why the fuck do people keep talking about masturbating in here? get off interwebs and get laid. fuck a fat chick or something. pussy is pussy with the lights off.
so you've never masturbated in your entire life i assume. with my last girl i'd fuck, go home and watch porn. nutting is an addiction in itself. suck a shitcicle.
um, fight me? please? but no seriously, i suffer from insanity due to home incarceration.. so i think it's only necessary to document my life on bombingscience. i mean i used to get grounded as a young'n and whatnot, but god damn, at least i'd be able to sneak out without getting a call the next day about a warrant for my arrest.
oh yeah. i always forget you're on house arrest. if i had to stay home all day i would probably refresh bombing science every 5 minutes. i hate eating macaroni and cheese with a fork.
i could have sworn i used house arrest as an excuse for posting my private habits. shit, next thing you know i'll be slammin' dope into my veins, and when my peoples walk in on me i'll say "what? i'm on house arrest". in all actuality, as much as i'd hate to say it, it's taking its toll on me as it should. talk about lesson learned. never again will i lean up against my own vehicle.
fact: im supposed to be doing a 'Well-developed' essay on Martin Luther King. Jr. and if i agree with his thought that an unjust law should be faught by the public... fact #2: i fucking hate you. and school. fact #3: i brush my teeth 4 times a day seriously.
doesn't everyone go on bombingscience only when they're bored? i mean when i'm walking downtown straight maxin' i'm not thinkin "damn i can't wait to check the good afternoon thread". but on the treal hand tip. fact:today i had california roll sushi fact:i'm finally starting to see our countrys tactics on how to get out of a bad economy fact:today i had to dress good for court, wore a long sleeve button down and penny loafers and all that good shit, and it made me realize that, god damn, i'm a sexy mother fucker.