Way to take my idea, douche haha. First of all, frosted fudge pop tarts. Second, I haven't eaten deviled eggs in a damn long time. Third, pizza rolls. And definitely, those fries are hella awesome.
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this is how i prepare some bomb asss omlets: 1. 3 large eggs 2. Butter 3. Parsley Flakes 4. Peperika(sp) 5. Salt 6. Pepper 7. Shreaded Cheese(i use the three cheese fiesta blend) 8. Sliced Ham(i used honey glazed) 9. Bacon(whatever type of bacon yall can afford...or rack i suppose) 10. Steak (by the way make sure the meats are cooked first, duh) 12. Preffered Hot Sauce 13. Mushrooms 14. Unions 15. Peppers(i use hot ones, jalepeno) ANYWAYS chop up your meats to small chunks(about the size of dice, is how i do) put the meat aside Take the 3 eggs, crack them into a medium sized bowl. PInch of salt, pinch of pepper, and 1/8 cup of milk whip it up nice and fine, until its one solid color butter up a fryin pan (with a nice sized chunk) dump that egg batter into the pan. now while you got his goin, sautee your onions, peppers, and shroomies in another pan(im not explaining how to do all that google it) let it sit on high for a bit until its starts to become solid once its formed, flip it over for a minute, so its a bit brown on both sides(not burnt) get your cheese up in your omlet, put it ALL on one side for now then take your meats, spread em all out on the omlet, i use bacon first, then the steak, then the ham throw in the sauteed mix of peppers shrooms n unions) sprinkle your desired amount of parsley flakes, peperiki, salt and pepper. get your haut sauce on(however much you want) By now your omlet is ready for the last step. fold the omlet in half while stilll on the stove, and kinda press it together so both sides stick together (creating something tha will look like a closed taco shell haha. get that shit out the pan and BOOM. bangin omlet.
ANOTHER one. I guess you could call this BRICK haha but this is how I do it. Spaghetti Noodles Parmesean Cheese in the Can Butter White Cheddar Cheez-its cook your noodz up via boiling in pain strain em, mix in some butter, crunched up cheez-its sprinkle in an ass load of parmesean stir it all good microwave for about 40 seconds mix it all up again good food if your either a. broke b. stoned, or c. pregnant
PIZZA ROLLS FOR MICROWAVES (10 per serving) 1. Put ten pizza rolls on a plate. 2. Put them in the microwave and set your timer to 1:33. 3. At approximately 0:32, spin it 1/4 clockwise and wait for it to finish. 4. Eat! CHOCOLATE SHAKE (using a Magic Bullet or Blender) You will need: (1) Magic Bullet or a Blender (3) Cookies [I find Keebler graham to be the best] (7) Scoops of ice cream (preferably vanilla with chocolate fudge or chocolate with malt) (1) Cup of milk *optional Chocolate Syrup (about a table spoon) 1. Scoop all of the ice cream into your container and push it down so it's nice and packed. 2. Break the cookies into smaller pieces and put them on top of the ice cream. *3. If you decide to use chocolate syrup, use it now. 4. Pour the milk in. If there's too much, add more ice cream. 5. Turn the magic bullet on for about 5 seconds, then shake it up. Repeat process until you're satisfied with the thickness. For a blender, 13 seconds. 6. Drink up! -------------------------- Also, cake mix waffles ARE THE BEST KIND OF WAFFLES. EVER. Straight up, do it and you will want more.
alright imma show you new jack mother fuckers how its done. you will need: some bread: View attachment 538018 its better with white bread but if your about the whole wheat than go for that shit a sandwich maker: View attachment 538019 and some puritan beef stew (soooooo fucking good!) View attachment 538020 oh and some butter. ok so you butter some bread and put it on the open sandwich maker. then you spoon a decent amount of stew onto the bread. leave about 1 and a half centimeters room around the bread unstewed. you then put more bread on top, close the grill and turn it on. wait 10 minutes and open that shit up and BAM! you got mad tasty stew pockets. mow that shit dow and repeat.
^ awesome Marijuana butter the easy way Ingredients: 1 lb of butter (real butter) 1 oz of Marijuana Directions: Melt the butter in a sauce pan to boiling. Add the marijuana and let boil until the butter has turned green from the marijuana. Pour butter through a strainer to remove all the pieces of marijuana. Chill until solid. Weed Brownies Ingredients: 6 ounces of unsweetened chololate 6 ounces (3/4 cup) of Marijuana butter 4 eggs 1 tablespoonful of vanilla 1/2 teaspoon of salt 2 1/2 cups of honey 4 cups of flour 3 tablespoons of Jack Daniels (optional) Greased 9x12 baking dish or pan Melt chocolate in a double-boiler saucepan, add the weed butter and honey, mix well, add eggs and mix again, add salt and vanilla, mix again, add flour, mix again. Pour into pan. Bake 35 minutes at 375 degrees. Remove from oven. Allow 1 hour to cool and set before cutting. Cut into 2 inch squares and place in gallon sized ziploc bag for storage or freezing.
thats how its done kid. p.s. you can substitute the beef stew with spaghetti in my recipe. excellent way of getting rid of leftovers. also s'mors poptarts are the best. hot or cold.
I thought there was more weed in the brownie "batter", as well. Not just necessarily the butter. Regardless, I want dessert now.