fail of my day is finding out i got 14 dollars in my account.
Mine is EVERY day I come on to BS I'm like the only one posting. How great my timing is.
It started out as fun. We had fun. Did many things. Explored all kind of places in the city. We tagged. We bombed.. But most of all we got fame...It was fun while it lasted.But now it all went down the drain. I lost most women i loved. Iy caused deaths to many friends and partners. Just to paint a train -Fuzz
runaway snowboard at the mountain. haha that shit was embarassing.
so i went to the fair with my boy and some of his family and me him and his little brother got on this ride and these 3 sexy hispanic girls were sitting across us on a spinning ride so we get up there and the ride is going and me and my boy were talking about something MEANWHILE one of the hispanic girls titty pop out and my boys little brother was the only one who saw and he was trying to get my attention while it happen up i looked when she finally caught it because apparently she was trying to catch her titty haha. i was so pissed off i missed it.
That whirling green one?
I went last week, ate a whole bunch, and went on a few rides, not that one though it looked like a total puke inducer.
Had I known boobs were popping out I would have risked it. Thats my fail.
The patron saint of mediocrity.
Woke up at 6:30, have to drive an hour for school to make it for 8... So I showered, ate, got high, fapped and ate again and left at 7:56. I value education.
getting up in class........................................with a boner,,
Tex Heads..PM me..
getting high and thinkg that its a good idea to put a spoon in the mircowave aswell so the spoon dosent colden up the food then relising your mistake only after its ruined your food :'(
I was starving and ate a slice of pizza that was fresh out of the oven, and burned the roof of my mouth pretty bad... as a result I have been stuck eating soup with no crackers, pudding and water for the last 5 days
I'm so hungry...
when i woke up
so, you are pointing out what you consider other people's fails in the aptly named fail of YOUR day? yeah. that makes sense.
beware the beast man for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
a million $ transaction fucked up how is that not a big deal please enlighten me i actually want to know why im not joking
the system we use is pretty clever. I missed a single digit in a line of accounting and it held up the transaction, but it was a 30 second fix. It just made a few people have to do extra work. We move billions a day as a "company".
i was taking a shit at school when someone banged on the door, causing me to jump up and let loose on the floor
Threw up while brushing teeth. Fuck being hung over.
Getting spooked by a cats meow.