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Diss The Person Above You-Freestyle Battle Cypher

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by trowel, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. Dirty Doug

    Dirty Doug Member

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    haha cool u man u win, i give up
    i play in a ska band and i am in no way shape or form a lyricist
    but good shit dude
     
  2. Spark391

    Spark391 Senior Member

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    I don't really rap,
    but i am sure that you don't rap that much too..
    because, i can tell that you are wack (wackojacko giggling in the background)
    so, why can't we just get a long, and smoke a bowl of crack?
    Because weed isn't hardcore no more,
    and i know that there's a room when you open the door.. it has always been there.
    Let's be clear.
    and let's have a beer.
     
  3. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    Skills you fucking got none, dawwg gimme some rhum so i could have some fun and rape this kid 3 motherfucking 91
     
  4. Res-tooth Slims

    Res-tooth Slims Senior Member

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    yo i aint heard what you said,speak up ned, before i leave you dead
     
  5. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    dude what you said dont even make sense
    so go fuck yourself with your left hand and go get bent
     
  6. HEIST

    HEIST Senior Member

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    alright im bout to say somethin tight so sable go hide in fright crawl under your bed and hold the pillow ova ya head cuz your styles are dead aint no bullet proof vest can protect i have docters cuttin bullets out yo chest to correct the fatal error that you made is you came to this forum and stayed sitten there all fuckd up like man i shoulda prayed before i got on the keyboard now im sitten on the sea floor wit wit a brick tied around my ankles and yah cant get up like fat bitch with kankles
     
  7. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    ...like little kids by micheal jack-son
    but niot anymore cuz hes dead son
    yo thriller is his best song
    yeah
     
  8. MakeItTakeIt

    MakeItTakeIt Senior Member

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    Kid over here talkin bout michael jackson
    Didn't think I'd be throwin it back son
    but ya better watch your step kid my bars are killer
    They'll have ya smacked up and lookin like a extra in thriller
    Fuck yeah red leather pants.
     
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  9. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    Dude you cant rap, please stop trying to fake it
    Bars you dont even have one, so for you,
    I make it take it then i fucking break it
     
  10. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    yeah your bars kill they bore me to death
    mine are fresh its like god meets rap
    raw bleeds best
    beats love me i fuckin love beats back
    i hate you hate all these co-py cats
    north east west
    doesnt matter i see more n more weak fags
    like you fuckin stoopid go to school kid
     
  11. Dirty Doug

    Dirty Doug Member

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    i know its called diss the person above you
    but now its quite clear that none of your mothers ever even loved you
    2 days ago plankton i thought you was tight,
    betch you couldnt even stand up and spit in a mic,
    right, so now SAID you spittin like you bringin in bread,
    whatever you smoked mustve gone straight to your head
    take a minute read the shit that u wrote the next lines that you spit kid they better be dope,
    right, so now hiest you frontin like you shootin guns?
    id have you runnin faster than a group of fuckin nuns,
    cause im the devil, you a bitch boy not even on the same page let alone the same level,
    and yo last but not least make it take it,
    id probally grab your arm and fuckin break it,
    cut out your tongue feed it to a cow on a farm so nobody can ever hear that shit that you sung then everybodys like where the fuck you even from?
     
  12. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    dirty doug you dirty bug go jack off in the tub
    cause your clearly the one who never got love
     
  13. lakim shabazz

    lakim shabazz Moderator

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    i gets love from the hella high above
    your devil so you shove love out of your life herbs like you are most trife
    get some knowledge in your life like supreme mathematics
    instead of following the crack addicts
    get your minds off of stakin cabbage
    cause that turns you into a belligerent savage.
     
