Fail of your day.

[LeaksOne]

haha thats HILARIOUS. you had to feel it coming though. or did you?

[FaultO]

i was hammered.... so.... no. didnt' feel it coming.

i've also made the mistake of trying the worm with keys in my pocket. haha i'm a retard.

[LeaksOne]

haha youve got some pretty good stories involving the worm

[otter]

i just came to the conclusion i only like my gf when i'm drunk.
but i like everyone then.


i think i'll fuck her a couple of times and end the relationship.

[NiL]

look at the bright side, u had ur car all weekend

haha but still, bright side is, is it cost $800 and something and my lovely parents will pay cause I has no job like a slack cunt so I'll pay em back after.

[keepsicks]

[NiL]

Lmfao that ice cube shit made me lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so hard

[PeeInTheShower]

fail of my day is having to move tv from old house to new house, not having enough gas to get here and there, having to not move until i get my paycheck which isn't even guaranteed to be over 150 dollars, of which 75 i owe to some kid.

[IlikePie]

Apparently last night I needed McDonalds more than anything in the world. I woke up with the remnants of a Hot-N-Spicy jammed between a McDouble around my bed.

[menso]

havin to deliver flowers to my moms grave

[FaultO]

^wtf? did you fail at it or something?

[LeaksOne]

yeah thats not really a fail thats pretty sad....

i guess i fail alot when i go somewhere and accidently make eye conact with ugly and/or fat girls and they start cheesing. i feel bad for them haha

[kace91]

2 weeks studying for a final exam, last year of highschool. I overslept.

Now I cant take the seletivity (a test needed in my country to go to university) until i pass the recovery exam in september.

[DirtyDozen520]

Apparently last night I needed McDonalds more than anything in the world. I woke up with the remnants of a Hot-N-Spicy jammed between a McDouble around my bed.

i had a dream about doing that,,after i read this..
holds more significance than i though i guess

[Amanda Reckonwith]

Took my roomates car to work, someone broke in jacked
the shitty ass deck and my favorite pipe ever from hempfest 2 years ago
fuckin fail

[dp26648]

4 days before my 18th birthday, I hit a cop car head on. No lie. My court date is May 10th. I think after this post the thread can be closed. lol

jesus mutha fuckin christ .. thats a hell of a way to start a driving record. i hit a lady who worked at the polic dept once

i thought it was fuckin awesome ... my car flew way to the other side of the road .. and i hated my car so damn much ... fucking cobalts totaled that bitch ... best thing that ever happened to me

[Speedy]

Haha it's funny you say that because I drive a Cobalt and it fucked up the cop's car worse than my car was. I pushed his push bar into his grill. By the way, I got off without any points but I had a 120 dollar fine for "failing to yield to an emergency vehicle". In my mind I won though, because I know a hell of a lot of people who would pay more than 120$ to hit a cop...

[massacreman]

got a 4,8 out of 10 for my exam geography...

[Siner]

Haha it's funny you say that because I drive a Cobalt and it fucked up the cop's car worse than my car was. I pushed his push bar into his grill. By the way, I got off without any points but I had a 120 dollar fine for "failing to yield to an emergency vehicle". In my mind I won though, because I know a hell of a lot of people who would pay more than 120$ to hit a cop...

They didn't make you pay for the repairs though?, sounds like you got off pretty good!

[FaultO]

got a 4,8 out of 10 for my exam geography...

hmmm yep. i guess that would be the definition of fail.


geography isn't that hard man.