i just took a shit then my phone vibrated on the bathroom counter thing and vibrated off to the nasty trashcan it has poop marks ;( *sigh*
I had a zombie apocalypse dream last night and it was scarier than I had planned. I was always so pumped for the zombie apocalypse.
Fact : Got a wedding today and it's the day my grandpa died. Anyways, I leave my room not knowing the time, and for a split second i smelled my grandpa's cologne, I come back to my room and realize it just turned 12.
lmao...unsanitary. I'm so so fucking hungoverrrrrrr and theres half a bologna and cheese sandwich on my night stand...
I crashed a motorbike about 15 years ago and snapped a small tree in half with my head, I wasn't wearing a helmet hahah