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    haha thats HILARIOUS. you had to feel it coming though. or did you?
    Fuck off.

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    i was hammered.... so.... no. didnt' feel it coming.

    i've also made the mistake of trying the worm with keys in my pocket. haha i'm a retard.
    pee pee five one doo doo


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    fault0.. what a turd.
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    You're trying too hard if you're going to post a man's asshole on here.
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    haha youve got some pretty good stories involving the worm
    Fuck off.

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    i just came to the conclusion i only like my gf when i'm drunk.
    but i like everyone then.


    i think i'll fuck her a couple of times and end the relationship.
    Treating every day like it's the weekend, this is not how i was raised...

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    Quote Originally Posted by viseversa101 View Post
    look at the bright side, u had ur car all weekend
    haha but still, bright side is, is it cost $800 and something and my lovely parents will pay cause I has no job like a slack cunt so I'll pay em back after.
    y0

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNDERTHEICE View Post
    are poster paints good for black books
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    nope they wont work

    you can only make posters with them

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    Lmfao that ice cube shit made me lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so hard
    y0

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    fail of my day is having to move tv from old house to new house, not having enough gas to get here and there, having to not move until i get my paycheck which isn't even guaranteed to be over 150 dollars, of which 75 i owe to some kid.
    Quote Originally Posted by B.S. POLICE View Post
    its not even the shemale shit.

    you dont need a graff site to teach you how to find a clit. If your on bombingscience trying to learn how to fuck you shouldnt be fucking OR doing graff.




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    um fuck will smith he had bad can control in the fresh prince theme

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    Apparently last night I needed McDonalds more than anything in the world. I woke up with the remnants of a Hot-N-Spicy jammed between a McDouble around my bed.
    Fuck You

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    havin to deliver flowers to my moms grave
    ohznehm ewnoh

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    ^wtf? did you fail at it or something?
    pee pee five one doo doo


    Quote Originally Posted by fannypack mcvegetarian uprock
    fault0.. what a turd.
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    You're trying too hard if you're going to post a man's asshole on here.
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    yeah thats not really a fail thats pretty sad....

    i guess i fail alot when i go somewhere and accidently make eye conact with ugly and/or fat girls and they start cheesing. i feel bad for them haha
    Fuck off.

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    2 weeks studying for a final exam, last year of highschool. I overslept.

    Now I cant take the seletivity (a test needed in my country to go to university) until i pass the recovery exam in september.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlikePie View Post
    Apparently last night I needed McDonalds more than anything in the world. I woke up with the remnants of a Hot-N-Spicy jammed between a McDouble around my bed.
    i had a dream about doing that,,after i read this..
    holds more significance than i though i guess

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    Took my roomates car to work, someone broke in jacked
    the shitty ass deck and my favorite pipe ever from hempfest 2 years ago
    fuckin fail
    if hip-hop was a sport i would rock a letterman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    4 days before my 18th birthday, I hit a cop car head on. No lie. My court date is May 10th. I think after this post the thread can be closed. lol
    jesus mutha fuckin christ .. thats a hell of a way to start a driving record. i hit a lady who worked at the polic dept once

    i thought it was fuckin awesome ... my car flew way to the other side of the road .. and i hated my car so damn much ... fucking cobalts totaled that bitch ... best thing that ever happened to me
    "Shut the fuck up."

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    Haha it's funny you say that because I drive a Cobalt and it fucked up the cop's car worse than my car was. I pushed his push bar into his grill. By the way, I got off without any points but I had a 120 dollar fine for "failing to yield to an emergency vehicle". In my mind I won though, because I know a hell of a lot of people who would pay more than 120$ to hit a cop...

    I just burnt my American flag. And sent three cracker Naziís to hell and Iím sad. Uh, Iím loading tefs in my mag. To send these redneck bigots some death in a bag. Choke him out with his confederate flag. I know these devils are mad. Little rap fans that live way out in safe suburbia, Would you stand with me, a United States murderer?

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    got a 4,8 out of 10 for my exam geography...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    Haha it's funny you say that because I drive a Cobalt and it fucked up the cop's car worse than my car was. I pushed his push bar into his grill. By the way, I got off without any points but I had a 120 dollar fine for "failing to yield to an emergency vehicle". In my mind I won though, because I know a hell of a lot of people who would pay more than 120$ to hit a cop...
    They didn't make you pay for the repairs though?, sounds like you got off pretty good!
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    buying booze for underaged kids and then i drink it with them
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    It's really the best way to give back to the youth of your community.
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    2 parts jager. 1 part redbull. 2 scoops of lemon iced tea mix. youll feel like you left the tanning bed and gelled your hair in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by massacreman View Post
    got a 4,8 out of 10 for my exam geography...
    hmmm yep. i guess that would be the definition of fail.


    geography isn't that hard man.
    pee pee five one doo doo


    Quote Originally Posted by fannypack mcvegetarian uprock
    fault0.. what a turd.
    Quote Originally Posted by SALVO will stab any mothafucka
    You're trying too hard if you're going to post a man's asshole on here.
    Quote Originally Posted by I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you
    PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!! MNP FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MNP


 

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