Fail of your day.

[IlikePie]

Threw up while brushing teeth. Fuck being hung over.

[twisties]

Getting spooked by a cats meow.

[dreisus]

Alright picture this I'm in a lecture, along with 200 other students, I need to let a huge fart go, I try to do it all sneaky and do it when the lecturer was talking, so mid sentence I figure it's time, I push hard to get it out in time, there was a problem the teacher heard, she stopped talking so everybody just watches me as I drop this fat stinker, then I tried to speed things up and push it out harder, this is where it went bad, it followed through with everybody watching, I just picked up my books and waddled out of there. Yeah I dropped that class haha