got a call ... answered the phone ... "please hold for the next available agent, your call is very important to us thank you" THE FUCK?!?! hang up!
got a call ... answered the phone ... "please hold for the next available agent, your call is very important to us thank you" THE FUCK?!?! hang up!
"Shut the fuck up."
Denis Leary
I don't answer my phone if it's a number I don't know specifically for that reason.
I live with my fiance`, whose ex boyfriend lives in the basement, who brought his new bitch over here. How do you tell your new girl "Hey we're gonna' go hang out at my ex's house, where I live?"
Not particularly MY fail, but, still.
Monsters Doing Coke
Big B.A.D Rots
how does a girl tell her new bf that her ex lives in the basement
Same here. I never answer any number not in my contacts.Originally Posted by Vagrant
"Misconceptions and assumptions are the breeding ground for ignorance"
Walked into my dorm at 5 this morning. My roommate was passed out, some one was out on the futon and someone else was ko'd in my bed. I was so pissed that I just left and walked another 20 minutes in the rain to my friends dorm and passed out on the floor. No my back hurts.
World's #1 Least Intimidating E-Thug
i slept on the floor for three months when i got kick out bro. one night aint that bad.
youshouldve cuddled into bed with the guy to see if he'll get off. lol
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whatever floats your boat man...
i always answer phone calls i don't know if they call twice.
FOTD: had my iPod on shuffle, and 4 songs in a row were just bands intros that were samples and horror noises. basically 3 minutes of just not music.
Florida Bomber.
Yes i have been bombing in a baithing suit
"Yo, I was doing a two can fill in on Percy, and Sir Topham Hatt came out and was like "Sir, your graffiti is making me very cross" and I was like "FUCK YO TRAIN BITCHASS HOE!"
I talked to my girlfriend on the phone while watching porn on the comp.. I muted it so she couldnt hear. =D
FAIL.
904.
You muted it instead of pausing it. Now thats a true man.
"Misconceptions and assumptions are the breeding ground for ignorance"
Yeah I can't decide if it's a fail or a win...
904.
Both.
No More Weekly Toy Battles.
Yeah word. Either way it's a dick move.
904.
One of my friends said "The first time I did it, I had never done it before."
Other Illegal Interests:
I spent all day in my house today, drawing, and on the internet. I've eaten two meals today, because I was so lazy.
Epic fail.
No More Weekly Toy Battles.
my two meals
woke up and had my breakfast salad
then had a frozen pizza.
real gangstas eat frozen food.
Florida Bomber.
Yes i have been bombing in a baithing suit
"Yo, I was doing a two can fill in on Percy, and Sir Topham Hatt came out and was like "Sir, your graffiti is making me very cross" and I was like "FUCK YO TRAIN BITCHASS HOE!"
word..
Tex Heads..PM me..
I dropped some ice cream on the floor.
Some1 give this nigguh a e-napkin..
Tex Heads..PM me..
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