ive heard of that
    Stranger: what is it
    You: it makes fun of cops
    You: the show
    Stranger: oh yeah
    You: do u live in da usa
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i live in da uk innit
    You: i used to know some one from there he was cool but his mum was a dirty kunt
    Stranger: thats nice
    You: yep how old are u
    Stranger: 16
    Stranger: u?
    You: 14 i like pussy
    Stranger: eew
    Stranger: mingin


    i guess they didnt like pussy?
     
  9. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi asl?
    You: hi im 19 f usa
    Stranger: 22 m rus
    Stranger: what your name?
    You: rasputin spuztnksky
    Stranger: )
    Stranger: what your name?
    Stranger: yanki
    You: vladamere yankovichameredeitre
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: sometimes i masterbate to rick astley, whos ur dirty secret crush?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: whats crack-a-lacking
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  10. skull-e

    skull-e Elite Member

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    best one ever
     
  11. Werse

    Werse Elite Member

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    Stranger: so you wanna cyber
    You: yeah
    Stranger: ok im a girl
    Stranger: 16
    Stranger: u a guy?
    You: yeah
    You: 17
    Stranger: ok you start
    You: i dont know how
    You: im an iVirgin
    Stranger: shit
    Stranger: me too
    You: you want me to shit
    Stranger: lol no
    Stranger: thats just my reaction
     
  12. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    ur just a reguler fag
     
  13. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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  14. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    well i was gunna say yugio and pantera suck dick but im not that mean
     
  15. Mr yarbles

    Mr yarbles Elite Member

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    hahahaha


    You: DO you live in africa
    You: ?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i dont live in africa
    You: Do you know where I could pick up some slaves then?
    You: I keep looking for people from Africa
    You: But I never find them
    Stranger: oo :/
    You: and I have a shitload of corn that I need harvested
    Stranger: i understand
    You: Know where I can gind some ******s then?
    You: Deaf ones
    You: preferably
    You: so they can't talk
    You: Ya kno?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Nobody likes me :(
     
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  16. THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL

    THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL Senior Member

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    ... yeah pantera sux.

    what is this omegle? internet chat where you can mess with people?
     
  17. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    but im only lashing out, ur words hurt me
     
  18. Mr yarbles

    Mr yarbles Elite Member

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    Connecting to server...
    Stranger: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Center
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    The fuck? :confused:


    Stranger: heyy
    You: You ever killed a cat before?
    Stranger: no
    You: Cus my friend wants me to
    Stranger: why do u ask
    You: But i Just can't imagine how
    You: Like I skinned it already and stuff
    You: So the hard parts out of the way
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  19. THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL

    THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL Senior Member

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    Stranger: C:> command.com

    You: what...
    You: are you kidding me?
    Stranger: <3
    You: are you cerial?
    Stranger: cereal*
    Stranger: **super ceral
    You: this is the internets sir
    Stranger: ceral*
    You: spelling does not count
    Stranger:

    You: your cereal?
    You: are you...
    Stranger: ghandi
    You: FUCKING HOSTILE dadada daaaaa da daaaa
    You: dadada daaaaaaa da daaaa
    You: chuga chew chuga chew
    Stranger: ...-.-
    Stranger: -.-.
    You: enter kickass solo...
    Stranger: ...-...-...-...-
    You: to see
    To bleed
    Cannot be taught

    You: in turn
    You: your making us
    You: da da da
    You: da da da
    You: da da dada
    You: FUCKING HOSTILEEEEEEE


    pantera doesnt sux...

    no one wants to have fun on that site. theyre all like ASL? ASL? omg! WTF!
     
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  20. dior

    dior Senior Member

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    You: im naked
    You: u?
    Stranger: I danced the creeeew
    You: what the fuck
    Stranger: I am a Brazilian dancer, very bitch
    You: nice brazil looks nice
    You: u a girl
    Stranger: U $ 10 a dance done by the web cam
    You: how bout for free cause im nice ?
    You: u there
    Stranger:
    U $ 10 or anything ... so very tasty, you will love
    You: how bout15$ and you shove a broom up your ass
    You: and scream
    Stranger:
    stick a broom in the ass for $ 100
    You: what thats outrages but ill by do you use paypall and give me a sample how do i know your not a guy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    wtf