I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Did you see the sign on the lawn of the drug rehab center? It said "Keep off the grass" A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. Organ donors put their heart into it. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you see the sign on the lawn of the drug rehab center? It said "Keep off the grass" got a chuckle from this one
in class today... a discussion about meat grading and mcdonalds. "there are food engineers for global food companies to work within a certain countries health standards to target the tastes of that region. some countries have stricter policies and im not sure the US would MEAT the standard." too bad no one else picked up on it
you guys are as sharp as knives, so ill get right to the point, i went camping last summer, it was IN TENTS.
A prisoners favorite form of punctuation is a period. It marks the end of his sentence. * thank you... thank you. I'll be here all week *