Weirdest Graff Related Story

[SouthSide514]

once my friend and his bro were graffing up this abandoned building.. and his bro was like "cops are here.." all calm. and my friend didnt beleive him so he kept graffing.. and when he saw the cops he just waited for them to come he didnt even run

pussy..

[MitNGEK]

soem of these stories suck

[shone]

i was htiting up this building and this dude just comes up and goes u stupid fucking graffitier im gonna kick ur ass
im like fuck off lemme finish and he punchs me in the face
so i take my can and smash that mother fuckrs face and finish my throw

[element503]

Originally posted by pSYKAOz@May 25 2004, 09:54 PM
female cops are the worst. they think your sexist all the time. no miss fucking officer your just plain fucking pig i dont care male or female your still bacon and i still dont like you!

oh my god! you are so right! the cop called me a bitch and called my mom a bitch becuz she took me home and my mom didnt even say anything nor did i "...you have a little bitch of a son, you should be ashamed of your self bitch..." the last one was tended to my mom.

[LavakingX]

Originally posted by popoloco@Jun 9 2004, 04:12 PM
the law is starting 2 easy up on all graffers i just advise u 2 still be carful
i once saw these 2 kids graffing on some city wall and i didn't care but the fat partner i used 2 have was like come here u dumb kids and then he went 2 arest them and i told him no and then he hit them with a ****** beater so then i had 2 punch him and he transfered. im a cop but i graff 2 but i started not 2 long ago when i bcame a cop i saw some kids doing it and they showed me a few things so now u can say im a crooked cops and dont worry about the stuff u say i am counted as one of u

You won't get to far here saying stuff like ****** beater.

Most people here are black

[The Red Owl]

Originally posted by M0De7@Jun 6 2004, 09:55 AM
I remember graffking. No doubt he was a real cop. But I'm sure there are no cops that are registered posting right now...atleast I hope so. If so, fuck off. But I'm sure that this forum is clean for now...

You sir, are an idiot.

[joker00]

^i second that there was no better way 2 put that (that i can think of at this point in time)

i got a werid story we r goin throw this ladies yard cuz we r goin home after a good time of taggin shit up so this truck is drivin down we r like shit cops so 4 some reason i sat in the middle of the yard thinkin im a rock they wont c me (im really smart) so it slams on the breaks so im like fuck my friends hop in the woods next 2 it and i try 2 run this bitch gets out the car and SCREAMS FREEZE THIS IS THE POLICE FREEZE i still kept runnin then the parnter in the car corners me and then she goes wut where u doin and im like uhhhhh playin ding dong ditch? shes like ok and then shes like were r ur friends im like lady i dont know and she like ok were do u live im like that way anad i point in a random deriection. so shes like ur free 2 go so i walk a lil bite she drives off and waits like 2 mins and drives back and follows me hlaf 2 my fuckin house and then i start askin fuckin random ? like when did u start so they drove off and i went home met up wit my boys and went 2 sleep


dont u love happy endings?

[joker00]

Originally posted by shone@May 30 2005, 09:16 PM
i was htiting up this building and this dude just comes up and goes u stupid fucking graffitier im gonna kick ur ass
im like fuck off lemme finish and he punchs me in the face
so i take my can and smash that mother fuckrs face and finish my throw

yeahh go my friend was taggin a dumspter (wasnt there) and some drunken hoe walks up and she like speakin some serious giberish and she hits him so he smashes the can over her head and she falls down i was laughin so hard when i heard this (the hoe was mad ugly i hurd)

[joker00]

Originally posted by derrick2000foru@May 24 2005, 01:21 PM
we had jus finished a piece and threw our cans out...were walkin with helium ballons talkin like mickey mouse, when 9 cops roll up. I keep holding onto the balloon so they couldnt say i put something on it and let it fly away (Which would have been a raw ass idea), but yeah, talkin to the cop like mickey was hilarious.

hahahah lmao i wish i was there 2 see that now thats a story hahahaa






(sry i keep postin in here)
ok so we are walkin on a road and i wanna tag a sign they r to lazy so they keep walkin and then at the end of this road it splits (both end up in the same spot) adn there is a long way and short way my friends discided 2 go the long way and i thought they took the short way well im walkin adn some guys runs up 2 me and goes did u !MAKE GRAFFITI!* (yea i did wit a magic wound&#33 on my fence im like no way wud any1 do that (i did it hahaha) so hes like i know you did it im like buddy i dont live around here and hes like thats it u little punkn im callin the cops so i ran 2 the kids house were the road ends and i found my 2 idoit friends and we went 2 sleep the next morin the cops are drivin all aroudn the road looks like they show up on time

[joker00]

i have alot more but im not gonna type them

[SpLiTbomber]

i was bombing naked in the winter, and was using my massivly large penis as a paintbrush... so there i was, when i ran out of white paint, so i started beating the meat. So i filled in my tag , and i got my blue paint to add detail. Then i looked down ( cuz i was on a rooftop) and saw a hooker, and looked down her shirt. So then i popped a huge ass boner, knocking the can i had in my hand out, it went flying, sumhow in mid air it hit the wall and the tip got stuck pushed in, so this can was flying evrywhere spraying, and since i have a very large cock, it was hard to miss and got covered in paint. It was very cold out, and almost immediatly started freezing. in 5 minutes i had a icicle and 2 snowballs. I turned around to climp down the stiarwell when my "icicle" hit the handrail and shattered into a thousand tiny peices. the next week the doctors gave me a new penis, exept it was bionic, and i ws really happy, cuz that thing was like a 3rd hand, and could make really good martinis...

THE END

[joker00]

^make sure u take it off if u can b4 u go swimmin my friend had 1 like that and 4got and then he payed the price

[joker00]

split love ur sig

[spare]

another writer i know told me about this nice chill spot. so i go over to there and start workin on this nice piece. suddenly out of no where i see fucking patrol car lights within two minutes. i booked, got away, but i dont think ill be there anymore. pretty shitty story but its the only run in with the fuzz ive had. and no, im not a toy i have been out and about.

[ARESOLIC]

You guys freak when a cops online, i bet like half of the people on this site are cops or posers.But could a cop actually get you in trouble if you talk about shit liek this online. i dont see how its possible but w/e.

[spare]

they could by finding out some info on me by my IP address. but only if they had a warrent, other wise they would be breaking the internet privacy act. plus i dont think theyre gonna get a warrent. just cuz you post stories on a graffiti site?

[->toNE*]

me an 2 of my boys just finisd off some 40dz an we were in an ally.so we were just destoryin this dumpster.i had my ******** montana an 30mm otr red.my boy had a mop an an airsol bombing sliver.my other boy had a mop too.the next day i walkd by just laughing notice there was a note writing on it saying "if i catch u little punks spraypainting on my garbage can agine am gonna stick the spray paint in your ass an beat u up goofs"an just becuse of that i made a stencil saying evokes says fuck you..just for laughs..i coulda writing it in marker but i was high an bord do the math..

[ARESOLIC]

one time my friend was bared up n tagged a white wall with white paint n he thoghut it was black or somethingi duno n the next day we went to see it n you could barley see it n it wasnt buffed he looked like such a toy

[ARESOLIC]

shit this ones for the books once i was super i mean really really high n i was leaning over a roof top (low one) n i was finising the last letter of my tagg (not a bomb) n i fell n dont ask me how but i fell off n some how the can kept on spraying n you could see a long line down the wall. dont ask me how but it happened

[soek]

one time i was tagging this fucking like gay ass ditch and like a cool lookin kid came over to my house and we fucked like all day long....lol it was awesome!!@!$#!#NEdkasndk