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    lets see....for starters i read someone elses schedule for work and thought i worked 530am to 3 then after i clocked in a coworker told me to check the schedule and i really was suppose to work 10am-7 luckily the manager just let me stay there.

    and a couple mins ago i was on the porch and walked directly into a spider web, spider and all, and the whole time i was walking towards it, it felt like slo-mo, i was thinking man why wont this fly move.
    Fuck off.

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    ^i did that schedule fuck up last friday.... not at 5:30am though thank fuck.

    i went and had two pints in the time i had to spare, and had a great buzz on for the first hour or so of my shift.

    so my fail was a win.

    today all i did that sucked was scratch my balls and snif my fingers after mowing a couple of lawns in the sun....

    man my balls were sticking to everything in sight. so hawt out.
    pee pee five one doo doo


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    sniffing your fingers is so weird yet so useful. and i dont mean just random sniffs i mean like after scratching places, touching strange things, and most famously after finger fucking.
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    i completely agree, you can learn a lot from sniffing your fingers. not only about where your fingers have been, but about yourself as a person.


    yeah my friend's a nurse, and when she was training, she was putting a suppository in some volunteer dude's asshole. according to the supervisor, she wasn't going deep enough. so the supervisor grabbed her hand and shoved her fingers in as far as they would go.

    haha she phoned me to ask if it was weird that she couldn't stop sniffing her asshole covered fingers.

    completely normal i said.
    pee pee five one doo doo


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    You're trying too hard if you're going to post a man's asshole on here.
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    PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!! MNP FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MNP

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    LOL thats kinda extreme but i cant even lie......i would do the same thing, though id gag extremely, id do the same thing
    Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaultO View Post
    i completely agree, you can learn a lot from sniffing your fingers. not only about where your fingers have been, but about yourself as a person.


    yeah my friend's a nurse, and when she was training, she was putting a suppository in some volunteer dude's asshole. according to the supervisor, she wasn't going deep enough. so the supervisor grabbed her hand and shoved her fingers in as far as they would go.

    haha she phoned me to ask if it was weird that she couldn't stop sniffing her asshole covered fingers.

    completely normal i said.
    completely normal... if its my asshole covered fingers

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    well, i was skating this park and im trying this trick into a bank and i slipped out and fell on my head. i dont remember this but apparently i kept standing up and falling down and talking about super random shit that made no sense whatsoever. so that pretty much is my fail of the day

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    so i was at work and on my way home this job called me and told said to call back so when i got it i was thinking its too late to call them now so i get home and take a super power nap and wake to find another missed call from them. luckily she got straight to the point and wants to schedule an interview.

    and while i was sleep my little sister came and asked me where the garbage bags are and i woke up and started touching my ipod docking station then i told her there are no holes so you cant shoot.
    Fuck off.

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    cracked open a tallboy of sierra nevada and passed out on the couch before i could take one sip.
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    She was faking to try and get you to finish cuz she didn't wanna fuck you.
    But you didn't so she pushed you off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EsKoNeR!! View Post
    cracked open a tallboy of sierra nevada and passed out on the couch before i could take one sip.
    fuck yeah
    y0

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    Lit a blunt backwards -.- burnt the cardy shit sucked so bad
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    iZzZ an hCxXx taggorz frum pzl Fl0-r!dAaA!!!! 1'm inz da Still free kruuuuuw
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    last night i was making slaps for a trip so i drew a character and i tried to quickly mass produce it and i wasted about 50 slaps. so epic fail
    It started out as fun. We had fun. Did many things. Explored all kind of places in the city. We tagged. We bombed.. But most of all we got fame...It was fun while it lasted.But now it all went down the drain. I lost most women i loved. Iy caused deaths to many friends and partners. Just to paint a train -Fuzz

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    ^^You suck.
    Fuck You

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamBoZ96 View Post
    Not realizing that I don't have any artistic talent.
    Yeah, that sucks.
    World's #1 Least Intimidating E-Thug

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    Woke up
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    last two posts so prime.
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    She was faking to try and get you to finish cuz she didn't wanna fuck you.
    But you didn't so she pushed you off.

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    y0 Boz I don't get how your throwie looks good in your sig yet your handies are shit!? Maybe you're like my friend he can draw really good in general and draw good lettersbut he couldn't tag to save himself. Hes a good drawer though

    Anyways my fail if you can call it that.
    Is I was hoping I'd come home and my dad has to go out (which he did) and I would get to sit at home by myself fucking finally and smoke some bongs and hang out BY MYSELF but my fucking mother is home. I needa move out. But then I won't have anyone to make me dinner do my laundry and all that shit.
    y0

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    fail: i broke my wrist in two places skating today, doing the most shit simple trick ive prob done hundreds of times. this marks my first serious injury in all of my 7 years of skating.

    extra fail: monday im leaving for a 3 day trip with my friends to an amusement park and water park. not only did i just drop $160 on this ticket/hotel package thing this morning, but i prob wont be able to work either, so im broke. i cant even toke up without assistance. this sucks

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    i accidentally broke my bong today

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    Use an apple. It's environmentally friendly and provides munchies for afterwards.
    If there is hope, it lies in the writers.

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    Only one of them in my pics was a bathroom. I figured why not.
    And I'm so hardcore, the door didn't even have a lock on it.
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    the other day I saw a giant dick that someone painted across an entire fucknig house top to bottom, that was the shit.


 

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