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    Default Fail of your day.

    I thought this might be another entertaining thread idea.
    Post a fail your day.


    I was going to put a hot pocket in the microwave and i set the time and started it but i forgot to put the hot pocket inside...

    I'm sure you have something interesting to say.
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    First!
    XD
    Did you not realize your mistake until the microwave stopped and you opened it to get your hot pocket?
    That would have been hilarious

    I'll post a fail as soon as I think of one
    Last edited by Vagrant; 12-03-2009 at 05:01 AM.

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    dude, i slapped the microwave shut, walked to my room and i even waited after the beeping to let my "hot" pocket "cool down"
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    Hahahah
    I would pay to have seen the look on your face when you opened the microwave and reached in for... What the fuck? Where's the hot pocket!? Who the fuck stole my hot pocket!!?
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    More than once I've filled a pot with water and put it on the stove to boil, then gone back 10 minutes later to find I never turned the stove on.
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    But there was this time where I drove an hour and 45 minutes to bring some things to a friend who I hadn't seen for months, and I was excited to hang out and explore the city. I didn't realize until I got there that I completely forgot the things he wanted, which was the original reason for my visit.
    Last edited by Vagrant; 12-03-2009 at 04:31 AM.

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    this didnt happen today but it led to a scar....

    once i was at my sisters and she made brownies but they were kinda burnt on the bottom so you needed a spatula to get one but smart me didnt see a spatula out and intead got a steak knife to pry a brownie out and i braced the pan started to get a brownie out then the knife slipped and stabbed my palm. i got kinda nervous cause my thumb went numb momentarily but no permanent damage was done
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    Fuck off.

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    lmao

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    Default gettin ma ziplock on

    im wearing socks and waterproof socks (ziplock bags) cuz im too broke to buy a new pair ...

    it is fail when u hear the ziplock bags goin off when ur walking

    or when i try to hide them when in public and come home to half of em sticking out ma shoe

    awesome idea for a thread btw
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    someone decided on my way to the Norfolk base that they hated stop signs so much that they were going to run it over somehow FAIL on my part to get to base on time. When I was called in I showed the CO these pictures he had a hearty laugh and said you're still late son now get out of my office.





    Last edited by Asis; 12-03-2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason: didn't finish typing

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    i was pretty baked last night and tried to call my girlfriends cell to see what she was doing. not realizing i had borrowed her phone when it rang i picked it up quickly and said hello.

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    going to pick up nug the blunt roll it up and excited to spark then no lightteer and no change to buy one.

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    this happened a while ago
    one time i went to fill the bath so i turned the tap on and left come back 10 minutes later to see how full it was and i had never put the plug in


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    i just sharted my pants.. and i'm at work. i pulled the "wipe and toss" with my boxers


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    this morning i was having a waffle at the dining hall, and the little butter cups were pretty much frozen. so i decided to heat them up in the microwave, forgetting that they had foil tops. the one exploded but i got the door open before anything else could happen. it smelled like ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakim shabazz View Post
    going to pick up nug the blunt roll it up and excited to spark then no lightteer and no change to buy one.
    Fuck. Hate that shit. Happened to me yesterday.
    Loaded With Buds I be.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakim shabazz View Post
    going to pick up nug the blunt roll it up and excited to spark then no lightteer and no change to buy one.
    how is this possible? I have two in my coat, and at least three by my paraphernalia

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    i was talking on the phone while droppin the kids off in the pacific, and it started slipping(both the phone and a cosby kid), and the phone plopped in the toilet while my girlfriend was talking to me about the next time we're having sex.
    ATTENTION RAP/HIP HOP FANS

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    REQUIREMENTS:

    Style: Peice and Handstyle(COLOR, Prefereabley with a a good amoung of Red)
    Word(s): for the Peice: "D-RAINE" for the Handstyle "CITY OF RED"

    NO ENTRY DUE DATE YET, SO PM YOUR ENTIRES TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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    I saw a guy spray painting his entire trailer black in front of Wal-Mart.
    The forests of Timber have changed.
    But the owls are still around.
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    fuck crunk fuck hiphop its all about the underground hiphop mainstream can suck my dick

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    I decided to paint my trailer and bought a bunch of paint. But someone put a white cover on a black can, so as I'm painting all of a sudden the next can sprays black.
    I couldn't paint over it so I had to go back into walmart and buy black paint and start over.

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    While I was at the place getting tested for AIDS today, I went into the bathroom, went to open one of the stalls, and the stall opened inward. The stall door opened and hit the toilet bowel, allowing the door to open about eight inches. Useless toilet is useless.
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    Oh, and, sticking a cigarette in my mouth while taking a piss, yawning, cigarette in toilet. D:
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