I have a youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/thejonmartinez
Pretty crappy, yet aspiring non-serious musician.

 

there are all kinds at hobby lobby for a buck each

 

I write graffiti D:

 

Fresh out of weed and ready for the morning to be here to re-up and get high

 

i just bought cans off here for the first time.

 

I broke both my arms BMXing 2 yrs ago, and I still do it lol.

 

i think the guy above me is a total bell-end.

 

I constantly catch myself saying "Canadia" Instead of Canada.

 

agree

 

I'm ugly.

 

I've collected all of my semen for the past 4 years, and every year on New Years, I post pics of the updated quantity on 4chan.

 

about to be a dad

 

I like money, but they don't love me

 

Sometimes, I lay in bed and pretend I am a carrot.

 

I sometimes hallucinate without using any drugs...

 

And I thought I was the only one.

 

I ate a raw squid..that was gnar, raw octopus is the shit though

 

A few months ago I cut off the tip of my nose because of a blemish that had been there for years and I told everyone that I fell down and scraped my nose. The blemish is gone.

 

i have red hair. cheah