  14. Sone3

    Sone3 Member

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    man you don't get love from no bitch
    im literally ill with my words so sick
    you talk about crack maybe you do it too
    goin to the bronx feedin pidgeons at the zoo
    if i were you id get into a 12 step program
    you stepped into a land that they call no man
    toucan sam would say follow your nose
    but i say follow your foes before you get flipped off your toes
     
  15. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    your tryin too hard your boring as hell
    my life in a yard im storing myself
    your sick with words compared to who ?
    im definately sick with words compared to you
    shit is how it is
    still walking in my pair of shoes the stairs of truth
    who cares for ruth its fair you lose cuz all you do is
    stare at moose okay theyre cute but
    your gay for sure.

    edit: you suck at mad shit like a faggot its gay not magic
     
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  16. ArTiStIc_ObSeSsIoN

    ArTiStIc_ObSeSsIoN Member

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    Lord plankton your gonna get shanked mon
    reggae style my lyrics so wild
    bad rappers in the forum get put on trial
    the jury will dump you in a hurry
    headed straight for execution, oh wait where were-we
    Im gettin so bored of these rhymes from the lord.
    His flow is tired but my spits are wired.
     
  17. 408Bomber

    408Bomber Senior Member

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    see first of all understand im raw like sushi
    half of you "mc's" with you could catch me n cook me
    but ill just cut up some bars and serve it to you.. like sushi.
    Now lets be honest im the realest to run it, so shut up and sit down
    before I beat yo ass like Chris Brown, than imma run it.
    I got bars solid like concrete, imma mac, your windows 98 obsolete,
    I'll stomp your face in with the bottom of some cleetz, run up in ya house, tie up yo wife and kids, than take ya girl under the sheetz.


    uhhhhhhh
     
  18. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    yo obs
    your spit is wired shit id hire a lifeguard
    the lord on stage aka mic blast style cast
    spoken orgasm you act as a token of spasm
    ive woken the seven open sessions
    the air i spit is heat like in a ovens cabin
    the oaken devils wearing woven jackets
    eating golden acid walkin the road to credit
    thats how we roll in the west end
    lines too heavy for you to carry
    have to finish this early
     
  19. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    wow this whole thread has gone to shit
    im fucking lifted suck my dick and take a sip from the stick
    hahah you fucking faggots i eat at you like maggots
    and leave you fucked up and bumfucked like bob saget
    ahah you cant handle it right, cant handle the mic
    so i spit it off the top of the dome fuck what you like
    and fuck ya life my shit is trife you die by the knife
    you mcs are too pussy to even put up a fight
    fuck the interwebz is so fucking homosexual
    all of your shit is limited time while my shit is perpetual
    i eat too many MC's i need to go on a regime
    all you so called MC's are whack except for Lakim
    and ill give it plankton cause he spit steady
    catches everyone off guard pussies never ready
    fuck this is feeling like a rant, smoked to much plants
    rhymes is so sick make ya jizz in your pants
    hahhaa heres your chance, take it swallow and fucking love it
    on the fucking microphone you know said doessssssssss it
    haha call me Eli Porter the way i fucking do it
    spit hot rhymes and ride the fucking music and make the crowd lose it
    Aint no ghetto hoodrat, im a proud canadian fool
    so i sip maple syrup, drink beer and sleep in igloooooos

    hahahaha im fuckedddddd up
     
  20. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    im really not the kind of diligent guy
    i much rather take drugs killing the time
    i hate people stressing me up
    when i do drugs its like a blessing from god
    i barely stand up from the bed
    only times when i need the damn drugs n a snack
    man i want those damn drugs in my head
    im glad that i maned up in the past
    cuz now im addicted as hell
    everyone knows i spit it so well
    my mind is like a misfit in a cell

    "ring ring " oh shit its my cell
    :"who is it ?"
    :"hi this is cel"
    :"hey celine im sorry but im writing a freestyle right now"
    :"oh shit thats hilarious i thought freestyle was out"
    :"naw still funny n stuff..but wait right now im seeing a bunny in cuffs!"
    :"ho i guess thats okay P"
    :"what!? no! its fkn mad crazy!
    i act as...oh now it has turned into a lady..hey baby"
    :" P i thought you was with me?!"
    :" shut up bitch! im only with the drugs n the sea plus i truly believe god is a g"

    see..everything works out being stoned all day
    but not so much eating stones all day
    i gues its all said end to end back to back
    and the guy above me is a fag